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Clips from Best in Show (2000)

I imagine the bestplace to start is at the beginning.

"I imagine the bestplace to start is at the beginning."

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Meg.

"Meg."

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Ever since she saw us having sex.

"Ever since she saw us having sex."

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...and played some music.

"...and played some music."

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...the woman is bent over, the hands are on the floor, the man is behind.

"...the woman is bent over, the hands are on the floor, the man is behind."

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Just trot him straight away and back, please.

"Just trot him straight away and back, please."

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Would everybody please fill in to line?

"Would everybody please fill in to line?"

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Leads up. Let's take them all around.

"Leads up. Let's take them all around."

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Hundreds?

"Hundreds?"

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Hundreds.

"Hundreds."

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...because, you know, I was considered...

"...because, you know, I was considered..."

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...by some to be quite the Casanova, myself.

"...by some to be quite the Casanova, myself."

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I've got two left feet! I've got two left feet!

"I've got two left feet! I've got two left feet!"

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And they had a nickname for me.

"And they had a nickname for me."

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But, it's our...

"But, it's our..."

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...and really, I think what we're talking about is standards...

"...and really, I think what we're talking about is standards..."

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...very, very specific, rigid, you could say...

"...very, very specific, rigid, you could say..."

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...where would we be without them, I think.

"...where would we be without them, I think."

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And notice where we are.

"And notice where we are."

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...and in Jessica's case, we have a bite standard...

"...and in Jessica's case, we have a bite standard..."

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You take the map. You take your best places...

"You take the map. You take your best places..."

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Aside from fishing...

"Aside from fishing..."

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...and his brother had a Blue Tick, and his brother had a Plott Hound...

"...and his brother had a Blue Tick, and his brother had a Plott Hound..."

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...he would be the one to take out.

"...he would be the one to take out."

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...he would be the one to find him.

"...he would be the one to find him."

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We got all fresh cuts today, top-loin...

"We got all fresh cuts today, top-loin..."

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...porterhouse, T-bone, blade, ball-tip, tri-tip, chuck.

"...porterhouse, T-bone, blade, ball-tip, tri-tip, chuck."

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...liked those kidneys. How about a half-pound?

"...liked those kidneys. How about a half-pound?"

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Just trotting around that ring like he was born to it, and he was.

"Just trotting around that ring like he was born to it, and he was."

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I asked my ex-wife, I said, Who's that? She says, That's Scott.

"I asked my ex-wife, I said, Who's that? She says, That's Scott."

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I've never seen anyone as light on his feet--

"I've never seen anyone as light on his feet--"

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And it was a wonderful thing.

"And it was a wonderful thing."

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-I dated him. -In your dreams.

"-I dated him. -In your dreams."

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No, and I asked Deb, I said, Who's that? She said:

"No, and I asked Deb, I said, Who's that? She said:"

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My, God, what a thrill. Don't knock it till you've tried it.

"My, God, what a thrill. Don't knock it till you've tried it."

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And...

"And..."

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We could not talk or talk forever...

"We could not talk or talk forever..."

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I'm the show chairman.

"I'm the show chairman."

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It's something I do every year before the show...

"It's something I do every year before the show..."

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...there it is right there. There's nothing out there.

"...there it is right there. There's nothing out there."

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There are sad eyes on some dogs that worked hard to get here.

"There are sad eyes on some dogs that worked hard to get here."

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Hamilton?

"Hamilton?"

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-We gotta call Dr. Nelken. -Why?

"-We gotta call Dr. Nelken. -Why?"

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-God. -You been talking to her?

"-God. -You been talking to her?"

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-Excuse me? -We met at Starbucks.

"-Excuse me? -We met at Starbucks."

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...and approached me.

"...and approached me."

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And I know that sometimes I'd be in one Starbucks...

"And I know that sometimes I'd be in one Starbucks..."

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I remember I was drinking a grande espresso when I met you.

"I remember I was drinking a grande espresso when I met you."

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Then I went to lattes, and then now, double espressos macchiato.

"Then I went to lattes, and then now, double espressos macchiato."

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Working on my Mac.

"Working on my Mac."

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...take an L.L. Bean catalog.

"...take an L.L. Bean catalog."

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I'll say, Honey, what's new?

"I'll say, Honey, what's new?"

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We were so lucky to have been raised amongst catalogs.

"We were so lucky to have been raised amongst catalogs."

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Oh, it's so much easier.

"Oh, it's so much easier."

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You can just talk to the person on the phone.

"You can just talk to the person on the phone."

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...relax too, to not think about the competition.

"...relax too, to not think about the competition."

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What'd you smell? What'd you smell?

"What'd you smell? What'd you smell?"

