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Clips from iZombie - Liv and Let Clive (S01E01)

"My name is Liv Moore, and I died, sort of."
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"I had a promising career and a great fiance."
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"but brain eating has side effects."
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"I take on the victim's personality traits"
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"I work with a detective who thinks I'm a psychic"
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"the only person who knows my secret."
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"Nice kicks."
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"What do you think?"
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"(DOORBELL RINGS)"
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"Hey. I thought Jesse locked himself out again."
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"Well, I won't keep you. I just came to say hi."
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"Oh. (STUTTERS) That's for me?"
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"That's whack, yo."
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"- (CLEARS THROAT) - JESSE: Weak, man."
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"You know, I'll find another roommate."
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"Hey, did that Eddie kid turn back up at the shelter?"
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"I'm kind of freaked out about that."
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"(THEME SONG PLAYING)"
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"Yeah, likewise."
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"Oh. You went to UDub, too?"
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"won't be, uh, handling much of anything."
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"Well, based on the abdominal bruising pattern,"
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"You might want to take a, uh, working lunch."
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"I've never seen you do the gnarly stuff."
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"Thanks again for letting me crash with you for a few."
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"Four A's and two B's."
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"I understand that in many homes"
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"frame-the-report-card achievement."
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"This is why I convinced her my apartment's in a dead cell zone."
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"Balls."
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"She thought you'd even slept in her bed."
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"if Chinese brains or Spanish brains or Italian brains"
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"Indeed."
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"It's Sammy Wong. What's left of him, anyway."
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"Okay then, any theories on who did this?"
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"Well, stay out of it. I can handle this without your psychic powers."
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"What'd you just see?"
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"You're sounding a little paranoid."
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"Oh, you're on her side now?"
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"You don't just have their visions,"
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"with bouts of irrationality and delusion."
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"- She's his rebound. - (PEN CLICKS)"
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"I think you two would really hit it off."
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"How much more "privacy" do you need?"
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"What sort of perversions are you into?"
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"So, to sum it up, satisfied with my current living situation,"
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"Duly noted. But remember,"
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"just because I'm paranoid doesn't mean there's not some"
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"How do you get yours to come out so even?"
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"By sleeping with someone who's got her own private aesthetician."
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"In the back."
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"every address into our phones."
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"Well, it definitely won't happen a third time."
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"Don't startle them. They're thinking."
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"- CROSS-DRESSER: Oh! Hey! - OFFICER: Keep walking."
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"We're having a tough time getting any other information out of him."
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"you must do down at the ME's office,"
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"Well, is there anything more general that you could tell me?"
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"or what he was like on a professional level?"
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"Well, I can tell you that he was always looking out for Number One."
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"Well, it's such a wonderful conversation starter."
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"I mean, the guy he was beating up in front of Sammy,"
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"his shirt said Hong Kong Video staff on it."
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"Follow my lead."
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"I was wondering if you could help me."
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"I'm looking for this guy Ray?"
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"How do you know Ray?"
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"Well, yeah... When don't you sound so totally slutty?"
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"And I had this drunken flashback"
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"Your desire for privacy in your living arrangements"
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"How could you think it was Ray?"
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"Really white girls."
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"You might just be my Moby Dick."
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"Melody."
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"Please. It's been Melody, Melanie."
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"She even tried to get me to start calling her Starfire last year,"
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"Trust me, you don't want to try and understand her thought process."
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"Maybe I should've taken the hint."
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"Uh, we're gonna go away. Um..."
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"It's like the Blue Cobras' clubhouse."
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"It sounded like Clive had been helping A.J."
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"Do you realize you have like, zero junk food?"
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"Although, who knows, there could be a bag of Cheesy Puffs"
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"You don't have to say it's true. Just cough twice."
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"But it's just not the same."
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"- Neither did I. - Meanwhile, all Blaine has to do"
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"Go into business for ourselves?"
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""The best way to predict the future is to create it.""
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"Oh. Yeah. That is true."
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"There are no hand-outs in life."
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"and watching Real Homemakers of Whoretown"
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"or you can answer the door."
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"I was trying to help out with the case."
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"I thought I was very clear about not needing your help."
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"I have a feeling Sammy ran with some really bad dudes."
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"What kind of feeling?"
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"If you don't stay out of it,"
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"You being Liv's ex-fiance?"
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"No?"
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"Like that "no" kind of had a question mark at the end."
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"I don't... I don't really need to wait."
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"Okay."
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"I'm sorry, this is an incredibly strange conversation."
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"Are you here to see Liv?"
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"and you wanted to meet to talk about it."
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"But maybe... Maybe I had the wrong person."
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"Uh, my current situation isn't ideal."
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"You know, dodgy neighborhood."
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"When I unwind, I like some feel-it-in-your-bones audio."
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"(SIGHS)"
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"Talk to your boss if you have any problems with that."
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"an arm and a leg for brains."
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"You know why Blaine sets his prices so high?"
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"High-quality brains at a fraction of what you're currently paying."
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"It would be nice to stick it to Blaine and save a little cash."
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"You understand I'll need some time to think this through."
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"Of course."
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"I didn't peg you for the enterprising type."
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"How did you get your hands on a Windforce?"
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"Uh, what is that, like, uh, 1.2 attacks per second?"
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