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Clips from BoJack Horseman - BoJack Kills (S03E03)

"No one tried to frame me. All right, back in the Oscar race."
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"But something's still fishy about this whole mess,"
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"- and it's not just the killer whales. - Whales are mammals, Diane."
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"What was this "system"? And where is he now?"
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"Why was it so important to Jill to get that letter back?"
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"It's all about their magical nights up at the Ojai property."
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"Ojai property?"
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"Anyway, wonder where he went this time."
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"Oh, you know what?"
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"- I'm Terry Gross and this your ring tone. - Shit."
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"Oh, hi? You've been gone all night, all you have to say is "Oh, hi?""
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"You have to call me. It doesn't matter what's happening,"
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"doesn't matter if it's the middle of the night."
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"You can't keep doing this to me."
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"After The BoJack Horseman Show fell apart, I got depressed a long time."
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"but it wasn't fulfilling."
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"looking at the statue and thought,"
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"Sometimes you need to take responsibility for your own happiness."
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"I just wanna go home."
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"♪ And I'm trying to hold on to my past ♪"
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"♪ I guess I'll just try And make you understand ♪"
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"♪ Or I'm more man than a horse ♪"
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"What happened to my birthday cake?"
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"But you're welcome to check my pockets."
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"- Go home, Goober. - Go home, Goober."
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"Oh, I was a Goober, all right. I Goobed with the best of 'em."
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"But that ain't me anymore."
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"I'm now the proprietor/spokesperson/ number one customer of Whale World."
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"At Whale World, families come together"
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"to admire the fine female form of the majestic killer whale."
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"Join us in the Splash Zone."
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"These orcas have the floppiest dorsal fins in town"
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"who are beginning to be cognizant of a woman's role in the world."
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"What are you talking about? It's just whales."
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"who say it's wrong to keep these girls in captivity"
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"Well, to those people I say, "Stop saying that, okay?""
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"And they can be yours too."
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"Come on down to Whale World, a fun, sexy time for the whole family."
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"♪ It is winter, yes, that's right ♪"
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"♪ A time for family and lights ♪"
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"- Hey, Jill. - Where are you? I hear mirth."
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"An elementary school all inclusive non-denominational winter day pageant."
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"Hobnob. Did you check on Cuddlywhiskers like I asked?"
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"He's doing great. Little of this, little of that."
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"Likes to go jogging... in a big wheel."
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"something of a sensitive nature."
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"back when we were, prepare yourself, I'm about to say lovers... Lovers."
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"- That was not enough time to prepare. - Get off the phone, jerk."
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"- What's in the letter? - None of your concern. I must have it,"
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"for... sentimental reasons. Goodbye."
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"- Did you have a nice phone call? - Are you in the Academy?"
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"- No. - Then I don't care what you think."
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"But don't forget, you have a full day of muckety-muck glad-handing."
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"The Bat Mitzvah, the senior Academy member meet and greet."
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"Diane, you'll keep up his Internet presence?"
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"I want him trending by this afternoon."
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"Did I just say hashtag out loud? Hashtag, oops. Hashtag, oh no!"
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"I'm honestly more alarmed by the "you betcha"."
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"dig into the refrain of "Frosty the Non-Gendered Snow Person.""
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"Jonathan, how did you become a ring tone?"
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"You know, Terry, growing up in Brooklyn,"
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"Hey, Mr. Peanutbutter."
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"Hello, my precious darling slice of sunshine,"
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"who I am not putting on a pedestal."
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"Just calling for our daily download,"
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"When do you think you'll be home?"
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"I cherish you, I respect you and you have value."
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"I feel valued and I value you."
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"- Diane? - Yes?"
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"I hear it and I accept it and I value it and all the other verbs."
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"I don't want to come home to a stinky husband."
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"That is some great food for thought. I gotta go right now."
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"Mr. Peanutbutter, my favorite weekday client."
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"Put the corpse on ice, I'm on my way."
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"- Us? - Todd's here too."
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"I'm skunked, Princess Carolyn. Skunked real bad."
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"- Hardcore. - Yeah, hardcore skunked."
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"Yecch! Okay, don't move. I'll be there in 20."
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"Mind if I do this real quick? I gotta pick up a letter."
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"Oh, sure."
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"You know, I've been focusing on my new job and my marriage and--"
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"- And avoiding me? - I'm not avoiding you."
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"- because I am... avoiding you. - Oh."
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"You know, I think we're alike in a lot of ways."
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"Sometimes that's great,"
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"I just think maybe it's better, for both of us,"
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"BoJack and Diane being professional. Doing our jobs and nothing else."
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"We're at the place I needed to go to."
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"It's so weird I drove here on accident."
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"Might as well run in and grab that thing I need to get."
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"Then, back to business."
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"And what would be the right amount of spooky? Jesus, this thing's heavy."
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"Now I know how Hilary Swank's arms got so jacked."
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"Does it look weird? Me with an Oscar?"
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"- I actually think that it feels-- - Oh, my God."
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"- I think she's dead. - Hold on, maybe she's not dead."
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"Maybe there's someone in her phone we can call."
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"Diane, kids these days don't call."
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"They communicate via a combination of text messages,"
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"- Listen, Officer-- - I told you to freeze."
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"You just became prime suspects in the case I like to call,"
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"Eh..."
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"- Cuff 'em, boys, or, uh, girls. - I am a woman, sir."
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"Ohh! It smells like a skunk skunked another skunk in here,"
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"then they smoked a joint. What happened?"
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"but that did not work."
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"so that might be why it smells like skunk in here."
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"since she pretended to be out of the country for two months."
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"And then when I filled our entire house"
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"Why buy these spaghetti strainers in the first place?"
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"Oh, I don't even remember. I'm sure it'll pay off at some point."
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"We're making an effort and getting stronger every day,"
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"Is marinara all right,"
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"or will I need something zestier like Arrabiata?"
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"Tomato bath."
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"Whoa!"
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"I am so high right now. Wait, was there a skunk in here?"
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"Your friend doing the face-down mambo in the king-sized bathtub."
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"- Now I know her name is Nadia. - Oh, so you're a comedian, huh?"
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"Although I am trying to branch into more serious roles."
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