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Clips from It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia (2005) - Reynolds vs. Reynolds: The Cereal Defense (S08E08)

"You should pass three fuzzy poles with blinking lights."
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"And great. You should be making a left turn here."
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"[ Tape Rewinding ] You should pass three fuzzy poles-"
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"[ Woman On Radio ] Today on Do It Yourself Gardening-"
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"I'm sure many of you are wondering what composting involves."
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"Make sure your compost pile gets plenty of air."
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"No w-Oh, Sandra. You dumb bitch."
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"Wha-"
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"My interior is ruined. Guys. So I'm sitting at a red light,"
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"then that is completely irresponsible, and you need to pay for the damages."
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"What?"
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"And it spilled all over the interior, and those are the only damages to the car."
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"Yes."
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"How many bench warrants for sexual misconduct do you have?"
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"[ Exhaling ] I-l probably have-Yeah. Yeah."
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"Ooh, I like where you're headed with this, Dee, and, uh, if I may,"
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"I'll let you take it over. [ Chattering ]"
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"- I do. - I'm gonna make you the defendant."
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"Where have you been for the last three hours?"
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"It shows how we each feel throughout the trial."
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"Nobody is gonna want to use that, because it's so stupid."
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"Don't be an imbecile. Okay? My property is at stake."
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"Uh, okay."
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"At least you have the common sense to be on my side."
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"- I'd like to take a five. - I'll allow it."
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"I'm gonna scratch everybody's eyes out of their sockets!"
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"And, well, common sense would tell you that..."
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"But if anything, it's not donkey-brained to drive around with a bowl of cereal."
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"It's donkey-brained to drive around without the use of your vision."
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"Uh-Sure. Yeah, okay, fine."
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"so they let me go."
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"Uh, Mac, will you please read this document?"
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"That is an official document that says “donkey brain” on it?"
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"what is that?"
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"Why would I have a certificate?"
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"You don't have a certificate?"
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"- No. - No further questions."
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"- Oh! - You gotta be kidding me. Because of that?"
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"You don't have a certificate. What else are we supposed to-"
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"No one can prove that they're not donkey-brained except for him."
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"Huh? Why not have a glass of wine? I mean, after all-"
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"He's right. I knew the risk."
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"So in this circumstance, it would appear that Frank is at fault."
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"Right? And your opinion, it carries a lot of weight around here, doesn't it?"
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"I do. Yeah. He makes a lot of good points."
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"Well, we don't-"
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"What? What does this have to do with the case?"
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"What difference does that make?"
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"then how could you be our taste maker?"
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"- What are you talking about? - what are you talking about? You were just-"
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"You were just telling Charlie this morning all about the-"
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"“Have you seen X-Men?” and “my seed” and-"
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"- Why? - [ Scoffs ] That's a silly question."
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"Because evolution doesn't exist, of course."
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"[ Dennis] I'm sorry?"
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"Goddamn it! Recess!"
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"We gotta get Charlie to stop thinking you're a lunatic."
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"is a lie!"
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"Yes, please do, Mac."
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"[ Mac] No matter. I'm righteous."
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"Rock, flag and eagle. Right, Charlie?"
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"- He's got a point. - No, he doesn't. - What?"
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"And I can't change their mind. I won't change my mind, 'cause I don't have to."
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"And why is that?"
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"This is Aristotle,"
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"He believed that the Earth was the center of the universe,"
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"Until another smartest guy came around-Galileo."
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"Of course, Galileo then thought..."
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"He was also wrong,"
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"Only problem is, they kept being wrong. Sometimes."
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"Have you seen these fossil records?"
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"And you take their words as truth,"
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"I don't even know how I'm supposed to respond to that. Like-"
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"Just answer the question, Mr. Reynolds."
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"[ Chattering ] [ Dennis ] Wait, wait, wait, wait. What-"
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"How did we get onto evolution? This is not about evolution."
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"to that hero cop, Mark Fuhrman. Right!"
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"to set a precedent of responsibility for when someone's car gets destroyed?"
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"- I'm blank. - Not ringing a bell for me."
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"And we've never had so much as a conversation about it,"
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"- Are you sure that happened? - Oh, you sons of bitches."
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"- Thanks, guys. - Yeah, man. No worries."
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"without spilling a single drop,"
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"Fine. Good."
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"to drive as long as I'm in the car with you."
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"What are you doing? We gotta see for ourselves how reckless this is."
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"[ Scoffs ] Well-Uh-"
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"[Tires Screeching ] Ugh!"
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"It was Dee's fault. I was trying to give directions and she interrupted me."
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"What are you talking about? I was reiterating."
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"Absolutely. She should. Don't you dare."
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"That's too many trials. Too many trials. How many trials do you want?"
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"and be done with this. All right, that's it."
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"[ Charlie On Tape] By now you make a right-hand tum."
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"Those are traffic signals- Okay. Wait a minute. I haven't gotten there yet."
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"This ain't working, Charlie. This ain't working."
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"Those are traffic signals- I passed the traffic signals."
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"It's stuck! Charlie, I need you here! This tape isn't working."
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"[ Man On Radio] This is KPFN, public radio."
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"[Tires Screeching ]"
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"You should pass three fuzzy poles with blinking lights."
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"[ Tape Squeaking ] [ Grunting ] Poles and the blinking lights!"
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"[Tires Screeching ]"
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"our seed could potentially, through an X-Men-type genetic mutation,"
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"create a son capable of bending steel."
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"I didn't cause any damages, Dennis. Yes, you did."
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"Now he's saying he's not gonna pay for the"
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"damages. Did you know that the man cannot see?"
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"I can see! I got glasses. I just need new lenses."
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"The lenses are what make the glasses work, Frank!"
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"If you were driving around without the use of sight,"
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"- [ Dee ] Yeah. - None of the damages were my fault."
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"It sounds like all of the damages were your fault."
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"- Frank, how are we even talking about this? - Yeah, if you rammed into him-"
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"- You rammed into me. - Dennis was eating a bowl of cereal."
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"He was eating a bowl of cereal when I hit him."
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"You were eating a... bowl of cereal?"
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"- While you were driving? - Yes. It's not that crazy."
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"- That's not what this is about. - Well, it's a little bit about that."
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"Come on. It's, uh-[ Stammers ] I don't have to justify myself to you!"
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