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Clips from Cheers - Sam's Women (S01E01)

"Free pretzels for everybody."
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"Taking a break from all your worries, sure would help a lot."
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"You want to be where everybody knows your name."
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"You want to go where everybody knows your name."
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"I came from Seattle to talk to him. Gus is the man."
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"Listen, I managed in the minors, I coached in the majors,"
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"My son comes home from college with his new fiancé, who's black."
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"Yo, Coach."
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"Get Gus."
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"Somebody pinch me. I've got to be hallucinating."
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"Alright, everybody, just act natural."
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"Holy... !"
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"Excuse me, miss."
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"- White wine. - Here, allow me. I got it."
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"Sam, would you come here a second?"
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"No, don't drink that. I've got something much better."
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"Does anybody know any good movies?"
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"What's that new Australian film that's good?"
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"Sure."
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"A big company like this, they spelled it wrong."
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"- Diane, can we have two beers? - Coming up."
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"Sam, I didn't mean anything by that. I laughed. Life is funny."
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"but I get the impression that you don't approve of Brandee."
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"- I hired you as a waitress. - You'd never know it by me."
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"Thank you."
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"Get her out. The customers are warping the wood with their drool."
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"- Diane, come here. Listen... - Wait a minute."
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"I like rat parts. It's my favourite part of the hot dog."
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"I sensed something very special going on there."
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"Fine."
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"If I see one sign that you're enjoying this, you're in trouble."
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"Another beer, Norm?"
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"Yeah. One quick one and then it's adios for sure."
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"- Oh, no. - Leo, it happens."
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"I can't believe it. Gus is gone?"
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"All but one."
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"- Wait a minute cos there's more. - No, hold it, Leo."
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"What's Ron's fiancé's name?"
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"- Rick. - Rick. So, you say..."
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"You say, "Rick, Ron...""
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"Rick and Ron?"
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"If I can't accept the kid the way he is, I'll lose him."
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"Coach, where's Sammy?"
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"Out, where else?"
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"with an ostentatious display of hormonal activity."
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"Yeah? Like what?"
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"cos they might get hit in the face with a puck."
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"Carla, the fun's in the fun."
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"The adult male's version of owning a candy store."
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"- I can't stay long. - One drink."
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"The man's got a harem."
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"- You all know Debra. - Hi, Coach. Hi, guys."
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"Diane, this is Debra. Debra, this is Diane."
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"Sometimes called the Jupiter Symphony."
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"Debra's idea."
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"I haven't heard a lot of classical music, but I like it."
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"- "One man's head." - I heard."
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"Imagine writing all that music before you're 35."
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"Wait. Debra, you forgot your programme."
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"- This programme's two years old. - Is it?"
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"- How did I do? - Well..."
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"Thanks."
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"Has he ever had a relationship with an intelligent woman?"
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"I came in to cheer you up a little."
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"- No, it's a bar. Is this a bar? - Yes."
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"Excuse me."
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"What a life I lead."
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"My life isn't fun any more, and it's because of you."
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"Do yourself a favour. Go back to your tootsies and your rat parts."
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"I'd hate to see the bowling alleys close on my account."
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"Wait a minute."
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"A really intelligent woman would see your line of BS a mile away."
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"You think so?"
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"Well, I've never met an intelligent woman that I'd want to date."
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"Wait. It depends what kind we're talking about."
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"you're looking at three miles and change."
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"Black Label over, Bloody Mary, a shot of vodka."
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"Especially you."
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"Something wrong with them?"
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"Where?"
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"The sky became this incredible colour."
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"that I hadn't seen it,"
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"that nothing on this earth could be that beautiful."
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"Damn."
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"OK."
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"Shot of bourbon. Beer chaser."
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"Bloody Mary without Tabasco, and with extra Tabasco."
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"Coffee. Cream. Sugar. Sweet'N Low."
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"CC water back. Pretzels."
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"Those are our drinks."
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"I don't suppose I could impose upon you people to save me a few steps?"
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"Making your way in the world today takes everything you've got."
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"Wouldn't you like to get away?"
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"Sometimes you want to go where everybody knows your name"
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"You want to be where you can see our troubles are all the same."
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"- Afternoon, everybody. - Norm!"
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"Norman."
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"Better give me a tall one in case I like it."
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"- Another day, another dollar. - 50 cents after taxes."
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"Two of them are ugly, one's obnoxious and one's just stupid."
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"- Get me Gus. - Yes, sir. Right away. Gus who?"
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"Don't be a wise guy. Just get him."
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"Alright, yes, sir. Norm, do you know a Gus?"
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"- Gus who? - He hates that question."
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"Gus, the owner of this bar."
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"I know who you mean. That was two owners ago."
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"I'll never forget that guy. He had such a great name. Gus."
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"You got troubles, you take 'em to Gus, he straightens you up."
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"I've gotta be back in Seattle Thursday night."
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"Take it easy."
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"I've had my share of people with problems."
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"And your son's not?"
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"I'll make a few calls."
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"Good idea. Give me a Scotch. I'll be right back."
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"- Holy... ! - What's the matter, Norm?"
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"Look at those legs!"
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"If they're attached to anything, even a truck, I'm gonna marry it."
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"Please come down here. Please. She's coming down here!"
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"I don't believe this. I feel like I've been transported in time"
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"back to a fraternity house in the '50s."
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