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Clips from Master of None - Door #3 (S02E02)

"So why don't you forget about those cameras"
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"people that want to smile"
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"- And I think you can bring it to them. - Yeah."
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"I am The Magnificent Kenny."
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"You're The Magnificent Kenny!"
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"You're gonna go out there? You're in?"
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"Now, you signed your card"
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"and placed it in this deck, am I right?"
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"Check your jacket pocket."
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"What? Oh, my God, it's here."
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"All right, Magnificent Kenny, well, the competition is over,"
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"and it's time for these cupcakes to clash."
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"Whoo."
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"Put that on top of there."
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"of the cupcake I did not choose."
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"You ready?"
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"Smash that cup, Magnificent Kenny."
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"Come on, "Smash that cup, Magnificent Kenny.""
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"One."
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"Oh, God, God!"
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"Why'd you give me such an amazing pep talk?"
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"Lawrence! Lawrence!"
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"There's been an interesting development."
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"Even though they said"
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"they actually were not."
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"What are you gonna do now?"
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"You got a dog, Dad?"
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"Coco's a big dog."
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"But to be honest, I can't see"
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"But..."
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"They miss seeing you doing these travel shows."
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"Think about it. We travel together."
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"We learn about the culture together."
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"And we call it..."
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"Best... Food... Friends."
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"Best Food Friends."
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"These metaphors are getting really disgusting."
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"I'm good. I'm really good. How are you?"
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"where it's just me and him traveling around, eating good food."
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"That sounds great. I'm so happy for you."
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"How's everything with you?"
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"Yeah. That's really cool."
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"And I'd like to reveal my winner"
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"with one last trick."
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"Mmm, does that sound good to you guys?"
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"- Come on, guys! - Yeah!"
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"I'll take the two final cupcakes"
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"and place cups on top of them."
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"Under the third cup, I'll place a sharp spike."
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"- Ouch. - Ooh, it's sharp, guys."
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"All righty."
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"Now, with magnificent speed,"
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"I will shuffle these cups."
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"All right!"
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"Now I will smash the cup"
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"- Yeah! - Yeah!"
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"Let me hear you say, "Smash that cup, Magnificent Kenny.""
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"Smash that cup, Magnificent Kenny."
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"Three."
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"Oh, my God!"
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"Oh, my God, are you okay?"
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"I told you I couldn't do this!"
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"Call 911!"
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"Who won?"
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"Both women have broken up with me."
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"Oh, Dad, I'm sorry."
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"What happened?"
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"they were happy with the arrangement..."
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"Well, yeah. That makes sense."
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"It's okay."
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"I adopted a new friend."
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"Come here, boy. Come here."
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"- Come here. - Whoa!"
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"- Yep. - What's its name?"
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"Coco."
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"Wait, wasn't that Ellen's dog's name?"
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"Yes."
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"You can't name it the same thing."
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"Why not?"
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"I guess you're right."
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"Jesus. Hi, Coco."
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"That's Brian."
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"So..."
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"I've thought about everything."
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"And hosting Clash of the Cupcakes"
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"is definitely a great gig."
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"myself being happy doing that for seven seasons."
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"Seven seasons is a long time."
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"I mean, that's how long The Sopranos was on."
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"And no offense, I don't know if Clash of the Cupcakes"
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"is as good as The Sopranos."
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"So I don't want to host that show."
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"But... I have an idea."
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"When I pitched you my travel show,"
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"you told me you couldn't do it 'cause I'm too much of a new face."
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"And I get that. You're right."
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"what if we did it together?"
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"You're a great face. People know you. They love you."
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"We eat together."
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"BFFs:"
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"Best Food Friends."
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"Best..."
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"Food Friends?"
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"Best Food Friends."
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"Food Friends?"
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"- Really? - I love it!"
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"I love it. It is great!"
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"I mean, I've been dying to figure out a reason"
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"to get back on the road, right?"
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"And it's fresh. It's new."
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"I love it."
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"Oh, my God. Look at you, huh?"
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"This guy, he comes into my office."
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"He slams his balls on my table."
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"Walks out, comes back a few days later,"
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"drops his pants, pisses genius all over my office."
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"You, me, Best Food Friends."
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"Let's do it! Whoo!"
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"- Ha-ha! - Yes."
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"Ciao, Francesca, how are you?"
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