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Clips from Louie (2010) - Dogpound (S01E01)

"First of all, I'm not that guy. Six o'clock in the morning."
Louie (2010)
"I-- Because if I show up with two naked kids, I'll go to jail."
Louie (2010)
"And then I gotta get them to school, which means walking--"
Louie (2010)
"The older one goes to kindergart-- Third grade. Jesus Christ."
Louie (2010)
"So, guys, have a good week with-- Have a nice time with Mom."
Louie (2010)
"Have a great week. See you."
Louie (2010)
"Not really."
Louie (2010)
"Uh-- I'm in a good mood."
Louie (2010)
"Ah."
Louie (2010)
"Piss Shit Fart."
Louie (2010)
"I guess. You gay?"
Louie (2010)
"Why does everybody think I'm depressed after knowing me for a second?"
Louie (2010)
"I don't know. I guess I just grew up and stopped."
Louie (2010)
"Okay."
Louie (2010)
"Hey. What--? Where did that dog come from?"
Louie (2010)
"What are you gonna do? You'll see. It's really cool."
Louie (2010)
"You see that car down there? Yeah."
Louie (2010)
"...our quarterly earnings are up--"
Louie (2010)
"Oh, my fafa. I caught a janna vajanna. It's totally yanadda."
Louie (2010)
"That."
Louie (2010)
"Have you ever thought about getting an older dog?"
Louie (2010)
"Show me."
Louie (2010)
"Bye, Mommy. - Bye, girls."
Louie (2010)
"That's the last thing you do that's an intimate bathroom thing, is wipe their ass."
Louie (2010)
""Thank you very much, Daddy.""
Louie (2010)
"I thank thee.""
Louie (2010)
"Oh, babies with AIDS."
Louie (2010)
"Louie, Louie, Louie, Louie"
Louie (2010)
"Louie, Louie, Louie, Lou-ah"
Louie (2010)
"Louie, Louie, Louie, Louie"
Louie (2010)
"Louie, Louie, you're gonna cry"
Louie (2010)
"Louie, Louie, Louie, Louie"
Louie (2010)
"Louie, Louie, Louie, Lou-ah"
Louie (2010)
"Louie, Louie, Louie, Louie"
Louie (2010)
"Louie, Louie, you're gonna die"
Louie (2010)
"The hardest thing about having kids is just the-- All the--"
Louie (2010)
"Is just the days that you spend with them."
Louie (2010)
"That's really the hardest part. It's just every day that you have them..."
Louie (2010)
"...is the hardest part of having kids. It's just every day."
Louie (2010)
"I have blown off entire careers..."
Louie (2010)
"...because of one day I didn't wanna get out of bed."
Louie (2010)
"Like, "Oh, I'll just not be that, then.""
Louie (2010)
"First, I gotta get them dressed. That's number one."
Louie (2010)
"Because that's the one that people will notice."
Louie (2010)
"That's the only one-- If that's the only one that I get done, I'll be okay."
Louie (2010)
"So I have to-- But I can not feed them."
Louie (2010)
""Oh, no, they're fine. They ate. They're just a little tired. It's fine.""
Louie (2010)
"I just said kindergarten. She's in third grade."
Louie (2010)
"You know what's even worse? She's not. She's in second grade."
Louie (2010)
"Anyway, so, yeah, wolves are like dogs."
Louie (2010)
"They're, like, in the same family of animal."
Louie (2010)
"Hello? Hey. I'm here with the girls."
Louie (2010)
"Okay, I'll buzz. Let them up. Okay."
Louie (2010)
"There you go. Bye, Daddy."
Louie (2010)
"Bye-bye. Bye. Bye, Daddy."
Louie (2010)
"Hello? Hey."
Louie (2010)
"It's Pamela. I'm at the park with Serge."
Louie (2010)
"Do you wanna bring the girls over? I just dropped them with their mom."
Louie (2010)
"She's got them for a whole week."
