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Clips from Axe Cop - The Ultimate Mate (S02E02)

""anchors aweigh,""
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""snaky tiger,""
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"- "lunch lady." - Wow! He skates like he fights."
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"All right folks, time for "couple skate" competition,"
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"where you and your partners can show off your skills"
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"don't embarrass yourself."
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"Why don't you just get a girlfriend?"
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"And next week's prize is the ultimate space trampoline."
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"Whoa! Axe Cop! What gives?"
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"so I can win the ultimate space trampoline!"
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"just like we agreed on."
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"One day, at the scene of the fire"
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"My name is Flute Cop."
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"Done. Submit."
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"Whoo-hoo! All right!"
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"into this part and listen into this part!"
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"The perfect city. Down there!"
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"Barf."
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"so we can win the grand prize."
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"and no holding hands."
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"Hexter here has unlimited bullets."
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"First place, Axe Cop and Axe Girl."
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"and I'll be taking the trampoline."
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"Wrong! I have the best moves!"
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"I'll chop your..."
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"It's called an interplanetary couples therapy retreat."
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"That's great!"
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"Ugh. Fine, let's go."
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"just like we agreed on."
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"Two perfect axes walking right into our trap."
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"Welcome, Axe Cop and Axe Girl, we all know relationships"
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"- take work, - and part of that work is compromise."
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"maybe you two can work together on the solution here."
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"and stick your tongue out."
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"No one can hypnotize me!"
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"I'm wearing hypno-proof sunglasses!"
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"I'll chop your..."
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"We can lead you to an even bigger head to chop off."
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"Our world is in trouble."
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"And since you two aren't very good listeners,"
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"It will not try to hypnotize you. It's just for learning."
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"This mutation is relentlessly consuming"
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"The mutated moon head needs to be destroyed"
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"Please, will you help us?"
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"A planet with a bad guy head?"
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"But, let's make this interesting."
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"Thank you for making this so easy, Axe Girl."
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"- Girls are so dumb. - Thank you, Axe Cop and Axe Girl,"
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"but we must hurry. Where's the trampoline?"
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"Grey Diamond, let's go!"
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"- One, two, three... - Jump!"
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"Ha!"
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"Ha!"
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"- You are our heroes! - You saved our home!"
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"Oh, it was exactly a tie! That's so weird."
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"Well, unfortunately, the trampoline goes to me. All right!"
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"But, you will always be gross to me. And dumb."
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"Never bother me again with your stupid ideas."
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"Unless, of course, they're prize related and"
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"The jester!"
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"Anchors aweigh!"
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"Here comes the snaky tiger!"
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"And the lunch lady!"
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"It's art, really."
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"Ugh."
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"- Couples skate? That's gross! - I hear you, man."
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"Who said anything about Earth? Check this out."
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"- It's an interplanetary dating site. - That's dumb."
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"What?! Wexter!"
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"I'm going on the internet to find a girlfriend"
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"Two large containers of gummy worms,"
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"and fall right into our trap."
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"the cop found the perfect axe."
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"I need a partner now."
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"So he had tryouts and hired a partner."
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"Let's go inside a mouse's imagination!"
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"You realize most chicks aren't cool"
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"with the gone-all-day-and-night fighting-crime thing, right?"
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"But you know who is?"
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"Your best friend! Yeah, you're looking at him!"
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"You gotta stick with me, man."
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"I'm not listening to you. I need to be in a couple so I can win"
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"the ultimate space trampoline at the couples skate."
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""Idea of a perfect date: tricking a thousand bad guys"
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"into eating poisoned tacos, then watching them die.""
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"Axe Girl? From Axe Planet?"
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"Problem solved."
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"Grey Diamond, you're in charge of the phones. Bye."
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"- You must be Axe Girl. - And you must be a genius."
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"Of course I am, I'm Axe Cop. You are my new girlfriend"
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"and will help me win the couples skate."
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"So tell me, do you already know how to rollerskate"
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"or will I have to train you?"
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"Train me? No one trains me."
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"My only job is to kill bad guys and I'm already the best at it."
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"Um, and by the way, you wanna be my boyfriend?"
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"But the reason I'm here"
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"is because I'm the best at winning prizes."
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"And next week's couples skate grand prize"
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"is the ultimate space trampoline."
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"Did you say, prizes? Okay."
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"But after we win you are automatically dumped,"
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"Fine. I would never want to hold your hand anyway,"
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"- that's gross. - Hexter!"
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"Hmm, not bad for a triceratops. Wexter is, of course, better."
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"Oh, Axe Cop, take a closer look."
Axe Cop
"Have you ever seen anything so lethal?"
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"Must be a new model."
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"In any case, time to practice our moves. Lace up, Axe Girl!"
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"♪ And I can't fight this feeling anymore ♪"
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"- Grey Diamond. - Hey-yoo!"
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"Bring the ultimate space trampoline back to the station."
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"Ahem. Oh, actually, Axe Cop,"
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"let me explain how this will work."
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"You may come by the station and jump sixth turn,"
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"after my turn, Grey Diamond's turn,"
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"Flute Cop's turn, Sockarang's turn,"
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"my turn again, then your turn."
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"I'm the better skater, I had the best moves,"
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"It's my ultimate space trampoline, I won!"
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