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Clips from BoJack Horseman - Start Spreading the News (S03E03)

"If I'm going to sacrifice my journalistic integrity,"
BoJack Horseman
"- But I don't need you to talk. - [Heather] I'm a mermaid, baby."
BoJack Horseman
"- Gonna climb up onto your boat. - [BoJack] What?"
BoJack Horseman
"- [Heather] What happened? - Sorry, I just... Give me a minute."
BoJack Horseman
"[Heather] You want me to touch it, blow on it, sing it happy birthday?"
BoJack Horseman
"[BoJack] No, no, just..."
BoJack Horseman
"Why did you say that thing about the boat?"
BoJack Horseman
"I don't know, I was being sexy. You okay?"
BoJack Horseman
"Just forget it. You ruined it."
BoJack Horseman
"You want to talk about it?"
BoJack Horseman
"She just walked in at the worst possible..."
BoJack Horseman
"It-- It wasn't my fault, uh, right?"
BoJack Horseman
"- What? - In New Mexico."
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"And she trusted me."
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"I keep asking myself if her mother didn't walk in,"
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"How do you make something right when you've made it so wrong"
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"you can never go back?"
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"I just think you have to keep moving forward?"
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"All my life that's all I've ever done. What's it gotten me?"
BoJack Horseman
"Well, hey, look, you're the star of a movie now."
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"Special effects. None of it's me."
BoJack Horseman
"That's quite a story."
BoJack Horseman
"It's been a long night."
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"[cell phone vibrating]"
BoJack Horseman
"BoJack?"
BoJack Horseman
"It's 4:00 am."
BoJack Horseman
"[drowsily] Is that BoJack Horseman? What is this, a crossover episode?"
BoJack Horseman
"Let's say, hypothetically, you had some information about me."
BoJack Horseman
"You were gonna write about it,"
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"What would be a smart thing I could do in that situation"
BoJack Horseman
"Are we fighting about the book again?"
BoJack Horseman
"For once, I have a problem, I need your help."
BoJack Horseman
"Spoiler from the future, you suck."
BoJack Horseman
"Sorry, you don't suck. I'm just... very stressed out right now. Bye."
BoJack Horseman
"[groans]"
BoJack Horseman
"Oh, come on, come on."
BoJack Horseman
"I'm aware of the situation and I'm handling it."
BoJack Horseman
"I'll see you at the screening tonight."
BoJack Horseman
"- BoJack! - Huh?"
BoJack Horseman
"There you are. Stay right there."
BoJack Horseman
"You will not believe the night I had."
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"- This city will eat you alive. - Did you get the ice?"
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"[groans]"
BoJack Horseman
"We are looking at a once in a lifetime opportunity."
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"He's always the best at coming up with ideas"
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"that at first might seem terrible..."
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"If he was here, he'd probably say something like,"
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""Hey, you know what's cool? Spaghetti strainers!""
BoJack Horseman
"Go on."
BoJack Horseman
"And you'd say, "I feel like I've seen that somewhere before.""
BoJack Horseman
"Hah! That is so me!"
BoJack Horseman
"And then he'd say, "What if I told you"
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"that this spaghetti strainer is also a hat?""
BoJack Horseman
"A spaghetti strainer that's also a hat?"
BoJack Horseman
"That is a brilliant idea!"
BoJack Horseman
"That's a terrible idea. That's my point!"
BoJack Horseman
"Right now, we need to focus on TV shows."
BoJack Horseman
"I'm sure Todd would suggest,"
BoJack Horseman
"A Spaghetti Strainer That's Also A Hat: The TV Show."
BoJack Horseman
"That's it! Todd, you've done it again."
BoJack Horseman
"Oxnard, I want you to buy out the entire spaghetti strainer warehouse."
BoJack Horseman
"I mean, every spaghetti strainer they got."
BoJack Horseman
"I'm putting all my money in spaghetti strainers for this show."
BoJack Horseman
"- How is this a show? - Don't ask me. It's your idea."
BoJack Horseman
"What did you do?"
BoJack Horseman
"There-- There was a moment back at the hotel where..."
BoJack Horseman
"I really thought I blew it, I was scared it was all over, and--"
BoJack Horseman
"And then after, I was relieved."
BoJack Horseman
"I don't know if I should win an Oscar."
BoJack Horseman
"- I don't know if I want to. - Stop punishing yourself."
BoJack Horseman
"I was in New Mexico."
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"None of that matters. All that matters now is the story."
BoJack Horseman
"We get to decide what our story is."
BoJack Horseman
"This has been your dream for the last 30 years. You made it happen."
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"You win that Oscar, the next day you go back to being you."
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"But that night is a really good night."
BoJack Horseman
"I think you deserve a really good night, and I know how to get you there."
BoJack Horseman
"Yes, I do."
BoJack Horseman
"Go introduce your movie. Tell your story."
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"It's about doing the right thing, standing up for yourself."
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"You are Secretariat."
BoJack Horseman
"BoJack, it's such a beautiful movie and I think such a textured performance."
BoJack Horseman
"could you ever have imagined that you'd give a performance like this?"
BoJack Horseman
"- Yes. Actually, I imagined it a lot. - [laughter]"
BoJack Horseman
"Even if other people didn't always know that."
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"- [laughter] - Seriously, though..."
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"the kind of work that I can be proud of."
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"♪ It's been so long I don't think I'm gonna last ♪"
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"♪ I guess I'll just try And make you understand ♪"
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"♪ That I'm more horse than a man ♪"
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"♪ Or I'm more man than a horse ♪"
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"Boxer vs. Raptor, ♪ Na-na na-na na-na na-na! ♪"
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"If I could make one slight adjustment?"
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"Horsin' Around was not a sucky show."
BoJack Horseman
"- Yeah, but it was. - It lasted nine seasons."
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"[funky electronic music]"
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"Diane's in your office right now, stalling... poorly."
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"[clears throat]"
BoJack Horseman
"Okay, you're gonna love this."
BoJack Horseman
"Relax. It's not that big a deal."
BoJack Horseman
"[groans]"
BoJack Horseman
"Is my name Sarah Koenig? Because I'm about to get cereal."
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"[monitor beeps]"
BoJack Horseman
"Diane?! Wait, you went to New York?"
BoJack Horseman
"The city's on a grid, why would I get..."
BoJack Horseman
"Oh, no."
BoJack Horseman
"I'm no longer a passenger on the burning wreckage of an industry"
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"Who will speak my name when I am gone?"
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"What rewards have I reaped for the damage done?"
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"You told me I would be getting more attention at a smaller agency,"
BoJack Horseman
"I need an agency with at least nine stories."
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"[ringtone] ♪ Who's that dog? Mister Peanutbutter ♪"
BoJack Horseman
"Go get us some money."
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"Go get it, boy. You can do it! Go! Atta boy!"
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"[both chuckling]"
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"[chuckling and kissing]"
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"[Heather] You like that, little horsie? [BoJack] Yeah."
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"On the boat, there was a girl."
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"would I have done it?"
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"And part of me is sure that I-- I couldn't."
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