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Clips from BoJack Horseman - BoJack Kills (S03E03)

"You pigs think you can march all over us. But I know my rights."
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"- Yeah, what are they? - I mean, I don't know them know them."
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"But I know that I have them. So, can I check my phone real quick?"
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"You're not gonna look up your rights, are you?"
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"What? No."
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"an Emily VanCamp live-chat talkback on Snapchat."
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"you can't detain us unless we're under arrest."
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"Damn it. You were looking up your rights, weren't you?"
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"Nope, that was just a thing I already knew."
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"Everyone's stupid rights these days. I never get to have any fun."
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"This is Nadia's phone."
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"I did not know you were such a klepto. I can buy you a new phone."
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"Check this out, the last text message she sent."
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"I think someone's trying to frame you, for murder."
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"Oh, my God, we're gonna be late for the Bat Mitzvah."
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"At this time of day? It's gonna be... murder."
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"♪ Hey, hey, hey. L'chaim ♪"
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"I am very concerned,"
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"I am kvelling over here. Real verklempt."
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"Shabbat shalom. Shabbat shalom."
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"- Shabbat shalom. - Shabbat shalom to you."
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"We need to figure out who's behind this. Call Jill, find out what she knows."
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"If I go to jail, that will throw a monkey wrench into my awards campaign."
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"Rape, they don't seem to have a problem with."
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"Be careful. Jill could be the one trying to set you up."
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"She did send us to the house."
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"This is a crucial weekend for BoJack brand awareness."
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"What am I supposed to tweet? "Someone got murdered, we found the body."
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"- Hashtag murder party"? - No, obviously."
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"You're not trying to frame me for murder, are you?"
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"Did you know Drake's cousin was Jewish?"
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"This is why I couldn't live in New York. Everyone's so bossy."
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"I'm calling the last person Nadia was in contact with before she died."
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"Maybe she knows something."
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"Where you been? Boys upstairs are getting real sick of you."
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"Get off the phone, Skinny Gina. You're on the clock."
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"- That man's voice sounded familiar. - Yeah, super familiar."
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"- It's Goober. - Goober."
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"Except for that one episode "Goober Goes Home,""
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"because we were on a softball team together"
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"and the home was home plate."
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"Okay, good. Because I absolutely want to get to the bottom of this."
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"Can we at least wait until after they lift the chair?"
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"- That is my favorite part. - Yeah, we gotta lift the chair."
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"Oh, I taste delicious."
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"How you boys doing in there?"
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"- Ahh! I feel clean as a whistle. - Oh, no, the stain."
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"Me three."
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"You took your bath together?"
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"Mr. Peanutbutter, use the towel. Do not shake."
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"Oh, look, that made things worse."
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"Okay, I'll call a cleaning service. You two get rid of the stinky clothes."
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"You got it, chief. Hooray! Following instructions."
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"Fish half off at Beverly Hills farmers market."
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"I haven't seen you in forever."
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"Just knowing that you care about me"
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"and would come patronize my place of business,"
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"- it really means a lot. - You got it, Goober."
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"- You can call me by my real name. - Okay, maybe I will."
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"Right now, call me by my real name. I want to hear you."
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""Let's all go down to Whale World and laugh at Goober."
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"We'll have a whale of a good time at Goober's expense."
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"He's always good for a laugh.""
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"I should've known better than to get my hopes up."
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"Whoa! Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. We don't employ strippers here."
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"Whale World is a family establishment,"
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"Well, hello, land mammals."
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"We're just here to ask you some questions about your friend Nadia."
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"Buy me a private dance in the Blowhole Room."
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"- Oh, please. - Ugh, gross. Private dance?"
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"But if that's the only way she'll talk, then fine."
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"But gross."
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"Oh, um, you can dance however you want. Don't do this for my benefit."
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"Tango, waltz, salsa. I'm just saying, but pretend I'm not here."
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"- How would you dance then? - Like a stripper, probably."
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"A lot of girls like her come through here. Sweet, vulnerable."
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"This place takes 'em and makes 'em a lot of promises."
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"But once your body gets too banged up, they don't want you no more."
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"Watch your mouth, lady. There are children here."
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"Uh..."
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"What do you know about Nadia's relationship with Cuddlywhiskers?"
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"Doesn't ring a bell, never met the guy."
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"- That's it? - That's it."
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"A bunch of girls used to hang out."
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"- What do you mean, "system"? - I have already said too much."
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"- I know what the word "system" means-- - But that's all I can say."
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"That text that Nadia sent you, "BoJack is going to kill me.""
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"Any idea what that's about?"
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"How do you not know about BoJack? I am very famous."
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"Hey, if you really want to know about all that stuff,"
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"come by here real late."
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"There's an after-hours party. But that's all I can say."
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"Say you got BoJack with you. That'll get you in. Okay, that's it."
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"Wilbur's not real. He was a character on a TV show you were on."
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"Hey, old pal. Hope you remember how to vote."
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"We have to go to this Whale World party."
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"who's trying to frame me for murder."
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"Are you sure you wanna go with me? Outside of work hours?"
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"I wouldn't want to be unprofessional."
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"I was embarrassed by the person I was when I was staying with you."
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"I make you unhappy? Is that what you're saying?"
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"I'm just trying to get through each day."
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"It just makes me more miserable."
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"Can I get a photo with the star?"
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"- Of course. - Oh, thank you."
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"I don't know if I believe in it, real lasting happiness."
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"All those perky, well-adjusted people you see in movies and TV shows?"
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"- Like winning an Oscar. - Right."
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"Hey, old pal. Look at this guy, still alive."
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"That's true. But you can't start a fire on your lawn."
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"There's a drought and-- There's a drought."
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"and replaced it with drought-resistant landscaping."
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"This could work. I got to make a few phone calls."
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"and give it to that skunk for starting this whole darn thing."
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"- Yeah, but-- Right, but, um... - Stay. Stay."
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"Stay."
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"- I, uh... - Living the nightlife."
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"Hashtag feeling good about myself and my choices."
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"- Ladies first. - What a gentleman."
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"I'm here with--"
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