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Clips from BoJack Horseman - BoJack Kills (S03E03)

"- Goober. - It wasn't me."
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"Bring your prepubescent daughters,"
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"They won't internalize deeply problematic notions"
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"These sea girls are my family, and my business."
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"♪ It doesn't mean God And it doesn't mean pray ♪"
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"♪ Unless that's what you want But who are we to say? ♪"
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"Oh, no. The snow goblin wants to destroy our seasonal festivities."
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""Snow goblin" is an offensive slur."
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"Jesus, Jill. And you thought your play sucked."
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"A lot of these fancy kids' fancy parents are Oscar voters."
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"If I wanna get nominated, I got to rub elbows"
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"- You didn't check on him, did you? - Completely forgot."
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"- Shh! Keep it down, buddy. - Oh, I'm sorry."
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"Did you miss the three wise people make their journey to visit the regular baby?"
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"Oh, fine, if it'll finally make you stop calling me, asking me to go on errands."
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"- What do you need? - A letter I wrote him,"
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"It was years ago and it was quite beautiful"
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"and disgusting all at once. I remember it fondly. And horribly."
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"- I got to go do a thing for someone. - Fine."
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"You made your appearance, you were magnificent, I'm very proud."
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"You'll be wonderful, I have complete faith in you."
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"That is literally the first time anyone ever said that to me."
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"But good trending, not bad trending, you understand?"
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"Hashtag you betcha."
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"I'm Terry Gross and this is your ring tone."
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"as per Dr. Janet's friendly but firm suggestion."
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"- Uh, it might be late. - Okay, just let me know."
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"I am hearing that and I accept that."
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"Do you accept my acceptance?"
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"Promise you won't work too hard today?"
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"I've done something bad, very bad."
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"What? No, it's not. Why would I--"
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"Listen, I was sniffing around where I didn't belong and I got skunked."
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"Yeah, yeah, we got real bad skunked, super skunked."
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"Okay. First things first, don't go back in the house."
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"Sadly, you can call me L.L. Cool J because I am in the house."
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"I'm just making an effort to not be in a room alone with you"
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"I always tell people you're like the not-cool version of me."
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"but it also means we can bring out the worst in each other."
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"I'm trying to get my life back on track."
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"Yes, okay. Professional."
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"Maybe she's just being a-- a whale? No, she's dead."
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"- eye rolls, and dick pics. - Oh, my God."
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"What is it? Dick pics? See if they spell out a message."
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"Freeze! Drop the Oscar!"
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"- Oh, man. - Well, well, well."
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"Or should I say killed whale?"
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"An Officer Meow Meow Fuzzyface Mystery.""
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"Then I ran into every room to rub myself on all my clothes and belongings,"
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"to get the Mr. Peanutbutter smell back."
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"Things have been shaky with us"
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"with these giant crates of spaghetti strainers, that did not help."
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"but I swear to God we are like five big fights away from a divorce,"
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"I do not want this to be one."
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"Okay, number first. We got to get you in a tomato bath."
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"- Let's get out of here. - BoJack, I need to show you something."
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""BoJack is going to kill me?""
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"We got to get to Brentwood."
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"I can't believe you're not more concerned about this."
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"- Someone is implicating you in a murder. - I can be two things at once."
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"Good thinking."
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"The Academy does not look kindly on murder."
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"Bat Mitzvah in Brentwood. Hashtag Jewish stuff."
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"- What? - Can you take this seriously?"
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"Can you take this seriously?"
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"You find the letter? Check in the vent behind the water feeder."
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"I've been pretty tied up at Drake's cousin's Bat Mitzvah."
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"Also, what's with the pizza by the slice thing?"
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"Hey, New York, either eat a pizza or don't."
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"- Nadia? - No, this is--"
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"Something about that voice made me want to tell it to go home."
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"That guy never went home."
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"Gotta-- Gotta get dry."
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"Oh, yeah."
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"Hashtag something fishy this way comes."
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"You're not putting emojis in, are you? BoJack don't tweet emojis."
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"- BoJack? Oh, my God! - Oh, hey... you."
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"- You came to see your old friend. - Uh, yeah."
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"All this time I thought you forgot about me."
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"Things haven't been so swell with me since the show ended."
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"- Not like you, Mr. Movie Star. - Okay, buddy."
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"Uh..."
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"- No, we did, but-- - I get it. I'm a big joke."
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"Yeah."
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"We're looking for one of your strippers, Skinny Gina?"
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"You got a customer. You enjoy yourself."
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"- Not surprised. - You're not?"
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"They say they're gonna take care of you, make you big like Shamu."
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"- Thar she blows, then thar she goes. - Shit."
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"He had some sort of system. Told 'em he was gonna help 'em."
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"A system is a formulated method or plan of procedure."
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"I'm not gonna spill any more beans."
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"Can't wait for you to see Secretariat, think you're gonna love it."
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"I know I should go, I'm invested in figuring out"
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"I'm trying not to be that person."
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"I can't keep asking myself, "Am I happy?""
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"- You have to focus on the small things. - Right."
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"Hope your voting finger works."
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"Oh, we got rid of 'em, all right. They're never coming back."
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"You two are impossible. Why did you even call me here?"
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"Because you're Princess Carolyn, you can fix anything."
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"Aw, thanks. You're the best."
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"I tell you, I've got half a mind to go over"
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"No. You go inside to your spot and stay there while I fix this."
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"Let's definitely follow that guy."
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"Something tells me that's not a reference to your old stand-up act."
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"Fine."
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"- From the logo. - Huh?"
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"Nighty-night."
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"Wakey, wakey."
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"What? No, Goober."
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"- You know my real name. - I actually seriously don't."
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"Why would you implicate me in your drug business?"
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"- No, man. You played The Horse. - Huh?"
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"- BoJack. Horse. Heroin. - Uh-huh. Uh..."
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"Oh-- Oh, okay. Yeah, right."
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"- Police! - Oh, God, not again."
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"Thank God. How did you find us?"
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"Your Twitter account is hooked up to your phone's location services."
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"I would like credit for something."
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