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Clips from Rick and Morty - Ricksy Business (S01E01)

"It appears fate has presented"
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"I'm sick of having adventures with Rick."
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"This is your moment, Morty."
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"Tammy!"
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"Rick, you got to do something quick."
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"- Bring me the thing. - What -- what thing?"
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"All right, that should do it."
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"Whoa! What did you do?"
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"Uh, s-see for yourself."
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"You know, this whole time, I haven't once heard you say that"
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"I have a new catchphrase."
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"- Aww. - Psych!"
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"♪ Just shake that ass, bitch, and let me see whatcha got ♪"
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"Roll credits!"
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"Season one up in your face, mother [beep]!"
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"I don't understand."
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"Are you enjoying this?"
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"Do you like this?"
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"- Bye, mom! Bye, dad! - Drive carefully!"
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"Yes, we will have as much fun as possible on our..."
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"Speaking of disasters, dad, we are leaving you in charge, here."
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"I know, c-can we wrap this up?"
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"Hey, don't blow me off."
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"I am drawing a line, okay?"
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"Any damage to this house or these children when we get back,"
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"Aw, geez, Rick."
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"If my mom's the one who's saying it,"
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"That's right."
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"Wait. What?"
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"Listen, you have my word as a caregiver,"
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"everything's gonna be fine."
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"And if not, like you say, no more adventures or whatever."
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""blomp blomp-a noop noop a-noop noop noop"."
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"You know, the black effeminate guy from the '50s?"
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"No-nobody?"
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"A-all right, whatever."
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"Not one thing out of place."
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"Well, we're past the point of no return."
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"I found jello. Can you sneak your mom's vodka?"
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"Yes, she does. I saw it in your laundry room."
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"Listen, you can't both be in denial about it."
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"Okay, bye."
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"Summer, you can't throw a party!"
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"I'm only a human being, Morty."
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"What do you mean you're having a party?"
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"Are some glip glops from the third dimension going to come"
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"It's like the n-word and the c-word had a baby and it"
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"was raised by all the bad words for Jews."
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"Listen, I think the three of us could just, you know,"
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"doing a little bonding and --"
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"screw that."
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"This is my chance to gain some footing with the cool kids."
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"Boy, you really are 17."
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"Why do you party?"
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"Just keep your Sci-Fi friends away from my awesome ones."
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"Yeah, and you keep your awesome friends away from my canapes."
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"tubes will execute a controlled sink into the icy depths."
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"A rail system seems archaic for an attraction this impressive."
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"will sink, as it has a thousand times before."
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"It is un-unsinkable."
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"Do you mind if I skip the whole "king of the world" bit?"
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"Well, it's not the "king of the world" bit."
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"Well, what about her?"
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"I, uh -- I could get into trouble."
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"We won't tell."
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"but I've never been able to participate."
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"Happy to help... rose."
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"I love watching bukkake."
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"I mean, like, I don't know if I personally would ever do it..."
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"Brad! Hey!"
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"Brad is here!"
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"Quick, make my hair look drunk."
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"Tammy's already drunk."
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"A emergency!"
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"It has been a... challenging mating season for birdperson."
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"Then it's time to get your beak wet tonight, playah."
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"Mm, six."
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"Yo! What up, my glip glops?!"
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"Ooh. That's why you never invite a floopy doop"
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"Oh, oh, g--"
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"oh, that's disgusting!"
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"You guys are in my parents' bed!"
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"Oh, my God!"
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"that it was never really about the gears at all."
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"- Rick, you got to stop -- - Morty!"
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"Morty here, he -- he would love to hear all about the Gear Wars."
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"How familiar are you with the Gear Wars, exactly?"
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"Oh, boy."
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"I envy you."
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"Okay, it was about 754 years ago..."
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"H-have you -- have you met my buddy scropon?"
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"That last guy droned on for 20 minutes, you know?"
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"Whoa, Morty, this guy's entire planet was destroyed."
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"Have a little perspective."
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"Squanchy, you can squanch wherever you want, man."
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"- Mi casa es su casa, dawg! - All right!"
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"Uh, Rick, what exactly is "squanching"?"
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"Morty, listen -- we've had a lot of really cool"
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"adventures over the last year, but it's time to relax."
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"Jesus, Morty, you're bumming me out."
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"Can't we just pretend like everything's fine for a few hours,"
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"enjoy ourselves, and then worry about all this later?"
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"Yeah, that's easy for you to say, Rick."
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"You know, you like not caring about stuff."
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"You know, wh-wh-what's in this for me?"
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"For me?"
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"Jessica."
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"Ha ha! Sorry, dude!"
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"Go. Talk to her."
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"Oh, Rose."
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"Is that what I think it is?"
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"It's so romantic."
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"I can't wait to do that with Beth."
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"I don't know, Jerry."
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"Look!"
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"Uh, sir?"
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"There's not a problem."
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"The guidance system isn't putting us on a direct collision course."
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"This ship is about to completely miss the giant iceberg!"
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"Steer into it!"
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