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Clips from Master of None - Door #3 (S02E02)

"only on Food TV."
Master of None
"Cut. All right, Dev, a few more promos left."
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"Pretty Tasty Sweet Delights."
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"That's definitely offensive."
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"We really need to relight."
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"- Jeez. - And Chef Jeff's here."
Master of None
"- He wants to see you. - Okay."
Master of None
"Don't want those crumbs showing up in HD."
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"Mm, mocha glow? Thank you."
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"- All good? Thanks, guys. - I'll see you."
Master of None
"What up, fam?"
Master of None
"Good to see you."
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"In fact,"
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"They want to lock you in"
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"Yeah! Yes, sir!"
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"Come on!"
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"You're speechless, I get it. I get it."
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"This is a beautiful day."
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"I'm gonna go strawberry picking with the wife and kids."
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"- Congratulations. - Thanks, thanks."
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"Hey, Dev."
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"Um, they definitely don't want"
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"You ain't French, motherfucker."
Master of None
"All right, so... I wanted to talk to you"
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"about this Clash of the Cupcakes thing."
Master of None
"I can't believe you guys would want to work with me"
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"if I... if I did something like that"
Master of None
"- Ha. - Are you serious?"
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"Not you. You come in here, you..."
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"Tell you what I'm mad about, I'm mad about you putting"
Master of None
"Will you get your balls off my table, please?"
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"- Let's go. - Whoo!"
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"- This fucking fish is awesome. - I know, right?"
Master of None
"Mmm. You eat your way across India yet?"
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"It was so fun."
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"or anywhere, you know?"
Master of None
"What if I did something like that?"
Master of None
"As a travel show?"
Master of None
"But you're on a really cool ladder, man."
Master of None
"Look, to be honest, there's no diversity in the food world."
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"Thank you."
Master of None
"By the way, I'm the only white guy in this restaurant."
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"I don't want it to get ruined."
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"What'd you do last night?"
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"It was fun."
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"I would say yes."
Master of None
"Well, how'd it go?"
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"Her name is Linda. She's Korean."
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"Her eyes are nice."
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"Sounds promising."
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"there's another woman as well."
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"The other one's named Ellen."
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"I like both of these women,"
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"Like, when I wake up in the morning,"
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"Hmm."
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"Sure, what is it?"
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"This smells really good. What is this?"
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"Mmm."
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"they're phenomenal."
Master of None
"The city is always changing."
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"Eh, it's all right."
Master of None
"It's a good job, man."
Master of None
"Whee!"
Master of None
"My job stinks too."
Master of None
"Come and see what all I have to do in my rounds."
Master of None
"See your old man in action."
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"It will be like the TV show Grey's Anatomy,"
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"Jesus, fine, I'll come."
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"Why'd you keep it?"
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"There is a story behind each thing."
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"You got it!"
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"Is that a wedding ring?"
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"Doesn't look good."
Master of None
"What's happening?"
Master of None
"This guy put a toothbrush in his butt."
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"It got stuck. I have to take it out."
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"He got horny."
Master of None
"Hi, Carol."
Master of None
"Ha-ha. Sorry, Carol."
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"I will get it out one way or another."
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"You're not gonna put the toothbrush in the collection, are you?"
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"Anything comes out of the butt,"
Master of None
"I tried to break up with her,"
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"but she made me this fantastic stew."
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"I'm now thinking I'll break up with Ellen."
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"Any leftovers?"
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"There were,"
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"The snack was the stew."
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"were in the hot tub the whole time."
Master of None
"There's something I need to talk to you about."
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"Coco, that's enough kissing for you."
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"- Mm! Mm! - Stay, Coco."
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"Bad news. The magician guy Lance Burton?"
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"in Baltimore."
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"Now, if you will all excuse me for a second,"
Master of None
"Oh, what do we have here?"
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"How he be doing that?"
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"I'm Dev. I host the show."
Master of None
"So, um, yeah, how's everything going?"
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"How's the magician life?"
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"a trick I'm gonna perform on the show?"
Master of None
"Okay, put that back in the deck."
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"- Oh. - This car is..."
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"I... I'm too nervous, man."
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"I've never been on television before."
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"He said he was desperate."
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"I'm sorry, he shouldn't be saying that kind of stuff to people."
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"No."
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"I... I just need to..."
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"just sit down and consider"
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"the grandest illusion of them all."
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"Me."
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"No."
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"And she's been using it quite frequently lately."
Master of None
"It just, um..."
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"This makes them open up to situations that are not ideal"
Master of None
"and I'm getting out of here."
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"- Huh. - I... I'm sorry, man,"
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"very magnificent these days."
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"I don't believe that."
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