Louie (2010)
"Ooh. Good for you. Freedom."
Louie (2010)
"Why? When they're not with me..."
Louie (2010)
"I tend to fall into a spiral of just awfulness."
Louie (2010)
"Well, don't. Just don't. That's stupid."
Louie (2010)
"Use your time. Make a project. Get energized, man."
Louie (2010)
"You know what? You're right."
Louie (2010)
"I'm not gonna be a bag of shit like I always am."
Louie (2010)
"And I'm shittin' into Hitler's mouth"
Louie (2010)
"And I'm pissin' in his mother's face Right out of"
Louie (2010)
"My dick is bigger than a monkey's paw"
Louie (2010)
"Sorry."
Louie (2010)
"Is that all? Yeah. Um...."
Louie (2010)
"You want some ice cream?"
Louie (2010)
"I shouldn't, you know, because I'm...."
Louie (2010)
"I'm trying to..."
Louie (2010)
"...get motivated, and my kids are out of town..."
Louie (2010)
"...but I'm trying to take...."
Louie (2010)
"Screw it."
Louie (2010)
"Oh, God, yes."
Louie (2010)
"Hello?"
Louie (2010)
"Bro. Hey, Robbie. What's up?"
Louie (2010)
"What's the matter? You sound depressed. - I am."
Louie (2010)
"I've been eating ice cream and a bunch of other things for about two days now."
Louie (2010)
"Dude, do you ever exercise?"
Louie (2010)
"No. See, that's what your problem is."
Louie (2010)
"You got ice cream for blood. You sit around on your ass all the time."
Louie (2010)
"Get that jump rope out and get moving. I mean, this is disgusting."
Louie (2010)
"You know what, man? You're right. Thanks."
Louie (2010)
"Bro, I gotta borrow some-- Bro? Br--? Oh, you son of a...."
Louie (2010)
"What the hell?"
Louie (2010)
"Hey. Hi. How you doing?"
Louie (2010)
"Sure."
Louie (2010)
"Could you open a window when you're smoking pot in there?"
Louie (2010)
"Because it smells up my apartment."
Louie (2010)
"Ha. What? I don't smoke pot."
Louie (2010)
"I've never smoked pot in my entire life."
Louie (2010)
"Pot? How does one smoke a pot?"
Louie (2010)
"I'm not trying to judge you for whatever you're doing in there."
Louie (2010)
"Can you just be a neighbor? Be a human being?"
Louie (2010)
"I don't wanna smell that all the time. No, I told you, I've never smoked pot."
Louie (2010)
"I don't smoke marijuana, right now, in front of you, like this."
Louie (2010)
"I've never done that in my life. Never."
Louie (2010)
"Okay, man. Look, I'm not a cop..."
Louie (2010)
"...and I'm not your dad. I just...."
Louie (2010)
"If you wanna be a shitty person, then go ahead."
Louie (2010)
"Hey, wait a minute. Hey, I didn't mean to upset you."
Louie (2010)
"You're a nice guy. Why don't you come in for a while?"
Louie (2010)
"No, that's okay. No, come on."
Louie (2010)
"You said you wanted me to be a neighbor."
Louie (2010)
"Why don't you be one? Come in. Get to know me."
Louie (2010)
"Unless you're too busy wearing those shorts."
Louie (2010)
"Okay."
Louie (2010)
"Yeah? Yeah, sure. Come on."
Louie (2010)
"Hi."
Louie (2010)
"Oh, sorry."
Louie (2010)
"So my name's Jeff. What's yours? Oh, Louie."
Louie (2010)
"Um-- Is that your--? Is this your girlfriend?"
Louie (2010)
"I thought she was with you. Jesus."
Louie (2010)
"No, I'm kidding. She's my wife. Oh, what's her name?"
Louie (2010)
"Her parents were hippies."
Louie (2010)
"Okay."
Louie (2010)
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