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Clips from Master of None - Door #3 (S02E02)

"I want to keep you at the network."
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"If... If our lineup were ingredients,"
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"we'd be flour, salt, and sugar, all white."
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"Will you sleep on it for me?"
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"Sure."
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"That's why it's good."
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"Don't tell any other white people about it."
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"I ate dinner with a companion."
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"Who was the companion?"
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"Um, a woman I know."
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"Was it romantic?"
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"Dad, you can talk to me about this."
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"Like, we can talk about this."
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"It went very well."
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"Well, that's great."
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"It's cool you're going on dates."
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"What's the deal with this lady?"
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"She works at a medical supply store."
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"She cooks very good food."
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"And her hair is also nice."
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"That's always a bonus."
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"Yes, however,"
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"Wait, you're seeing two people?"
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"Yes."
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"She's a CPA."
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"I love Coco very much."
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"I find it very entertaining to spend time with him."
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"She sounds great too."
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"Yes, I'm very pleased."
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"But at the same time, it's quite a conundrum."
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"but I need to choose one."
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"What do you think?"
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"I mean, it's kind of hard for me to answer that for you."
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"who do I feel more strongly about?"
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"who do I want to spend the day with?"
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"That's a nice way to solve the problem."
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"I will break up with Linda."
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"At once."
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"So Linda,"
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"there's something I wanted to talk to you about."
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"It's yukgaejang."
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"It's beef stew with kimchi."
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"I've been cooking this all day."
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"Mmm, these flavors,"
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"I still have many more dishes"
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"I'd like to cook for you."
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"This is interesting information."
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"What did you want to talk to me about?"
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"Oh, there's a new coffee shop in my neighborhood."
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"Oh."
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"You don't drink coffee, do you?"
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"No, but it's fascinating."
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"It's true."
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"I really like this stew."
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"How is the cupcake show going?"
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"I got some crazy news this week."
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"They want me to do the show for seven seasons."
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"I'm not sure I can do the show for that long."
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"I don't even know why they pay."
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"I will host the show."
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"The winning cupcake is..."
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"the tasty cupcake made by the white lady."
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"Yeah, that was... that's pretty much what I do."
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"You just started."
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"You want to quit now?"
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"You're a doctor. That's a great job."
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"You're helping people. Clash of the Cupcakes stinks."
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"I should probably go home."
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"but this time, it's with me."
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"I'm the McDreamy."
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"I'll be McSteamy."
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"Hey, what's that?"
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"SpongeBob."
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"A guy swallowed it."
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"I pulled it out of his stomach this morning."
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"I have to add it to my collection."
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"Whoa! These are all things you pulled out of people's stomachs?"
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"- Yep. - Gross."
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"This one, a man accidentally swallowed it."
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"This one, a lady swallowed it."
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"And this..."
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"Someone accidentally swallowed it?"
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"Do they ever want to keep it?"
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"I tell them we threw them out."
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"Ehh, I should not have kept that one."
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"Hey, Doc, we've got an emergency, foreign body."
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"Thank you."
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"Holy cow!"
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"Ooh, this is already much worse than Clash of the Cupcakes."
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"Why'd he put a toothbrush in his butt?"
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"His wife is out of town."
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"Mm."
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"Oh, my God, is everything okay?"
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"What happened? Did he have a heart attack?"
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"No, he put an electric toothbrush in his butt."
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"What?"
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"I didn't even know he had an electric toothbrush."
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"Not really the surprising part of the story."
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"- Who's this? - This is my son."
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"You want to really see the toothbrush?"
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"See that?"
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"Damn!"
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"It is really up in there."
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"Is he supposed to be here?"
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"Not really."
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"Lot of things are ending up"
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"where they don't belong today."
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"He will do fine."
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"I'll go wait in the waiting room."
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"Okay."
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"All right, it was fun seeing you do your rounds."
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"Uh, I think I'm gonna head out."
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"No."
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"they get to keep it."
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"Yeah, that's probably a good rule."
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"So how'd it go with Linda?"
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"Was it a tough breakup?"
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"It tasted so good, I just couldn't do it."
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"What do you think?"
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"Might help if I tasted the stew."
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