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Clips from Seinfeld - The Visa (S04E04)

"He can say overruled,which is the adult version of afraid so."
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"Or he can say sustained, which is the adult version of duh."
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"So- So you're a lawyer."
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"Look, I was nice enough to pick it up for you."
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"Elaine, that's what mail is."
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"- Hey, good talking to you. - Nice meeting you."
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"Hey, is that Babu?"
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"- Stop. - You did everything."
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"Now I have to become real. That's when it all falls apart."
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"So you going with me to the auto show Saturday?"
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"Because he was at that baseball fantasy camp in Florida."
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"- No. No, I don't- I don't think so. - Why?"
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"Toasting makes me uncomfortable."
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"But toast I love."
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"Never start the day without a good piece of toast."
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"What happened to the auto show?"
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"- Would you like to join us? - No, no. They don't wanna join us."
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"- No, it's okay. Don't be silly. - Okay."
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"- I'm being sued. - Oh, what happened?"
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"...and I knocked over the delivery boy."
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"- Was he Chinese? - Yeah."
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"No."
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"- That's so funny. - I'm handling his case."
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"- What? You're Cheryl Fong? - That's right."
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"I guess you don't have any advice for me on how to win the case."
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"Will you excuse me? I have to make a call."
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"Tell Ping I said hello."
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"Tell him you think you may have broken the case wide open."
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"- What? - This is not good. This is not good."
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"I mean, so what if I'm funny. Who cares?"
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"Well, maybe you don't have to be so funny."
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"Of course I can. Am I being funny now?"
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"Oh, this is funny? I'm being funny?"
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"It wouldn't kill you to not be so funny either."
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"What? What did I do?"
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"- Hi. - Hi."
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"Hello."
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"...this is who we are to the bitter end..."
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"Here, take it. I was glad to get rid of it."
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"Congratulations. That will save you some money."
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"Thought you weren't coming back till Monday."
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"Well, the camp ended a few days early."
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"What happened?"
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"...they took him to the hospital..."
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"You punched who in the mouth?"
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"...and, man, that guy, he was crowding the plate."
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"Well, the next pitch, he's right back in the same place."
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"- You plunked him? - Oh, yeah."
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"Well, he throws down his bat, he comes racing up to the mound."
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"Next thing, both benches are cleared, you know."
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"I looked down and whoa, man! It's Mickey."
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"- What's going on out there? - What are you doing?"
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"This is not right, people. You're making a very bad mistake. Very bad."
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"Mickey! What have you done with Mickey! You killed Mickey!"
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"They took Babu away."
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"They took Babu away?"
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"- What a shame. - Jerry!"
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"It's a letter from the Immigration Bureau."
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"It's Babu's visa-renewal application form."
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"Well, doesn't he need that?"
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"Yeah, but you said this is one of the things that her firm does."
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"Till I'm comfortable."
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"Consummation? I don't think you have enough material."
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"I understand."
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"Not really. Sometimes when I'm in the tub."
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"Hey, we're gonna go see Babu now, right?"
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"I'm just gonna say hi to Cheryl."
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"- Babu. - Jerry! Jerry. Hello, Jerry."
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"...I looked in my mail, and I noticed the mailman..."
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"...and Elaine didn't give me my mail till yesterday..."
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"The wheels are in motion. Things are happening."
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"Jerry?"
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"You think the person you were talking to was him?"
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"No, no. He's dark and disturbed."
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"What kind of a friend are you?"
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"You want disturbed? That's disturbed."
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"You think sickness like that grows on trees?"
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"He's pretending. I am the genuine article."
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"- Please don't. - But- But I'm disturbed."
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"I'm depressed. I'm inadequate. I got it all!"
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"I don't know. I don't understand it."
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"Cheryl was supposed to take care of it. He should be back by now."
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"The lawyer did everything they could."
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"Show me Babu!"
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"- Snapple? - No."
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"Hey, what happened? I thought Cheryl was gonna help Babu get his visa."
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"Because she had my mail."
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"How could you go in there?"
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"- What happened? - I got on my knees, and I went:"
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"I love you, Mickey. I love you."
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"So, what did he do?"
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"...and they threw me outside, right into a horse."
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"Yeah. It's my Chinese food."
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"Listen, thank you so much for dropping that lawsuit against me."
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"- Not anymore. - What?"
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"Why?"
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"She doubled the damages."
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"Hasta la vista, baby."
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"...said a lawyer would call and help. He said the wheels were in motion."
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"This is a terrible story, Babu."
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"...for someday..."
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"...I will exact vengeance on this man."
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"He's a very bad man. He's a very, very bad man."
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"...but that sign we have on the Statue of Liberty:"
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"Do we have to specify the wretched refuse?"
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"...people that can't drive, that have trouble merging..."
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"I punched Mickey Mantle in the mouth."
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"- What? - Yeah, I punched him..."
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"...and then they cancelled the rest of the week."
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"Mickey Mantle."
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"- What happened? - You know, we were playing a game..."
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"...and I was pitching. I was really throwing some smoke."
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"Wow, Joe Pepitone."
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"Well, Joe Pepitone or not, I own the inside of that plate."
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"So, you know, I throw one inside, you know."
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"...because I gotta intimidate, you know, when I'm on the mound."
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"So I had to plunk him."
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"I'm trying to get Moose Skowron off of one of my teammates..."
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"...somebody pulls me from behind..."
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"...and I turned around and I popped him."
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