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Clips from Dinosaurs - Charlene's Tale (S02E02)

"(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)"
Dinosaurs
"Good morning. It's Wednesday, September 20th, 60,000,003 B.C."
Dinosaurs
"Coming up on this half hour, Godzilla will be stopping by"
Dinosaurs
"-Thanks, Dr. Doug. -(LAUGHING)"
Dinosaurs
"Not the Mama."
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"and you only get one, buster."
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"-Dah... -Dah..."
Dinosaurs
"Dah-dah Dee, Daddy, Daddy."
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"-I happen to be in a delightful mood. -Kiss the baby."
Dinosaurs
"-(EARL CHEWING) -And cut that out."
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"my deepest personal feelings,"
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"-into simple words. -Oh!"
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"-So, did I leave anything out, Stump? -(GROWLING)"
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"-Huh? -(CHARLENE ROARS)"
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"Charlene, you snap his neck, you're gonna hear from me."
Dinosaurs
"Mercy! Oh..."
Dinosaurs
"Oh, man! I got spit on my neck."
Dinosaurs
"Good, because no matter how long and gorgeous your tail is,"
Dinosaurs
"eventually it'll end up looking like this."
Dinosaurs
"(GRUNTS IN DISGUST)"
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"Oh, honey, you have to give the boys more credit."
Dinosaurs
"MAN ON TV: And if you subscribe to Dinosaur Sports now,"
Dinosaurs
"the year-end Tail Issue."
Dinosaurs
"We have to talk to Charlene about her tail."
Dinosaurs
"We don't have to talk about this for years."
Dinosaurs
"-Come on, come on. -WORKER: Get out of the tree."
Dinosaurs
"You know, she looks little like Charlene if Charlene had a tail."
Dinosaurs
"What, you mean the woolly one with the tusks?"
Dinosaurs
"Charlene, tail? Hey!"
Dinosaurs
"MALE VOICE 1 ON TV: Dino-Netics: The Science of Selling Books."
Dinosaurs
"Coming this fall on ABC."
Dinosaurs
"Whoa!"
Dinosaurs
"-Jeez, more of the same. -(REMOTE CLICKS)"
Dinosaurs
"-Upstairs playing with your dolls? -Um, yeah, sure."
Dinosaurs
"-Let me see. Okay, "Water," uh... -(SIGHS)"
Dinosaurs
"-Oh, lookee here. -Yeah."
Dinosaurs
"(CHUCKLES) Hey, what is it?"
Dinosaurs
"Oh, Fran, he's just a young fella sowing his wild oats."
Dinosaurs
"Now, I'll take care of the son, and you take care of..."
Dinosaurs
"Oh, Charlene!"
Dinosaurs
"-Robbie, go to your room. -Go on, son."
Dinosaurs
"Let's go, junior. Go fast. Let's go. (GRUNTS)"
Dinosaurs
"movies, television."
Dinosaurs
"The point is,"
Dinosaurs
"(EARL GASPS)"
Dinosaurs
"What? Oh, no, man! Ah! I touched my sister's tail."
Dinosaurs
"Charlene, is it really?"
Dinosaurs
"-(EARL SOBS) -Yes, it grew in last night."
Dinosaurs
"-Yay! -(STAMMERS)"
Dinosaurs
"-Why? -Whee! (GRUNTS)"
Dinosaurs
"You want her to be alone all her life?"
Dinosaurs
"Because I want him to like me."
Dinosaurs
"But I don't want him to think I'm fast. But I do want him to buy me dinner."
Dinosaurs
"-(DOORBELL RINGS) -(GASPS) Oh, that's for me."
Dinosaurs
"I'm back! Mr. Fun! And look, guys, I found the board games."
Dinosaurs
"(SIGHS) Betrayed!"
Dinosaurs
"the queen betrayer."
Dinosaurs
"(SIGHS)"
Dinosaurs
"-Uh, no. -Then tuck me in."
Dinosaurs
"And don't be putting me in no vegetable bin."
Dinosaurs
"I'll come out and kick your big flabby dinosaur butt"
Dinosaurs
"-You've been pacing the floors all night. -You! I'm not even talking to you."
Dinosaurs
"(SIGHS)"
Dinosaurs
"and today, she's little Miss Look-What-I-Got."
Dinosaurs
"Tell her I love her."
Dinosaurs
"If you think I'm gonna pace these floors for the rest of my life,"
Dinosaurs
"You are not going out on any more dates."
Dinosaurs
"Yes, we are."
Dinosaurs
"-Oh. -What did he do to you?"
Dinosaurs
"(WHISPERING) Is that what the kids are calling it now, Fran?"
Dinosaurs
"Honey..."
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"Look, you grow a tail, and all of a sudden,"
Dinosaurs
"And you think these guys are the right guys to go out with?"
Dinosaurs
"Well, actually I was thinking more like a machine gun."
Dinosaurs
"This boy didn't dump you, because he wasn't even dating you."
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"Well, if you want me to."
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"but you'll do in a pinch."
Dinosaurs
"(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)"
Dinosaurs
"You who uses ribs to manipulate others!"
Dinosaurs
"Earl, you knew Charlene was going to grow up someday."
Dinosaurs
"This is not about her. I'm not even thinking about her."
Dinosaurs
"I'm not even worried about Charlene in the least."
Dinosaurs
"Oh, Frannie, yesterday, she was my sweet little girl"
Dinosaurs
"-And that frightens you. -Nothing frightens me, Fran."
Dinosaurs
"I am the Mighty Megalosaurus."
Dinosaurs
"I am the king of all I survey!"
Dinosaurs
"Oh, Frannie,"
Dinosaurs
"I don't know how to be the father of a teenage female thing."
Dinosaurs
"-You're a wonderful father, Earl. -Yeah?"
Dinosaurs
"I was a wonderful father when they were little kids"
Dinosaurs
"and sat on my lap,"
Dinosaurs
"but now, they're not little kids anymore."
Dinosaurs
"And I don't have a lap to sit on anymore."
Dinosaurs
"All I want is my little girl back, Fran."
Dinosaurs
"I want her to still need me."
Dinosaurs
"-I want to hold her and read her stories. -(DOOR OPENS)"
Dinosaurs
"worrying about you out there in the world, little missy, you can forget it."
Dinosaurs
"-Well, that's fine with me. -Then we're in complete agreement."
Dinosaurs
"Why?"
Dinosaurs
"Well, because it was the most humiliating experience of my life."
Dinosaurs
"He dumped me."
Dinosaurs
"He met a girl with a tail that was bigger than mine, and he went off with her"
Dinosaurs
"I walked all the way home."
Dinosaurs
"Oh, well, sweetheart."
Dinosaurs
"...your mother is always right there and knows exactly what to say."
Dinosaurs
"-Good night, Earl. -(GASPS)"
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"-Mom? -Mom!"
Dinosaurs
"(SOMBER MUSIC PLAYING)"
Dinosaurs
"Charlene, why didn't you call me? I'd come to pick you up."
Dinosaurs
"I thought if I walked home, you'd be asleep."
Dinosaurs
"But you waited up."
Dinosaurs
"Well, of course I waited up. What do you think?"
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"I think, if this is what happens, I'm not going out on any more dates."
Dinosaurs
"-Oh, yes, you are. -What?"
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"guys start asking you out."
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"-Yeah. I do. -Well, you're wrong."
Dinosaurs
"Daddy, nature gave me a tail."
Dinosaurs
"Nature thinks I'm old enough to make the right decisions."
Dinosaurs
"Is this the same nature that gave us,"
Dinosaurs
"volcanoes and earthquakes and human beings?"
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