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Clips from Fresh Off the Boat - Showdown at the Golden Saddle (S01E01)

"was the nicest guy in Orlando."
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"Aah! Whoa!"
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"But my shoe!"
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"- Leave it! - Oh, no!"
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"Let me tell you something about that shoe!"
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"Nordstroms hardly ever has a sale."
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"My dad was excited to show us"
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"Why is this billboard so far away?"
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"Or here. Or here."
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"Well, those big companies"
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"can afford to put billboards anywhere."
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"It's the longest red light,"
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"So, naturally, you divert your eyes away from him,"
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"Whoa, cool! Did you really hold up that cow?!"
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"were left to fend for ourselves."
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"If you wanted to survive,"
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"My teachers usually like to keep my projects,"
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"Sure, the driver was there,"
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"and I loved it."
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"No, none of your ideas..."
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"I get job offers all the time from other restaurants."
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"Wow, you usually get into fights at the grocery store."
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"to the chamber of commerce charity-fundraising event."
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"Why are you so excited about a country club?"
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"I've always wanted to go to one. Hmm."
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"It's so much yelling. It's so good."
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"I'm holding up Ice Cube's "Predator" album."
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"Damn, you're a grown-ass man."
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"You cannot fall asleep for real."
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"How did it go?"
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"It took me forever"
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"I needed one-on-one time with her."
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"I think the one with the Tokyo Disney on the label."
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"Great!"
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"What? That's how I sneeze."
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"So happy not to have to do that anymore."
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"Get in."
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"we'll get someone to clean it as soon as we can."
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"and watched my husband's face get milked on?"
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"Calm your panties."
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"Hey, I hate it, too."
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"Guys, come on. don't say that about the carpool."
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"I'm going back to the bus."
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"- What? - I heard mom invite her over"
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"Why does everyone hate this?"
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"Um..."
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"...is that old lady self-sufficient?"
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"Babysitting? Why can't grandma watch us?"
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"What is happening?"
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"They should all be in bed by 9:00, and if anyone feels warm,"
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"everybody doubted you, including me. Hmm."
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"What the hell?!"
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"He rolled into town and jacked their manual"
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"It paints itself, really."
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"Oh, how beautiful is this butter?"
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"Seashells!"
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"I think I can hear the ocean."
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"That's a good idea."
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"Time me."
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"Want to listen?"
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"No, my original plan was to buy a Golden Saddle franchise."
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"- Oh. - You want your belt buckles, mm!"
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"and put the rest on a payment plan."
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"Yeah!"
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"I like that guy."
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"And then I jumped out the bathroom window."
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"- They don't. - Mnh-mnh."
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"I guess Louis copies everything I do."
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"He is a smarter businessman than you are."
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"Oh. Uh, sorry, guys."
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"If you think stealing our employee"
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"is gonna make us back down, you are wrong."
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"because "Scarface" and "Miller's Crossing""
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"than a couple of lousy, no-good cinephiles."
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"Yeah, "week,""
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"You don't think it's too clever, do you?"
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"Are you kidding? We stuck it to a rich guy."
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"I am so sorry we're late."
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"What happened?"
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"Oh, and tell Eddie, um, I listened to this."
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"Hey."
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"Everyone thought my pops"
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"But he had a guilty pleasure."
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"He loved gangster movies..."
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"immigrants fighting for their piece of the American dream."
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"Eh, so many bullets."
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"Because when it came to providing for his family,"
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"he would do whatever it took."
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"And one time, by the grace of God..."
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"- No time for a speech! - Ooh! Aah! No!"
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"My shoe! Aah!"
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"the newest promotion for his restaurant."
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"It's a sunny day in Orlando,"
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"you're driving down the street..."
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"No, you're driving."
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"Well, I'm setting the scene, building suspense"
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"for when you guys see the restaurant billboard."
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"- Play along. - "Play"? I don't like to play."
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"Well, you don't, but you are not you."
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"in town for the sailing convention,"
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"and you are hungry."
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"No, I'm not. I just had grapes."
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"Mom, Eddie's rapping at my always-there bear."
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"Did they give you that pin for narc-ing?"
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"No, that's tattle-turtle."
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"This is for the school's best attendance record."
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"You could have put it here."
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"I have to be more strategic."
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"See?"
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"Now, this is the best billboard spot in all of Orlando."
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"there's no tall buildings to block the view,"
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"and there's a homeless man who's always on the corner,"
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"reminding drivers that they're hungry."
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"Is that a bird in his pocket?"
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"Yes. It's dead."
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"It was heavy, too. He had just had lunch."
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"Meanwhile, I had my own problems,"
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"As tough as school was,"
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"The bus was the only part of the day"
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"without adult supervision."
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