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Clips from Dinosaurs - Charlene's Tale (S02E02)

"(CHUCKLES) I used to have trouble selling books,"
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"-until I read this. -(EXCLAIMS)"
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"MALE VOICE 2 ON TV: Pangaea's watching ABC,"
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"The Antediluvian Broadcasting Company."
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"He's a big city dinosaur detective who leaps through time"
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"to adopt seven interracial children."
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"She's a ghost with seven interracial ghost children of her own."
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"Now, they're all moving to the country to become district attorneys."
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"And watch the sparks fly when mother moves in."
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"It's all, Way Too Complicated! Wednesdays at 8:00."
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"Oh, Mother, you're still mad at them for canceling Thirty Million Something."
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"I'm home."
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"-Hi, Daddy. -Oh, hi, princess."
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"Uh, Daddy did anything come in the mail for me?"
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"-Hmm? -Oh, well, I don't know. Let me check."
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""...gas, electric." Sorry, honey."
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"Oh, wait... Wait a minute."
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"-"To Charlene Sinclair..." -Yeah, uh-huh."
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"-Here you go. -Thank you."
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"Uh, doll house."
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"Nice. (SCOFFS) "Tomato.""
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"Hello there, my family who loves me."
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"So, Robbie, you got any big weekend plans?"
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"Oh, I was thinking of taking Connie Desalvo out,"
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"but you know, I really don't have the money to take her anywhere good."
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"-How much? -Oh, well, a dinner"
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"that was ten bucks nicer would certainly increase my chances,"
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"-of a goodnight kiss. -Here you go, son."
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"-Money well spent. -(BOTH LAUGHING)"
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"Earl Snead Sinclair."
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"He's come to his father for a little sowing assistance,"
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"and I'm glad to give it to him."
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"(EARL GASPING)"
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"(VOCALIZING HAPPILY)"
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"Oops. (SIGHS)"
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"Isn't it just the most lovely night outside?"
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"Charlene, you look very nice tonight, but, um,"
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"I can't help thinking there's something different about you."
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"-EARL: Oh, no. -Hey, Charlene,"
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"-you got something stuck to your butt. -EARL: Oh."
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"-Leave me alone! -Oh, I'm sorry."
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"-Want me to get my staple gun? -Hey!"
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"CHARLENE: Give me my tail, Robbie. FRAN: Robbie!"
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"-Robbie, give it to me! -Ow! Ow! Ow!"
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"-Robbie give me my... (GRUNTS) -(ROBBIE LAUGHING)"
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"(ROBBIE LAUGHING)"
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"Charlene, would you like to talk about this with your father and me?"
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"-No. -Ah, gee, too bad."
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"Oh, Charlene, don't you think you're being ridiculous?"
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"-But I want a tail. -Look, sweetheart,"
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"when you really stop to think about it, is a tail really that important?"
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"-Yes. -Who says so?"
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"Well, the world, magazines,"
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"Charlene, the tail on your backside is not as important,"
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"as the head on your shoulders,"
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"and you've got a good one. And I'm surprised at you for not using it."
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"Mom, you said you were the last one in your class to get your tail."
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"-How did you handle it? -Oh, well..."
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"That was a long time ago, and I'm sure I handled it with grace and dignity."
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"-She tried to throw herself off the roof. -Mother!"
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"She fell right through onto Grandpa Louie, who was cleaning his pipe at the time."
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"We never found the pipe, but Grandpa Louie walked funny after that."
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"your tail will come when it comes,"
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"and until then, you have to live each day to the fullest,"
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"-and make the most... -(SIGHS)"
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"...of every moment of your life."
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"Okay."
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"-Where are you going? -The roof."
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"(SCREECHES)"
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"-So, the ten bucks paid off after all. -(EARL LAUGHS)"
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"-(BABY VOCALIZING) -You love your caveman, don't you?"
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"I love my caveman."
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"-Oh! -(LAUGHING)"
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"Good morning, family."
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"-(ROBBIE LAUGHS) -EARL: Oh."
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"What'd you do, buy the variety pack?"
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"You're wasting your time, Moronasaurus."
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"-It's real! -Uh, real!"
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"Oh, isn't it beautiful, Ma?"
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"-Oh, I'm so happy for you. -Oh, Mom."
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"(STAMMERS)"
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"How long do you think it'll take the boys to notice that I got my tail?"
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"-(DOORBELL RINGS) -Oh, it's the boys! It's the boys!"
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"Our little girl's all grown up. She's blossomed."
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"(SOBS) She's a tomato."
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"Whoa! How am I doing? Do I look good?"
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"-(BABY LAUGHING) -You're doing fine."
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"Are you sure? Cause my date's gonna be here at seven o'clock,"
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"Well, the first rule of having a tail is,"
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"be careful how you turn around."
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"(SHUDDERS) Again!"
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"-CHARLENE: (LAUGHING) What? -Charlene, stop."
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"Let me come to you."
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"So, Mom. When I walk, do I swing it back and forth, or do I just let it drag?"
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"-Nice girls don't swing. -So boys like that?"
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"Mother."
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"-I'm just telling her what's what. -And I'm telling her what's right."
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"Sweetheart..."
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"Just swing it a little, until you get married."
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"-Then you can put it away. -Okay."
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"-Hi. -(GASPS) Oh."
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"-Hi, Daddy. -Yeah, yeah."
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"Hi, honey."
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"We're just preparing Charlene for her first date."
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"-Any words of wisdom? -Date?"
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"Daddy, do you think I should swing it or let it drag?"
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"But I don't want him to get any ideas."
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"So, Dad, you're a guy. What do you think? Swing? Drag? What?"
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"Date?"
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"-They're all for me. -Yeah, yeah."
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"-BABY: Again! -(DISHES CLATTERING)"
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"-(DOOR OPENS) -Oh, Earl."
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"Our little girl's going out on a date."
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"-(DOOR CLOSES) -Why don't you just"
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"put a knife in my head?"
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"Mother, Father, this is my date, Maurice."
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"Hello, Maurice."
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"Hello, Mrs. Sinclair."
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"Well, I can certainly see where Charlene gets her good looks."
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"-(CHUCKLES) -(GASPS) Oh."
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