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Clips from MacGyver - Fish Scaler (S01E01)

"Did I at least beat Riley's time?"
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"- We're going again. - Bozer."
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"- It wasn't my plan. - Oh, you had a plan?"
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"and work this out."
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"These two have some sort of..."
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"feeling a little nervous about these evaluations."
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""Get your asses in here.""
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"to the FBI's Most Wanted list to train it to eliminate false positives."
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"This guy is a 17-point match"
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"He killed one of their own."
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"I... work in the lab?"
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"but we're actually looking for this man."
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"No... but I should for as long as he's been flirting with me."
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"I mean, you don't not like a girl if you've made that many sketches for her."
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"Yeah, that's right."
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"Oh!"
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"18 and a half minutes."
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"I wanted to remind you that your evaluation is tomorrow."
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"Maybe he forgot something."
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"- FBI, hands in the air! - You drop it!"
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"- Hands in the air! - Hands in the air!"
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"If either one of these guys are on Bishop's payroll,"
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"Hey, points for originality,"
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"Now, let's never do it again."
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"about stealing a car from two FBI agents"
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"because you were hoping I wouldn't find out?"
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"but I have no idea what you're talking about right now."
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"But it's not the headline here."
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"This now moves your new pals, Brooks and Cho,"
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"But I needed you two"
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"Ms. Webber, please forgive the bluntness of my question,"
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"Well, I believe that Bishop has eluded capture for so long"
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"Okay, look, cards on the table."
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"What happened between you and Matty?"
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"Besides, if it were me who had the dark history"
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""Hey, listen, man. You got to...""
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"Yeah, but this isn't over yet."
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"Move, move, move! Stop!"
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"No!"
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"Give us a name."
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"Murdering a federal agent?"
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"I-I couldn't take working for this guy anymore."
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"But, uh, hey,"
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"Oh. I don't know if I'm ready to believe his story,"
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"so we can hole up, figure this out."
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"And please call me Matty."
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"two years into a five-year sentence,"
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"Is that supposed to make me feel better?"
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"- I don't, I don't know what you're... - Yes, yes, you do, Riley."
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"See, that mind of yours is like a loaded gun."
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"Hey."
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"They're still combing through old FBI case files,"
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"So dinner's coming out of the hotel vending machine."
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"I happened to walk in this little convenience store"
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"She asked me what I wanted."
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"Well, that explains the first box."
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"You want to go to prison?"
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"actual degradation."
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"what you're talking about, just do it."
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"Is there a Bible in there?"
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"Not the way I'm gonna feed 'em to you, you won't."
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"We'll send you location details as soon as we have them."
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"What are you doing here?"
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"I got it wrong?"
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"My point is, Brooks is still running around on street detail."
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"If he had been dirty all this time,"
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"If I were you, cowboy, I'd back away slowly,"
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"You, contact the Atlanta chief of police."
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"and then quietly retiring, no one the wiser..."
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"And I've become an expert at making people disappear."
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"Yeah, sorry, it was all I could think of."
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"- Hey. - Hey."
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"Sorry we stole your car, man."
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"I called the convenience store."
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"We got a date next week."
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"for quite a while, but honestly..."
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"And that's all thanks to you, MacGyver."
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"but that I can teach."
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"We were, actually, really close friends"
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"Or maybe because she was a double agent"
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"I don't want to be watching on a monitor"
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"So what do you say?"
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"I look forward to it."
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"I'll be honest with you, man."
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"Things don't look too good for you."
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"I mean, I'm a nice guy,"
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"but I just got this new boss,"
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"Matilda Webber..."
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"and she's merciless with terrorists like you."
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"You're nervous... and you should be..."
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"because in a few minutes you're gonna be alone in a room with her,"
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"and there's nothing I can do to help."
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"From where I'm standing, doesn't look like I need any help..."
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"Okay."
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"- You were saying? - Uh, I was just, uh..."
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"Maybe you could teach me this move, too?"
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"You work in the lab, Boze."
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"I don't think Director Webber's gonna be too concerned with your field skills."
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"Yeah, but you don't not know that she's not gonna not care."
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"Was that a quadruple negative?"
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"I don't know. I lost count."
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"Look, I just want to be ready for anything."
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"It's not a competition."
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"Going again. Going again."
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"We just stared each other down"
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"for three minutes straight, Jack."
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"What do you think?"
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"I take it you're not gonna apologize, then?"
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"Are you going to apologize?"
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"Of course."
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"Well, I guess there's a first for everything."
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"Oh, come on, is this the way it's gonna be between us?"
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"Just cheap shots and staring contests?"
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"No, Jack, because as much as I love a good staring contest,"
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"- which I won, by the way... - No."
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"... we're not nine and I signed on as director of Phoenix"
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"to get things done."
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"So, you and I are gonna sit here, like two rational adults,"
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"- Being an adult... - Did you just do that..."
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"little kid mumble-under- your-breath thing?"
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