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Clips from MacGyver - Fish Scaler (S01E01)

"from finding out exactly where he lives."
MacGyver
"Yeah, that's a little far-fetched."
MacGyver
"Hey, I don't really look like a Hollywood type to you, do I?"
MacGyver
"Just from the eyes up, really."
MacGyver
"Look at you."
MacGyver
"I didn't know you were..."
MacGyver
"How long have you been standing there?"
MacGyver
"Okay."
MacGyver
"Do you need to change your undies?"
MacGyver
"No, I'm good."
MacGyver
"I think."
MacGyver
"- I didn't forget. - I'm sure you didn't."
MacGyver
"Well, thanks for coming by."
MacGyver
"It's always good to see you?"
MacGyver
"Oh, I'm not leaving. I came to watch you work."
MacGyver
"Great."
MacGyver
"Yeah, definitely Bishop's apartment."
MacGyver
"Buddy, you could've at least waited to block our only exit"
MacGyver
"until I made sure the guy who..."
MacGyver
"likes to kill federal agents isn't home?"
MacGyver
"I'm just glad we broke into the right apartment."
MacGyver
"Trig's a little rusty."
MacGyver
"You're sure this is this guy's place?"
MacGyver
"Yeah, kettle's still warm."
MacGyver
"He was just here."
MacGyver
"Okay, so... what, did he hear us coming and take off, or what?"
MacGyver
"Yeah, or he's coming back."
MacGyver
"I say we hole up across the street and wait for him."
MacGyver
"- FBI, FBI! - Drop-drop it!"
MacGyver
"One's got a gun,"
MacGyver
"the other has a Swiss Army knife."
MacGyver
"No identification of any kind."
MacGyver
"All right, fellas,"
MacGyver
"who are you and what are youse doing here?"
MacGyver
"Okay, we are door-to-door Bible salesmen."
MacGyver
"Do yourself a favor and don't get smart."
MacGyver
"- Okay, fella? - Okay."
MacGyver
"Now tell us your names."
MacGyver
"What are we being charged with?"
MacGyver
"You were caught in the apartment of a wanted felon."
MacGyver
"Right, but what are we being charged with?"
MacGyver
"If we're being formally charged,"
MacGyver
"we have a right to know."
MacGyver
"- Well, uh, what? All right. - Let's get in the car."
MacGyver
"- Asked you a question. - Just get in the car."
MacGyver
"Okay. All right, I'm in."
MacGyver
"Well, so much for finding Bishop before the feds do."
MacGyver
"I don't think these guys had to find him."
MacGyver
"Did you hear their accents?"
MacGyver
"They're not from around here, that's a Philly accent."
MacGyver
"Yeah. Bishop's old stomping grounds."
MacGyver
"I don't think this trip ends at the FBI field office."
MacGyver
"- Nope. - We got to get out of here."
MacGyver
"Think of something."
MacGyver
"Oh, I got something."
MacGyver
"And even I don't like it."
MacGyver
"Do it."
MacGyver
"Yeah, yeah, yeah."
MacGyver
"Hey! Hey, hey, hey, what are you doing?"
MacGyver
"Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah."
MacGyver
"Hey!"
MacGyver
"but this only counts as an escape if we don't die."
MacGyver
"Yeah, this is the "even I don't like it" part."
MacGyver
"Let's go, man."
MacGyver
"Come on, man."
MacGyver
"We got ignition."
MacGyver
"Yeah!"
MacGyver
"Yeah! That was awesome!"
MacGyver
"Just a reminder."
MacGyver
"Don't tell the Hun about our little run-in with the feds, all right?"
MacGyver
"Yep. I was thinking the same thing."
MacGyver
"And you thought you didn't need to tell me"
MacGyver
"Sorry, Matty,"
MacGyver
"And I'm looking at a field report"
MacGyver
"from two agents whose Sedan was just boosted"
MacGyver
"by two male suspects found in Bishop's apartment."
MacGyver
"- Well, that could be anybody. - Really?"
MacGyver
"Okay, yes, we should have told you."
MacGyver
"We were in Bishop's apartment"
MacGyver
"two minutes before the feds showed up,"
MacGyver
"and they were from Philly."
MacGyver
"We're already looking at every fed in the Philly office."
MacGyver
"to the top of the suspect list."
MacGyver
"to find Bishop before the feds."
MacGyver
"And from what Riley tells me,"
MacGyver
"you may have missed your chance."
MacGyver
"The FBI's watching all mass transit."
MacGyver
"They just found a car registered under Bishop's alias."
MacGyver
"Parked in front of a train station."
MacGyver
"Great, now we definitely know he's not on a train."
MacGyver
"And we know that how?"
MacGyver
"Because Bishop's been on the run for eight years."
MacGyver
"He's too smart to make a rookie mistake like that."
MacGyver
"Okay, baby Einstein."
MacGyver
"You know where he's not."
MacGyver
"Got anything to tell us where he is?"
MacGyver
"Yeah, actually, I might."
MacGyver
"Riley, check all Atlanta bus schedules."
MacGyver
"See if there's a Bus 23."
MacGyver
"Parked at 5:00 p.m."
MacGyver
"Yep. Bus 23 departs from Forsyth Station"
MacGyver
"at 5:00 p.m. today."
MacGyver
"How'd you know that?"
MacGyver
"- I read the paper. - Yeah, okay, Matty,"
MacGyver
"we'd love to stay and chitchat,"
MacGyver
"but it looks like we have a bus to catch."
MacGyver
"Bye-bye."
MacGyver
"Ma'am, you have an incoming call from Martin Dryer on the secure line."
MacGyver
"Should I know a Martin Dryer?"
MacGyver
"Regional director of the FBI."
MacGyver
"Oh, fancy."
MacGyver
"I'll take it in here, thanks."
MacGyver
"Director Dryer, Matilda Webber, what can I do for you?"
MacGyver
"but I am on a clock."
MacGyver
"Do you have any agents in the field in Atlanta?"
MacGyver
"Well, I'm not sure what agency you think I work for,"
MacGyver
"- but I'm... - Actually, Ms. Webber,"
MacGyver
"I have no idea where you landed."
MacGyver
"What I do know is that you transferred"
MacGyver
"out of a high-level position with Homeland Security"
MacGyver
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