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See, a lot of times, what he's doing is, he's--

"See, a lot of times, what he's doing is, he's--"

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A Bloodhound not only has a great nose, but he also--

"A Bloodhound not only has a great nose, but he also--"

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What'd you talk? What'd you talk?

"What'd you talk? What'd you talk?"

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He's saying, I'm ready. That's when he's ready for a show.

"He's saying, I'm ready. That's when he's ready for a show."

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He says, I'm ready. I've walked and I'm ready.

"He says, I'm ready. I've walked and I'm ready."

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...on the telepathy, will...

"...on the telepathy, will..."

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That's not a bad idea. Maybe I just should...

"That's not a bad idea. Maybe I just should..."

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We'll see the Liberty Bell...

"We'll see the Liberty Bell..."

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I don't want to go to that other building.

"I don't want to go to that other building."

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Yes, that factory is not made out of brick, I don't think.

"Yes, that factory is not made out of brick, I don't think."

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You've talked about him before.

"You've talked about him before."

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They're dear friends.

"They're dear friends."

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Anyway.

"Anyway."

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How many years ago did he poke me?

"How many years ago did he poke me?"

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You've met my wife the comedian. She thinks I'm jealous.

"You've met my wife the comedian. She thinks I'm jealous."

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-Come on. Look how sweet. -Now see, that's why it works.

"-Come on. Look how sweet. -Now see, that's why it works."

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Yes, he does

"Yes, he does"

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Small, sturdy, bright and true

"Small, sturdy, bright and true"

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God didn't miss a stitch

"God didn't miss a stitch"

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Is this your ball? ls this your ball?

"Is this your ball? ls this your ball?"

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And l...

"And l..."

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...and I get what I want.

"...and I get what I want."

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We have a little bit of a family dynamic going here...

"We have a little bit of a family dynamic going here..."

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But Sherri is responsible for the unconditional love....

"But Sherri is responsible for the unconditional love...."

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And the decorative abilities.

"And the decorative abilities."

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...until my mom committed suicide in '81 .

"...until my mom committed suicide in '81 ."

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I got it, I got it.

"I got it, I got it."

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Bring home the blue ribbon.

"Bring home the blue ribbon."

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We'll have drinks when you get back.

"We'll have drinks when you get back."

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Forward...

"Forward..."

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...ho!

"...ho!"

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I think I'm all set, fellas.

"I think I'm all set, fellas."

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What you got in here?

"What you got in here?"

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Don't have worry about nothing.

"Don't have worry about nothing."

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Have a good time! Hubert, who'll catch a big fish?

"Have a good time! Hubert, who'll catch a big fish?"

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...you can call a little bit of superstition on my part...

"...you can call a little bit of superstition on my part..."

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Really spread the arms, guys, so it doesn't get dirty. Thanks.

"Really spread the arms, guys, so it doesn't get dirty. Thanks."

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He'll make sure everybody has the proper armbands, so they can....

"He'll make sure everybody has the proper armbands, so they can...."

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That's it. Been in a box for a year.

"That's it. Been in a box for a year."

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There's a local honky-tonk

"There's a local honky-tonk"

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Are like Dixie 's manna

"Are like Dixie 's manna"

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Let's go honky-tonk now

"Let's go honky-tonk now"

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That used to drive my mother crazy. She used to say:

"That used to drive my mother crazy. She used to say:"

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Hazelnut.

"Hazelnut."

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...going crazy. She said, You stop naming nuts!

"...going crazy. She said, You stop naming nuts!"

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Pine nut...

"Pine nut..."

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Is that everything? With all the bags?

"Is that everything? With all the bags?"

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Do you have the tickets?

"Do you have the tickets?"

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How are you, little fella?

"How are you, little fella?"

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Take your busy bee. Come on, winner.

"Take your busy bee. Come on, winner."

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-Oh, no! Come on! -Meg, settle down.

"-Oh, no! Come on! -Meg, settle down."

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1 -1 -7....

"1 -1 -7...."

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Oh, my God!

"Oh, my God!"

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What a dump!

"What a dump!"

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You did it. Good dog.

"You did it. Good dog."

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...get going!

"...get going!"

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Nice to see you!

"Nice to see you!"

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Twice, like the French. Come here, boy.

"Twice, like the French. Come here, boy."

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-God bless him. Here, go to Daddy. -What?

"-God bless him. Here, go to Daddy. -What?"

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...canine and, you know...

"...canine and, you know..."

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...and make the place ready. Lots of work.

"...and make the place ready. Lots of work."

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The key to welcoming animals into a hotel is...

"The key to welcoming animals into a hotel is..."

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We're pretty well-supplied here for any kind of contingency.

"We're pretty well-supplied here for any kind of contingency."

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