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Clips from Bad Santa (2003)

"or as a wonderful remembrance for friends."
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"Gee. You know what? This one, I think it's more than enough."
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"Thanks. Merry Christmas."
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"I saw you at another mall."
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"We hope tomorrow is a pleasant Christmas. Thank you for shopping with us."
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"Happy holidays to you."
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"Yeah. No, I know."
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"No, I agree. They shouldn’t pay the whole lot of them."
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"That’s a nice talk."
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"- How's it going? - I'm finished when I'm finished."
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"I'm going back upstairs. I need a melon baller and a loofah."
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"Fuck the loofah. Let's go."
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"- Marcus, you get the loofah? - Drive."
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"Fuck you."
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"This is Andrew Kaplan again, from the collection agency."
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"Can you maybe keep it together for just 10 minutes?"
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"Look, Harrison, it's not about the money or the midget."
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"Well, you are truly the best man I’ve ever seen for this job.."
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"Yes. Uh, your performance. You know, the, um..."
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"- Excuse me? - Willie."
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"He's not going to say fuck stick in front of the children?"
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"Yes. I thought it was very strange, too."
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"So, as our security chief, I wanted you to be aware."
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"Yes, he happens to be a dwarf."
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"Little people. That's what they like."
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"Yeah."
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"Merry Christmas! Santa's coming. Yay!"
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"You don’t like any guy."
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"So stop acting like you know something. 'Cause, pal of mine, you don't know squat!"
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"I don't give a shit what you want."
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"Okay. Fine. Barbie. Oh, thank you."
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"Hey, loser. What’s up fat-ass?"
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"Hey, loser. How you doing today?"
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"What's your name? You can tell me."
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"I know. How about Santa?"
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"If you don't tell him, you won't get a present."
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"What do you want?"
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"Marcus, get this kid off me before he pisses on me."
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"Apache Junction. What the fuck do you care?"
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"Just don't come into work stinking of booze again."
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"You'll be late for your Wizard of Oz Candy Bar Guild."
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"Two-year-olds flip me shit better than you."
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"- Another round Grand-Dad, Santa? - Yeah."
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"Got a name?"
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"- Oh. Another? - Yeah. Why not?"
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"Merry Christmas."
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"Not a big talker."
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"No, not really."
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"- Buy you one? - Why not?"
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"Happy New Year."
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"I'm an eating, drinking, shitting, fucking Santa Claus."
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"Prove it."
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"Yeah. It is like that, though. From when you're a kid."
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"- What the fuck? - I am not gay."
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"Are you off your fucking meds or something?"
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"Well ya. Are they gonna drop you on somebody else's head?"
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"He's on an adventure, exploring mountains. He's been gone a long time."
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"- Till next year. - Yeah? What about Mommy?"
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"She lives in God's house with Jesus and Mary and the ghost"
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"Santa's here."
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"Let me fix you some sandwiches."
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"Nobody else?"
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"- A butler or security guard or something? - Nuh-unh."
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"You're shitting me."
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"Keep on going."
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"Keep on going."
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"A couple of days ago, I was in, uh, Women's Big & Tall."
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"And I heard his voice saying,"
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"But don't get me wrong."
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"I was against the Clinton impeachment. What a man does with his own penis..."
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"someone who has screaming orgasms with large women shouldn't..."
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"The sizes, they say…"
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"Yeah. Big fucking farewell."
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"Special pleading. Bitch, bitch, bitch."
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"Santa fucking someone in the ass."
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"So..."
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"Yeah, I get you."
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"Do you think you could find something?"
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"You gotta move the ball around. You go up there, baby."
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"See? Move the ball. There you go."
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"She said she was 18."
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"What the fuck is this, Mr. Low Profile?"
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"You dipshit motherfucker…"
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"Hey, Opal."
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"Yeah. Some guy asking about you. Looked like a cop."
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"I get them on the weekends. Why don't you go run me a bath?"
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"- I think one of them is Sneezy. There's a Dopey.... - That's the Seven Dwarfs."
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"What the fuck is wrong with you? I can't remember this shit!"
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"- Warm milk? - No."
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"Fuck me? Fuck you."
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"You don't know who's around or what they do."
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"What, you're my mom now? You shat me out of your womb?"
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"that has ever slid from a human being's hairy ass."
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"He lives with his drooling-ass old grandmother."
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"Sits in front of the TV all the time."
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"You think she's gonna rat me out?"
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"She don't know her ass from last Tuesday."
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"You fuck her?"
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"What are you, Sigmund Sawed-off Fucking Freud?"
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"Come on, Lois. Let's get out of here."
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"I'm on my fucking lunch break, okay?"
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"Are you insane?"
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"Find everything you're looking for?"
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"What is this?"
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"- This MP3? - Yeah."
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"What's wrong with you kids these days?"
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"- Gin? - Yeah."
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"- Yeah, what do you need? - I need you to run a plate for me."
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"Son of a bitch!"
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"MAN ON TV: You can make a delicious six-pound chicken."
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"MAN ON TV: A six-pound mouth watering pork-loin roast."
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"MAN ON TV: A luscious looking six-pound leg of lamb with rosemary."
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"Let me get your drink."
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"What? On the couch?"
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"No, in town."
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"What, do you think I'm some kind of pervert?"
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"And to tell you the truth..."
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"- So, you'll call me, right? - Yeah. I'll call you."
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"Here, hold still. Hold still."
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"Shouldn't I wrap it in a T-shirt or something?"
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