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Clips from BoJack Horseman - Start Spreading the News (S03E03)

"It's a dream come true."
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"Dream come true."
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"and then, if I don't blow my brains out, I get to go back to L.A."
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"I am so thrilled to be here, talking with, uh..."
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"-Yahoo Finland. -Yahoo Finland."
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"What would an Oscar nomination mean for Mr. BoJack Horseman?"
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"Any award recognition is just gravy."
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"The real joy is to sit in this hotel room all day,"
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"Honey, I would shove my hand up your ass"
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"What do I know?"
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"[woman] What's it like to play Seabiscuit?"
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"[man] Your last attempt at a comeback was The BoJack Horseman Show."
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"Pass."
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"Its whole purpose was for people to watch it"
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"so the network could sell ad time,"
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"It did that well. It was a good show."
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"- Yes, but it sucked. - It didn't suck!"
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"BoJack, you know I think the world of you."
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"Ping me again in two minutes? No, five minutes."
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"The one that started seven minutes ago? It started seven minutes ago."
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"- who's been here the whole time? - Hey, buddy."
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"with the caption "spujb." That got 4000 likes."
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"And we get no recognition. [grunts]"
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"I can do all the bullshit things Ana's scheduled for me in the morning"
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"Where am I? [sniffs]"
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"Bagels? Pizza?"
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"Yeah, that'll do it."
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"[moans]"
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"Small bottle of shampoo?! Not on my watch!"
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"You're my friend and you don't stink of failure."
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"Your stink is one of good intentions and youthful exuberance."
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"[Todd] Hooray, compliment!"
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"You wanted me to ping you regarding Mr. Peanutbutter."
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"[annoyed throat clearing]"
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"How long are you-- I'm not accusing."
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"- I affirm your feelings... - [BoJack] I don't want to--"
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"- Guys, can we... - [Peanutbutter] I feel heard."
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"- [Diane] I hear that you feel heard. - What the hell is happening?"
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"- I'm Carrie. - [Peanutbutter] Todd? In the naked city?"
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"We're in the middle of a meeting!"
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"- That's Updike, you illiterate. - What's Updike?"
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"Has it been reclaimed? I honestly can't keep track."
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"I want to find one of those fortune telling robots that can make me big!"
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"Hey, champ, I have a very important job for you."
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"I'm not gonna get lost."
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"- They may have hung up. - I have some good news for once."
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"that is broadcast television."
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"- I'm a captain! - What happened to Wanda?"
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"You didn't hear? She got poached."
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"Straight to the top of the corporate ladder!"
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"Anyway, the network is finally breaking even,"
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"What Do They Know? Do They Know Things? Let's Find Out!"
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"What Do They Know? Do They Know Things? Let's Find Out,"
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"To prolong it for commercial reasons would be crass and inorganic."
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"Why does everything I love fall apart as soon as I touch it?"
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"I am no Christopher from the Tesla dealership."
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"Who will sing lamentations for he who once talked soup?"
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"Just coffee. Don't need to talk to it at all. Thanks."
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"Promise me you'll check on him when you get back to L.A."
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"Maybe swing by his house? I think you owe him that much."
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"Boy, did New York do a number on you."
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"Let me tell you about my next piece. It starts with you,"
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"I'm not interested in being rebirthed."
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"I'm still recovering from being birthed the first time."
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"I want to do things that connect with people, things that last."
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"No, I know, but see, years after I die,"
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"- And then what? - And then..."
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"Two hours long without an intermission?"
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"And he doesn't even know someone else is pulling his strings."
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"Mmm, I don't think the chef whispered his dreams into this."
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"This does not taste like dreams."
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"working out of a two-story warehouse."
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"- Oh... - Goodbye."
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"- Give my regards to the czar. - I will relay the message."
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"Oh, I don't know why I thought I could do this."
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"- Oh. Like Jerry Maguire. - Yes."
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"got him a massive payday for being in Jerry Maguire."
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"I was looking forward to taking some time off."
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"and every network would love to air your next project."
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"Why don't you get off your lazy keister"
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"Daddy, it's so nice having you home."
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"These last few months have been amazing."
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"- No! - Yes!"
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"It's gonna be great, as it always is, from my perspective."
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"Dad, you promised we were gonna play catch,"
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"and then we'd listen to your favorite Harry Chapin song together!"
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"Oh, it's Cat's in the Cradle, but don't listen to it now!"
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"I'm gonna go listen to it."
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"No! The lyrics are too relevant. Don't do it."
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"So, what's next for BoJack?"
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"I just mean, after Secretariat's all over, what are you going to do next?"
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"Who's BoJack now?"
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"He's a guy who could use a drink, that's who!"
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"Trust me, you do not want me to do this sober."
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"♪ To where they come from! ♪"
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"Garçon, dos whiskey sours, por favor?"
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"- Did mama bear finally leave? - She's a human, but yes."
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"You're definitely going to win an Oscar."
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"It made you wet?!"
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"because a manatee's natural habitat is water."
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"- It also made me really horny. - Uh..."
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"But you get lost in this town."
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"One day you look in the mirror and think to yourself,"
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"Listen, kid, I don't need your life story."
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"The first thing you notice about BoJack is he's got a nice buzz going."
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"I want to get natural!"
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"Just like in nature."
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"I don't want to think about that show."
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"I didn't come back to your hotel room"
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"because you're a goofy dad who once got his dick stuck in a vacuum cleaner."
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"it's because I'm having sex with a movie star."
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"[chuckling]"
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"[exhales]"
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"There's nothing to talk about. It was a misunderstanding, that's all."
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"I don't know what you're talking about."
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"But another part knows that's a lie."
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"[sighs] Yeah."
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"Wow, that's... [sighs]"
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"I shouldn't even be here."
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"Oh, shit."
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