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Clips from MacGyver - Fish Scaler (S01E01)

"Ma'am, I have the deputy director of the..."
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"Lou, it's Matty. You know that fugitive"
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"you guys are looking for, Douglas Bishop?"
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"Yeah, well, we found him,"
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"and one of your agents is about to murder him."
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"Dryer, put the gun down and let's talk."
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"I don't see you walking away from this."
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"Sure I will."
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"Like you said, I'm the one with the gun."
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"I was trying to keep this all nice and neat."
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"I was hoping to end all this"
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"by taking Bishop for a little walk in the woods"
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"Yeah, yeah, life's full of disappointments."
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"Drop the gun."
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"You can't shoot us all, I can promise you that."
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"I don't have to shoot everybody, just Bishop."
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"Because I don't care if he dies, but you do."
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"- So you're gonna stay where you are... - No, I'm not."
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"Uh, uh... And we're gonna back up,"
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"get in my car, and drive away."
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"Then what?"
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"Killing him won't end this."
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"We know you're dirty. Our boss has proof."
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"What, you don't think I have an exit strategy?"
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"I've been socking away cash for years."
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"So when I'm gone, you'll never find me."
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"Think this through."
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"Being on the run sucks. Just ask Bishop."
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"He's been looking over his shoulder"
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"ever since he left Philly."
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"or I'll kill you."
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"As long as he's in handcuffs, I'm good."
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"- No worries. We found it. - Oh, good."
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"And sorry we got you busted."
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"You know, it was an accident."
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"It was an honest mistake. And besides, we're even now."
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"This jackass has been torpedoing my career for over a decade."
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"I'm gonna get a big promotion out of this bust."
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"Ooh, sounds like a win-win for everybody."
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"Except for you. You're a loser."
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"Let's take a little walk."
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"Okay. Bye-bye."
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"- Thanks for the phone call. - Yeah."
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"You know, I don't like to eavesdrop,"
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"but I could tell that wasn't a lawyer."
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"You do know that you're going to prison, right?"
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"I mean, after everything you've done..."
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"No, I, I know."
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"She's gonna come and visit me in lockup on Thursday."
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"She's gonna bring me cookies."
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"Okay... I get that my view is gonna include bars"
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"for the first time in years, I feel free."
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"Hey, have you seen Bozer? I texted him on my way in."
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"Wishing him luck with his evaluation,"
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"but he didn't get back to me."
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"- He's in there already, isn't he? - Yeah, yeah."
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"If it goes anything like mine did,"
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"he's gonna come out seriously rattled."
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"But, really, you had the guts to question me"
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"when most people wouldn't have."
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"When you knew you were right and I was wrong."
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"And because of that,"
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"a dirty fed is behind bars,"
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"and the witness that can keep him there is still alive."
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"Oh, you guys did all the hard stuff."
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"You might not know a lot about tradecraft,"
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"What I can't teach is speaking truth to power."
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"And that is the most valuable skill that an agent can have."
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"You're making me blush."
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"- Later, Boze. - Bozer."
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"- She likes Bozer? - Aw, come on."
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"Everybody likes Bozer."
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"Yes, that includes me."
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"Maybe she's not as hard to get along with"
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"as you say she is, Jack."
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"Yeah, what happened between you two?"
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"- She strand you on a mission somewhere? - No."
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"Disavow you to a foreign government?"
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"No, the... this wasn't about a stupid haircut, okay."
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"What happened between me and the Hun is personal."
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"up until this undercover op in Chechnya."
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"Mm, Chechnya."
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"Okay, and then what?"
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"Don't stop now, I need to know this."
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"All right, well, everything was cool when we got there..."
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"MacGyver, you're up."
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"Yeah, yes, ma'am."
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"Looks like story time's over, Grasshopper."
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"Good luck."
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"- We'll get back to this. - Yeah. Godspeed."
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"First off, I want you to know that I respect you,"
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"your reputation, and your performance history."
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"Thank you."
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"- I respect you and your... - That said,"
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"I want you to know that while your constant improvising is..."
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"impressive,"
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"I am not a big fan of "make it up as you go along""
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"Say what you will about Jack Dalton..."
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"and I've said a lot..."
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"but the man is a hell of an agent."
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"I know how he thinks, so I know how to use him."
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"You, on the other hand, I'm not so sure about."
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"- Did you want me to respond? - Thornton ran a loose ship,"
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"maybe because she liked you"
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"and she wanted to watch your back."
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"Either way, from now on, things will be different."
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"I hope you don't think that I'm confused"
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"as to who runs the Phoenix, ma'am."
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""Matty""
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"Did Thornton have some weird thing about her first name?"
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"Uh, rhetorical question."
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"Look, they say that it's better to be lucky"
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"than it is to be good."
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"But in my experience, anyone who has ever said that"
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"has wound up dead."
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"So far, I think you've been really lucky."
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"the day your luck runs out."
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"Respectfully, ma'am... Matty, it's..."
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"Then prove it."
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"You disagree with me? Good."
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