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Clips from Master of None - Door #3 (S02E02)

"I just got some crazy news."
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"I'm gonna do this new TV show with Chef Jeff"
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"I'm done with Clash of the Cupcakes."
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"Well, I have some crazy news too."
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"Um, I got engaged."
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"Wow."
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"I'm engaged! I know!"
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"It's cool. I mean, I'm so happy."
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"- Yeah. - Really happy."
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"I'm happy for you too."
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"Thank you."
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"I mean, I don't know when this is gonna happen."
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"I don't know where, but I think soon."
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"Ain't no party like a cupcake party"
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"'cause a cupcake party starts"
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"Wednesdays at eight."
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"For these next ones, let's do it with a little moxie."
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"Like, you know, put some energy in it."
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"Sure, Lawrence. More moxie."
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"Ask not what your cupcakes can do for you."
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"Ask what you can do for your cupcakes."
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"Wednesdays at eight, only on Food TV."
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"Jesus, who wrote these?"
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"I did."
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"Is there a problem?"
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"- No. - Didn't think so."
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"Just read the damn lines."
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"All right, we can't do that one."
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"Excuse me for trying to do something for the troops."
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"We got, like, 20 more to shoot anyway."
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"- Are the ones we did not usable? - Nah."
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"Hey, Dev, you got some crumbs here."
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"Oh, thank you."
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"God, you know, you have really nice skin."
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"Just got this nice mocha glow."
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"Hey, Jeff!"
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"- How are you? - All right."
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"Oh, um, that's Lisa. She does makeup."
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"She is fine, man. Is she single?"
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"- I don't know. - You need to ask her out."
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"She is cute. I don't know if that's in the cards, though."
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"You're cray, okay? You need to get with that."
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"Okay, so..."
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"we are getting close to the end of the season."
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"So... wanted to check in with you. How you feeling?"
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"I'm good. You know, just trucking away."
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"Y-you happy?"
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"Me? Filled with fuckin' mirth."
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"I want to tell you something important."
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"You know, the network execs are very pleased."
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"Okay, you're doing a great job steering the ship."
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"All right, your ratings have held solid all year long."
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"Oh, my God, I can't believe I get to tell you this."
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"for a seven-season contract."
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"Seven seasons?"
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"- Uh, yeah. - Congratulations!"
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"- Whoo! Huh? - Wow, that's crazy."
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"I reacted the exact same way when they gave me"
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"my first deal for Jeff à la Carte."
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"Hey."
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"Incredible news."
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"- Fucking gangster. - Thanks."
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"Apparently, the network definitely wants to get a shot"
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"with the PTSD, so you mind if we get another take?"
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"Are you sure?"
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"Actually, you're right."
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"another shot with it in there."
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"We probably should really work on our communication, man."
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"- We? - Yeah, we."
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"Motherfucker, we talking now. It takes two to tango."
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"Motherfucker said "we.""
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"Mm-hmm."
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"I am so flattered. Um..."
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"What are you talking about?"
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"You don't want to do it?"
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"It's just that I'm not"
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"super passionate about the show."
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"And if I'm doing it for seven seasons,"
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"that's a long time."
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"And I... I don't think"
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"it'd be fair to you or to me"
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"without my heart being fully invested in it,"
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"you know what I mean? I mean..."
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"I hope I'm not pissing you off"
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"or pissing the network off..."
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"Are you kidding me?"
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"Are you fucking kidding me?"
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"Damn it, you got character!"
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"Man of principle here! I love it."
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"Yeah, I'm serious. I love it!"
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"What, are you high? Come on, man."
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"You know, most people would have just taken the money."
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"on my beautiful mahogany table like,"
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""Yeah, no, I'm not interested.""
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"your balls on my table. I got fucking work to do."
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"You get your balls off my table, please?"
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"Okay, I'm sorry. I'm getting them."
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"- Thank you. - I'm getting them, apologize."
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"Hey, man, fuck all this noise, okay?"
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"Let's just go out, get something to eat."
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"Take me to that Indian place you keep talking about."
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"You know, I haven't been in a long time."
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"Well, it's interesting, right?"
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"I mean, you spent all that time"
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"but you haven't explored your own roots yet."
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"You know what I thought about?"
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"When I lived in Italy,"
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"I lived in this small town."
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"I really got to know the locals."
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"I learned how to cook from a real grandma."
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"I would love to do that in India..."
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"That's what I should do as a show."
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"And it could be my version of Jeff's Table."
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"I'd love it, but it's a big investment, Dev."
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"And you're a new face."
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"I... I couldn't... I couldn't give you"
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"your own travel show right now."
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"But look, man, I understand, okay?"
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"I understand that"
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"I mean, why jump off on the first rung?"
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