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Clips from Louie (2010) - Something is Wrong (S03E03)

"♪ Louie, Louie, Louie, Louie ♪"
Louie (2010)
"♪ Louie, Louie you're gonna die ♪"
Louie (2010)
"One time I was jerking off--"
Louie (2010)
"because my eyes... are going."
Louie (2010)
"So I can't--"
Louie (2010)
"And so it's blurry now,"
Louie (2010)
"and I gotta-- like this."
Louie (2010)
"Hmm..."
Louie (2010)
"Anyway, so I got reading glasses"
Louie (2010)
"So I don't think it's my eyes."
Louie (2010)
"I'm gonna get a new dick."
Louie (2010)
"I'm amazed that I haven't heard about that."
Louie (2010)
"'Cause with the amount of money poured into people's tits"
Louie (2010)
"and their faces,"
Louie (2010)
"The next time some"
Louie (2010)
"22-year-old Puerto Rican track star..."
Louie (2010)
"gets hit by a bus,"
Louie (2010)
"'Cause I'm keeping the old one."
Louie (2010)
"I can't..."
Louie (2010)
"I gotta go, I gotta..."
Louie (2010)
"Uh, nightmare."
Louie (2010)
"The meeting goes on for two hours-- nothing gets done."
Louie (2010)
"God, and that cooz Lisa started her shit with me again."
Louie (2010)
"Shit, really? Yeah."
Louie (2010)
"Oh, God!"
Louie (2010)
"You should just quit that job."
Louie (2010)
"Sorry."
Louie (2010)
"You should quit your job. I like my job."
Louie (2010)
"Never mind."
Louie (2010)
"So you have the kids this weekend?"
Louie (2010)
"and pretend like nothing's wrong,"
Louie (2010)
"you're gonna drive me crazy."
Louie (2010)
"I'm just tired."
Louie (2010)
"No, you're not acting tired."
Louie (2010)
"Why do you think you know that?"
Louie (2010)
"Okay, let's see, um..."
Louie (2010)
"Oh, my God."
Louie (2010)
"I'm not."
Louie (2010)
"Yeah, but that's--"
Louie (2010)
"Oh, my..."
Louie (2010)
"Just say it so that we can be done with it."
Louie (2010)
"y'know, this much"
Louie (2010)
"Okay, here we go, let's hear it."
Louie (2010)
"Oh, Jesus."
Louie (2010)
"You're gonna make me break up with myself."
Louie (2010)
"This is how it's gonna work."
Louie (2010)
"We shouldn't be together anymore."
Louie (2010)
"I..."
Louie (2010)
"Here, why don't you eat this chicken when you're done with"
Louie (2010)
"That's my car. Okay."
Louie (2010)
"Well, we're working."
Louie (2010)
"Well, you shouldn't have parked there. What..."
Louie (2010)
"I don't know."
Louie (2010)
"Hi. Hi."
Louie (2010)
"You looking to buy a bike? Oh, no, no."
Louie (2010)
"Are-- are these, uh..."
Louie (2010)
"It's dangerous or..."
Louie (2010)
"I've laid a few down."
Louie (2010)
"I got, y'know, I got some of that."
Louie (2010)
"Wow."
Louie (2010)
"I got fluid in my knees. Oh, yeah."
Louie (2010)
"I got a permanent limp but I'm walking."
Louie (2010)
"Why won't somebody help me?!"
Louie (2010)
"I need help!"
Louie (2010)
"Y'know, there's nothing dumber than riding a motorcycle."
Louie (2010)
"and, I gotta tell ya, I feel sorry for none of them."
Louie (2010)
"and his helmet in a bag with just his head in it."
Louie (2010)
"Cut off at the neck."
Louie (2010)
"Why won't somebody help me?"
Louie (2010)
"But I gotta call my ex-wife,"
Louie (2010)
"Nobody knows I'm here. Here."
Louie (2010)
"Hey."
Louie (2010)
"I got in an accident."
Louie (2010)
"What happened?"
Louie (2010)
"Yeah."
Louie (2010)
"you-- you can't come pick up the kids?"
Louie (2010)
"He got in an accident."
Louie (2010)
"Ass-necked idiot."
Louie (2010)
"Well, you're fine."
Louie (2010)
"Yeah, well, film is good, your CAT is good,"
Louie (2010)
"Ow!"
Louie (2010)
"Ow, ow, all right!"
Louie (2010)
"I'm coming."
Louie (2010)
"Jeez, are you okay?"
Louie (2010)
"Who cares? You were in the hospital."
Louie (2010)
"Oh, my God!"
Louie (2010)
"If you need anything, you can call me."
Louie (2010)
"Um..."
Louie (2010)
"How are you saying "stay"?"
Louie (2010)
"Just that maybe you-- maybe you should."
Louie (2010)
"What do you mean by, "Do I wanna stay?""
Louie (2010)
"I, uh... well, I..."
Louie (2010)
"but as far as I'm concerned, we're still broken up."
Louie (2010)
"All right, let's..."
Louie (2010)
"and then I'm just gonna leave,"
Louie (2010)
"so now you're just saying this."
Louie (2010)
"I'm just saying..."
Louie (2010)
"let's go to your mom's."
Louie (2010)
"because you can't just say, "Bye, see ya," right now,"
Louie (2010)
"and say to me, "April, thank you for helping me.""
Louie (2010)
"But it's also after midnight."
Louie (2010)
"It's always before midnight and it's always after midnight."
Louie (2010)
"Or is it like "Parking the vehicles only authorised"."
Louie (2010)
"Vehicles..."
Louie (2010)
"But you can't tell..."
Louie (2010)
"And it's...the line is straight across, it's not even.."
Louie (2010)
"♪ Louie, Louie, Louie, Louie ♪"
Louie (2010)
"This is another-- this is another aging thing."
Louie (2010)
"Because you're suppose to get reading glasses when you--"
Louie (2010)
"when this becomes blurry"
Louie (2010)
"so I gotta go get reading glasses"
Louie (2010)
"So I had to go to the drug store and buy reading glasses..."
Louie (2010)
""She knows I'm jerking off with these.""
Louie (2010)
"Like, she's just looking at me like,"
Louie (2010)
""You ain't reading shit, you dirty old...""
Louie (2010)
"and I looked at it and it was still blurry."
Louie (2010)
"I think my dick is getting blurry."
Louie (2010)
"Why aren't they getting new dicks?"
Louie (2010)
""I'm getting a new one!""
Louie (2010)
"transvestite kind of pink pea pod Frankenstein..."
Louie (2010)
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