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Clips from Rick and Morty - Ricksy Business (S01E01)

"Have fun, you two."
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"Let's lose the 'tude, please."
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"It's supposed to be romantic."
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"and... no more adventures with Morty."
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"It's like that old song"
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"Look, who cares?"
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"Just go on your stupid trip."
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"Not a single thing."
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"Remember what mom said?"
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"Yeah, if anything gets messed up, you and grandpa Rick get punished."
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"Uh, summer, you can't have a party."
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"Because I'm having a party, b-I-I-I-itch!"
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"Rick, you can't!"
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"over and play cards or something?"
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"That's why you party?"
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"After dinner, Titanic 2 will attach to the rail system near"
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"our replica iceberg, and the hydraulics encased in these"
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"Are you sure the ship will sink?"
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"I can assure you the ship"
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"Ooh!"
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"This is where rose says, "I'm flying, Jack!" But whatever."
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"I can be the only one to do it alone."
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"Would you like to take my place in line?"
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"I've worked here since it opened,"
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"Cool."
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"The beacon was activated."
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"Ugh! Grandpa!"
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"Oh, there's an emergency, all right."
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"Oh, man, how many people did you invite, Rick?"
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"and a shmoopy doop to the same party."
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"Oh. Sorry."
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"Oh. Okay."
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"S-s-sorry."
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"The thing people don't realize about the Gear Wars is"
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"Uh-huh. Yeah."
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"No, no, to-totally."
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"- Have you met gearhead? - Hey, how's --"
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"Oh, hey, Morty!"
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"Aw! Squanchy!"
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"Is there a good place for me to squanch around here?"
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"Yeah, if I relax now, there might not even be any more adventures!"
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"I'm just trying to show off my powers, bro!"
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"Well, what are you doing standing here, Morty?"
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"Tonight, the only adventure you're on is your cusping manhood."
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"Yes, every couple gets to"
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"like your wife may not be that interested."
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"Well, do something!"
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"No! No!"
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"They are designed to attract the attention of the female."
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"It's working."
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"Tammy, I should let you know I just got out of a highly"
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"intense soul bond with my previous spirit mate."
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"I'm just looking for..."
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"Are you kidding me?"
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"This is a party. Everybody should be welcome."
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"I thought everyone was welcome."
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"abomination tortured by the duality of its being."
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"when I watch the life drain from your wretched body!"
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"I have no quarrel with you, boy."
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"Well, no, but..."
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"- You know? - What do I know?"
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"Stay out of this, Jessica!"
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"Kick his ass!"
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"Rick has some really strange friends."
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"Ugh! Brad is such a jerk."
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"I just want to find somebody nice and sweet."
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"It's beautiful."
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"I think that you're the most --"
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"No, that -- those weird sounds coming from the closet over there."
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"Giant testicle monsters."
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"We'll be fine! Let's party!"
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"I swear to God, Morty, if it weren't for the"
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"Oh, man."
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"I-I mean, w-what the hell are we supposed to do?!"
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"Morty, Morty, I-I can't go with you."
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"everything stays cool here, you know?"
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"You can take Lincoler with you."
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"- I'm injured. - Shut up, Lincoler."
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"What? Why -- why me?"
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"I am gonna go back to the room to finish my book."
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"But -- but --"
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"Ooh!"
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"Uh, this isn't what I had in mind."
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"Then you're going to [beep] me in that car over there."
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"But, at the same time --"
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"your own inferior genes!"
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"Mein journey is over, Morty."
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"- I got the crystals! - All right!"
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"I couldn't have done it without Lincoler."
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"He sacrificed himself to save all of us, Rick."
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"He died."
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"Wubba, lubba, dub, dub!"
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"♪ Put your right foot forward ♪ ♪ and your left foot back ♪"
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"♪ then slide around ♪ ♪ like on a nordictrack ♪"
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"♪ it's the, it's the ♪ ♪ it's the Rick dance ♪"
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"That's the Rick dance!"
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"But, listen, speaking of those crystals,"
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"can I get the rest of them?"
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"That's what I think of your crystals, Rick!"
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"All right, all right, fine, Morty, you party pooper buzzkill!"
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"Boo!"
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"Morty, you're the worst, Morty."
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"Almost finished, Jerry?"
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"The floor drops out to make it easier."
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"We're going to get it nice and steamy in there, and I'm going"
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"and the scent of cheap champagne"
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"What?"
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"I'm not going to fit."
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"Yeah. Okay."
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"The party's squanching on at my place!"
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"Nancy told us what a bitch you are."
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"Summer, you're a bad person."
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"That's not what Abradolph Lincoler stood for."
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"Morty, do you know what "wubba lubba dub dub" means?"
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"Uh, that's just Rick's stupid nonsense catchphrase."
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"It's not nonsense at all."
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"Well, I got news for you."
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"Come on, um..."
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"Birdperson."
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"Rick's not that complicated."
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