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Clips from Seinfeld - The Couch (S06E06)

"This is very flattering to the prospective customer, isn't it?"
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"I mean, go to bed already. It's over. You're wiped."
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"So she got you to join a book club?"
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"Oh, sure, Truman Capote."
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"What about this one?"
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"You remember Poppie?"
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"We give you the dough, the sauce, the cheese."
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"I can't wait to get me a fella and make my own pie."
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"Well, I happened to be eating at Poppie's..."
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"...when I told him the old idea and his eyes:"
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"I'm not going. Didn't he get busted by the board of health?"
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"No, that was in the past, Jerry."
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"Oh, no, I don't want anyone sitting on it."
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"I do now."
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"- Let me show you to your table. - Okay."
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"So Kramer told us all about your business venture together."
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"Boy, I'm really looking forward to this duck."
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"Yeah, that's right."
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"When my mother was abducted by the communists..."
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"- Let's go. - And I am not coming back!"
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"- Well, it's about Holly Golightly. - Holly Golightly."
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"We should get him something."
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"Yeah, you're right."
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"Oh, I can understand that."
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"Oh, I'm really lucky."
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"...he doesn't like games, and he doesn't play games."
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"You know, he has too much character and integrity."
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"Because if he's gonna be coming over with those Pokeno's pizzas..."
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"I've been to four places. You're the only ones with it."
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"Tonight's the big night. I'll make the first test pizza at the restaurant."
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"- Oh, okay. Hi, Poppie. - Hello."
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"- No. - Poppie, you really think people..."
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"I'm sure it'll come out."
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"She likes Audrey Hepburn very much."
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"Although..."
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"Hazel and Filbert."
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"- It's cucumbers. - No, no."
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"...to choose any topping they want."
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"What gives you the right to tell me how I make my pie?"
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"- Hi, Mom. - Hi, baby."
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"I hate to be one of those people..."
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"I can't hear."
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"So we watching the movie or are we still talking?"
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"What?"
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"I was very comfortable. I've got my nuts here."
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"Look! Look what you did!"
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"Why?"
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"- Hi. - Hi."
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"The couch!"
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"Love seat is interesting. Some guy thought:"
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"If they won't sit closer to us why not just shorten the furniture?"
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"My favorite furniture brand is the La-Z-Boy."
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"Why not call it the half-conscious- deadbeat-with-no-job-home-all-day..."
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"...eating-Cheetos and-watching-TV recliner?"
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"And it goes back so far, that thing."
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"I got a feeling I'm gonna be much smarter than you pretty soon."
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"Well, I think that statement alone reflects your burgeoning intelligence."
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"- What about this one? - No, I don't like that one."
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"- So, what's your first book? - Breakfast at Tiffany's. Ninety pages."
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"- It's kind of old, isn't it? - They wanted a Truman Capote book."
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"- He's a great writer. - Oh, yeah."
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"- Ever read anything by him? - No. You?"
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"No."
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"Look at this. This is it."
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"This is what I'm looking for."
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"Oh, yeah."
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"- Hey, what's going on? - New couch, baby."
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"New couch? Why?"
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"I love this couch. The best part is it doesn't fold out..."
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"...so no one can sleep over."
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"Hello."
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"Hello."
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"Oh, let me get the door for you."
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"Be careful."
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"Wait till you see it. It's perfect."
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"The guy told me it's one of a kind. They stopped making it."
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"The moving guys are taking it. You want it?"
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"Yeah, I'll take it."
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"I'm sure they can deliver it to you."
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"Yes, they can."
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"- Hey, couch is coming. - It's here."
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"All right. Yeah. You know, I'm excited about this, Jerry."
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"In a way, I feel like I'm getting a new couch."
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"Yeah, so do I."
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"- You mean from Poppie's restaurant? - Yeah, yeah."
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"Remember my idea about the place..."
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"- ...where you make your own pizza? - What was that again?"
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"It's a pizza place where you make your own pie."
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"You pound it, slap it, you flip it up into the air..."
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"...put your toppings on, and you slide it into the oven."
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"That sounds good, huh?"
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"What made you resurrect that old idea?"
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"Just lit up."
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"- You know, he wants to back it. - I heard Poppie's was good. Let's go."
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"As it happens, New York magazine just judged his kitchen..."
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"...to be one of the cleanest in the city."
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"They got a duck there, you think you died and went to heaven."
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"I love duck. Come on, come on."
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"You gotta order it two days in advance."
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"I'll call them, I'll order the duck for you."
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"Kramer, I-"
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"Right there, guys. That's perfect."
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"What do you think, Lainey?"
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"Well, I don't know. I'll have to sit on it."
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"Sign here."
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"Excuse me. I was wondering if it would be possible..."
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"...if you could you deliver the old couch to my apartment?"
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"- It's not very far. - Sure."
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"Okay. You got room in the truck for me?"
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"I think we can squeeze you in."
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"Oh, goody. Okay. Well..."
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"...I'll see you chumps later."
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"Did you offer those guys a drink?"
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"No. Should I have?"
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"- What kind of a person are you? - I don't know."
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"Okay, Breakfast at Tiffany's."
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"So he puts the couch down..."
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"...and just as he's about to leave, he says, Do you date moving men?"
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"- You wanna know what I said? - I can't wait."
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"- Clever. - Is that something?"
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