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Clips from Archer (2009) - Animation (S05E05)

"No, we... Well, we had a tonne, T-O-N-N-E, also known"
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"- as a metric ton, but... - Metric."
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"- Who uses metric? - Every single country on"
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"'Cause you never think of those other two as"
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"- see... - Why are they"
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"thermometers?"
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"I thought they were cocks."
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"Yeah, and would now be a good time to talk about Pam's"
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"- cocaine addiction? - Or the inspiring story"
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"of her heroic struggle to finally triumph over it?"
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"- What are you eating? - Yogurt!"
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"- Hey! - Lick it."
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"Well, can't unhear that."
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"Cyril, you said it was locked up."
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"I swear to God, if you send me to freakin' rehab, I'll"
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"- Oh, come on. - You wouldn't dare."
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"Goddamn, Woodhouse."
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"Typical."
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"Ditto. I just don't want her to escape."
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"half-deaf. - What if we move the"
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"coke and lock her in the cage till she's clean?"
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"- Oh, my God. - Yeah, spoiler alert."
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"And, also, this is a baby."
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"- Ew! - A baby, by the way,"
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"that I did not eat but to which I will give birth."
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"- Ew! - Right?"
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"- die with dignity... - From an overdose of"
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"Yeah. And dressed up like a"
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"- ghost? - What is it with your"
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"family wearing ghost costumes to scare black people?"
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"- pornos in my ancestral home?! - Ah, einige"
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"On the one that made Len Trexler think he was a giant lettuce?"
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"and look how tiny. I don't even need a drill-- I"
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"- Wait, what are we doing? - Stabbing science into"
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"- your brain. - What?!"
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"Yeah, so you don't wind up giving blow jobs in a"
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"No! Let me go!"
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"- famous. - I could be"
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"Ow! Idiot."
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"- Pam! - Lana...!"
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"shit-eating "I told you so.""
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"It's for Pam's own good."
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"Now, get out there and have some fun!"
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"There's a Mr. Holly here. Sorry, an Agent Holly."
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"No, sir, he..."
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"He's not a vampire, idiot."
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"- this residence unlawfully. - Uh, you want to jump"
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"- See? - What?"
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"Oh, just checking in, making sure you folks aren't"
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"engaging in treason, espionage or anything else illegal."
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"- Yakuza? Mm-mm."
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"...is none of your business, and since nothing in"
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"illegal activity, I demand that you..."
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"Nobody move!"
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"- Well?! - They can also"
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"- do what's known as a... - Protective sweep...!"
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"Then we just slap some panties and rouge on him,"
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"- What? - God"
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"knows he's a little GILF."
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"- Now, go! - You"
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"- scared the shit out of me! - What,"
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"- stumble onto the coke. - Hang on."
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"- What? - Question."
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"but if we're doing a new thing and nobody told me-- that I'd"
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"- have a problem with. - Oh, screw me!"
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"- I said, get out...! - Oh, hey, remind me"
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"- Beep boop. - He's been paralyzed"
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"hounded by the fact that we betrayed our friends."
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"Ugh! Or I get arrested and give birth"
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"in a supermax prison and... Oh, wait."
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"I knew you'd shoot without looking."
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"Oh, really, you know me that well?!"
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"What?! Holy shit, do you have anemia?"
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"- pica?! - I..."
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"A: not the Internet, B: only works in..."
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"what you think you heard about witness protection, but..."
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"That very minute, Lana!"
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"- Asshole. - Yeah, or a rim job."
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"I mean I can't leave you, stupid!"
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"Where did we land on that blow job?"
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"obstruction results in the bodily injury of said agent,"
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"Bac-Os on our prison salad. Besides, technically, Woodhouse"
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"Relax. They don't send people that old to prison."
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"Liberals say this much, conservatives say this much..."
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"So, now you're just dicking around?"
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"- Goddamn it, woman! - Come on!"
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"- More cocaine. - So, please"
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"- there. - But why are you"
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"wife to testify against each other!"
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"Oh, yeah? They may not have to compel me."
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"- and held on, would you? - Ron, wait!"
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"- What?! - Well, if you insist"
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"on being an ass, I can't stop you, but there is the small"
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"I'll mail you your furs."
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"- Ow! Ow! - What's this door made"
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"- Oh, thank God! - Cyril? Wait."
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"- insane. - And scary, and gross,"
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"- Well, this is great! - How?!"
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"- Of course. - Uh... Pam?"
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"- back in there?! - Because I said so!"
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"- Oh! Goddamn it! - Ooh!"
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"- Goddamn it. - Godspeed, you"
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"- meddling kids. - And sir,"
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"I'm afraid your breakfast will be four minutes late."
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"Yeah, duh. I already berated you."
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"Just what do you people think the letters FBI stand for?"
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"I bought a T-shirt once where it stood for "Female"
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"Body Inspector." God, is Myrtle Beach not the"
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"- best? - Pull a stunt like this"
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"again, you'll never make it back to Myrtle Beach."
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"And you actually have no right to search this house."
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"Maybe not now, but I know you still have a lot of"
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"international contacts from your ISIS days."
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"So, am I crazy, or is he super weird?"
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"Oh, well, I'm torn, Lana, I really am."
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"- again, so... - Who's da widdle baby?"
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"- is in there? - I told you it was"
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"- No, doesn't work there. - Yeah, it's crap."
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"- lucky winner? - Hmm. I guess we have"
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"country singer Cheryl and a Pam who... tits."
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