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Clips from Rick and Morty - Ricksy Business (S01E01)

"No, Morty."
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"Your grandfather is, indeed, in very deep pain."
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"That is why he must numb himself."
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"Come on, birdperson."
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"He's just a huge asshole."
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"Then why do you care so much if you are no longer allowed to"
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"continue on your adventures together?"
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"you with an opportunity to free yourself of Rick forever."
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"You know what? You're right. I shouldn't even care."
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"This is probably the best thing that could have happened to me."
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"My people have another saying-- "gubba nub nub doo rah kah"."
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"Guys, mom and dad are, like, right around the corner."
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"Choose wisely."
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"What? Stop."
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"My parents are home."
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"Uh, all -- all right."
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"All right. Hold -- hold on."
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"Oh, my God. They're walking up the driveway."
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"The thing. The thing."
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"The -- the -- it's got, like, buttons on it and lights on it."
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"It -- it -- it beeps."
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"Rick!"
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"That describes everything in your garage!"
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"Whoa!"
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"Yeah, e-everything's frozen in time."
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"Yeah, and slow mobius thinks he's all that."
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"- For how long? - I don't know."
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"How long do you guys want? A week? A month?"
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"Can we start cleaning the house and see how we feel?"
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"Ooh, boy, what a waste of time."
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"You know, 'cause it's frozen."
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"Hey, Rick."
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""wubba lubba dub dub" thing that you usually say."
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"Don't need to."
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"Oh, yeah?"
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"What -- what's that, Rick?"
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"Just kidding -- my new catchphrase is, "I don't give a [beep]"."
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"♪ just shake that ass, bitch, and let me see whatcha got ♪"
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"Roll the credits! Go!"
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"That's the end, mother [beep]!"
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""I don't give a [beep]" is my new catchphrase!"
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"Please, stop!"
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"Hey, brah!"
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"Morty and I have some synthetic laser eels oxidizing in the garage."
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"You guys know that song?"
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"You never heard of it?"
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"Rick, tell summer she can't have a party!"
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"Oh, what?!"
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"Is that like their n-word?"
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"To get wr-wriggedy wriggedy wrecked, son!"
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"So..."
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"Yo."
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"Check it out."
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"Who is in danger?"
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"Oh, man!"
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"Oh!"
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"Y-y-you know there's a garbage, right?"
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"Hey, uh, what the hell?!"
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"I just needed to lie down for a bit."
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"Are you kidding me?!"
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"Uh... Not at all."
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"I like your squanch!"
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"I can't believe she's here."
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"Iceberg, right ahead! The buffet is now closed."
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"Don't brace yourselves."
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"Hey, Summer, haven't seen you at flute practice in a while."
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"But I shall finally know peace"
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"So I should get on my knees and kiss your ass?!"
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"Hey, I'm squanching in here!"
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"M-m-mom and dad are gonna kill us!"
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"In the meantime, please, stay on the ship and enjoy"
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"Lucy, wow."
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"Um, not like this."
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"There they are!"
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"Well, at least he didn't die in vain."
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"He got these crystals."
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"♪ move to the left ♪ ♪ step to the right ♪"
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"supposed to help us get home or something!"
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"I can get us home whenever I want to."
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"I haven't quite captured your beautiful eyes."
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"Well, I-it was hard to pin down"
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"It means, "whatever lets you sleep at night"."
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"Wow. We are so screwed."
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"- Rick, wake up. - Huh? What? Wait? What?"
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"- Worst movie ever. - Dumb."
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"This has been so much fun."
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"♪ Just shake that a--"
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"That's season one! Boom!"
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"Yeah!"
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"I'm not looking to get into a soul bond."
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"♪ it's the, it's the ♪ ♪ it's the Rick dance ♪"
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"Whoo, baby!"
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"Titanic -themed getaway."
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"have a nice time, like just hanging out, and, you know,"
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"That's Jack and fabrizio."
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"Look, I'm half-Abraham Lincoln, so --"
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"Kick his ass!"
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"there's something I've always wanted to tell you."
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"How are you guys not freaking out right now?!"
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"Wait a minute. What?"
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"Is it a slavic man wearing a denim jacket with a patchy beard"
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"We should resume sinking shortly."
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"Jerry, just leave the door."
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"Just leave it."
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"♪ Just shake that ass"
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"Look, it's the line for the bow!"
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"- You're a Titanic fanatic? - Oh, yes."
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"Their rail system must have failed."
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"All right, everybody, party is officially over!"
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"Not again, Rick."
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"Oh, great."
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"That the third reich will reign for a thousand years?"
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"I got to hang back and make sure"
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"Whee!"
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"Wait. Something's not right."
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"But now it's my turn."
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"Jerry, I'd love to just kick back with a Margarita and read."
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"From tiny rogerts?"
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""Glip glop?""
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"That's the end of season one!"
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