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Clips from NewsRadio - Halloween (S03E03)

"I thought you guys weren't allowed to talk."
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"[LAUGHS] I'm off the clock right now."
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"Hey, guys, listen, anybody see a mime wandering around in here?"
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"but, uh, I got a meeting in 20 minutes."
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"Find everybody you needed?"
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"Is there some kind of mime authority I can report him to?"
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"Excuse me, are, uh, you done with the snake yet?"
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"I thought you took it."
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"No, I left him with you."
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"[♪]"
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"about a Halloween party since the fourth grade."
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"that childlike enthusiasm."
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"Actually, no, I didn't."
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"Oh, I-- Well, I can explain that."
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"So anyway, i-i-if you get your time sheets in on Tuesday,"
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"Your paychecks out Thursday instead of on, uh..."
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"any of the staff to your Halloween party?"
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"Lisa, I can handle this."
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"See, that's right."
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"Just when you think I'm gonna zig, I zag."
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"BOTH: Are you just trying to save money?"
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"They're-- They're too hip to wear costumes"
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"saying he's Joe's taller brother."
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"It's conceptual."
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"Let's face it, these kids are too cool for school."
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"Then why no costume?"
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"Because costumes make me look chunky."
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"Well, why don't you just, you know, wear a funny hat."
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"Wear a mask with what you're wearing now."
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"Look, this outfit makes my legs look totally short and stumpy."
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"[KNOCKS]"
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"You're... Wait a minute. I know you, I know you."
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"How did you know I was calling from an office?"
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"And I suppose the Authentic Alien Autopsy tape you have"
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"Let me hold your hands. Everybody be quiet, shh."
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"I see your destiny as one of..."
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"I see an astounding rise to fortune."
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"[GASPING] Oh, my God."
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"Yes, that is completely true,"
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"Oh, my God. That's like..."
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"Oh, my-- That's amazing."
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"Shh! Shh, shh, shh."
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"You see?"
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"You have two cats. Yes, I do."
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"And their names are... Uh, let's see..."
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"what does the future hold for Bill McNeal?"
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"so make it specific."
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"Well, that sucks for you, huh?"
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"Apparently, Mr. James thinks we have bad attitudes."
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"School sucks."
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"Ah, maybe so."
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"then that's-- JOE: Come on,"
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"Okay, all right, this is just like high school."
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"What was that like?"
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"It was cool."
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"Okay, now hold it."
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"I think Lisa's point is actually very eloquent."
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"ALL: Dave."
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"What? That's right, Dave."
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"How?"
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"No way! I don't think so!"
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"What in the hell are we waiting for?"
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"[GIGGLING]"
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"I'm terminal."
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"Well, I only have..."
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"to make your remaining 36 years more comfortable..."
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"see if they can help you out."
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"put it all in perspective for us."
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"Yeah, we're gonna be the coolest dorks ever."
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"All right. Dorks, dorks, dorks,"
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"dorks, dorks, dorks, Yeah! Go, yeah!"
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"I don't really know what happened there, Dave,"
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"But it was you-- When you promised"
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"I don't know what is."
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"Least I could do."
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"Outrageous!"
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"What is it?"
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"Oh, I'd rather surprise you, sir."
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"This is-- This is gonna be great!"
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"Dorks! Dorks! Dorks! Dorks! Dorks! Dorks! Dorks!"
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"push a button."
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"Well, I am wearing a costume."
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"That's my dress."
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"DAVE: Yes, it is."
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"Oh, honey, you look fabulous."
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"[PARTY MUSIC PLAYS]"
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"So I assume you realize the psychic's death prediction"
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"I just met her an hour ago, and already she's made me see"
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"Yes!"
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"What is the problem?"
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"I saw you sitting here and, uh..."
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"BILL: So true."
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"But what are we doing standing around?"
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"My lady and I need to dance."
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"Oh, I don't know, Billy."
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"I'm in love. What's wrong with that?"
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"It doesn't matter how old you are."
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"It's how much life you have in you."
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"Don't be ridiculous. My grandmother is dead."
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"No offense, Bill, but I think that woman is running on fumes."
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"So am I."
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"That's why tonight, we dance!"
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"It's about that whole leadership by example thing, isn't it?"
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"No, Dave, that's not it."
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"I have never been able to wear that dress"
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"and now you look like a million bucks."
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"Oh what? You think you're so pretty,"
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"and all the boys wanna talk to you."
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"I mean, how do you think this makes me feel?"
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"Well, how do you think it makes me feel to realize at 30,"
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"All right, what the hell. I am the belle of the ball."
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"Knowing that my days are numbered"
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"Well, that's great. Now, please, I'm busy."
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"I'm going to live to be 282?"
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"Yep."
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"I foresee a cure to all known disease."
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"We need to talk."
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"if you were a younger woman, I'd probably lie to you."
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"You see..."
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"That makes our relationship just a little:"
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