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Clips from Happy Days - The Lemon (S01E01)

"- Hey, we could take you home. - Yeah."
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"Those guys aren't athletes, they're actors."
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"You wanna work in the store?"
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"David and Ricky don't have cars. Beaver doesn't have a car."
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"Howard, at least listen to what he has to say."
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"Now that I'm a father, my wife tells me to listen to my kids."
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"Now, look, Richard, you're old enough to make your own decisions."
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"Wait till you hear the motor."
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"then we push it back home."
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"- Potsie, I got it. I got it. - You sure?"
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"Wrench."
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"Are you kidding? Ralph Malph says they're a sure hickey."
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"The life you save may be mine."
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"- Sorry. - Get back in the front seat."
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"- What are you honking the horn for? - I'm not, it's stuck."
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"- Hi, Mr. Cunningham. - Hi, Ralph."
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"Now, I'd certainly appreciate it if you'd tell me where he is."
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"Okay."
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"Oh, my dear girls. Richard, what happened?"
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"I'll make some hot chocolate."
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"Then blink your lights. Get a waitress over here."
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"In broad daylight?"
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"- Hey, Fonzie. - Hi."
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"It's his folks' car."
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"Let's go inside and eat. I can't stand being insulted on an empty stomach."
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"- Oh, hey, Trudy, Betty. - Hi, fellas."
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"- Hi. - Well, how was the funeral?"
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"How about a burger and a malt?"
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"Hey, girls. How about a ride home?"
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"- Okay. - Sure."
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"- We could give you a ride home. - In that?"
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"Thanks, but it might not be going in our direction."
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"Yeah, we're going forward."
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"This is a good, strong car. How do they think we got here?"
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"Come on, Rich."
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"Who you thinking about taking to the sock hop?"
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"Probably just my socks, unless I can find some wheels."
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"Why don't you just take your parents' car?"
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"They won't let me use it since I tore the window out at the drive-in."
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"Always remember, before you pull out, take the speaker off."
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"I suppose we could just take the bus."
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"Sure. You ever try to tell a girl's mother your bus ran out of gas?"
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"We gotta buy some wheels."
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"Hey, how much money you got?"
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"All I have is $100 in my savings."
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"- Hey, we could go fifty-fifty. I got 75. - That's fifty-fifty?"
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"You can keep the spare tyre at your house. How about it?"
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"You think my father would let me touch my savings for a car?"
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"Talk him into it. Use psychology."
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"Tell him if he doesn't let you, you won't eat for a day."
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"- I couldn't do that. - Why?"
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"- I get a headache if I don't eat. - Oh, Rich."
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"Watch him, watch him. Look out, ref, he's pulling his hair."
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"- Give him the elbow-- - Daddy."
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"Joanie, I'm so sorry, sweetheart,"
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"but that other guy had a fistful of Gorgeous George's curls."
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"Howard, what happened?"
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"Daddy dented my whole body."
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"Oh, Daddy didn't mean it, dear."
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"But you should know not to sit close to Daddy when wrestling is on."
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"I'm sorry, sweetheart."
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"Marion, this'll be over in one more fall."
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"Come and help me in the kitchen, dear, or you'll be the last fall."
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"- Dad. - Look out, look out,"
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"he's rubbing soap in his eyes."
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"What's the matter with you, ref, are you blind?"
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"Turn it off, will you, Richie?"
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"Dad, there's something I'd like--"
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"The whole thing is phoney."
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"The only real person on that whole screen is Hatpin Mary."
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"Here, Dad."
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"What is it, Richie?"
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"Well, Dad, I'm 17 and I think it's time that I learned responsibility."
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"No, I was thinking more along the lines of transportation."
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"- You wanna work on a train? - I wanna buy a car."
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"Oh, Richard, what do you want a car for?"
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"For lots of things. For running errands for Mom."
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"Going necking."
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"I'm sure that's not what Richard wants the car for, Joanie."
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"Mom, Mom, Richie's gonna buy a car."
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"Tell me, where do you plan to get the money"
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"to buy this rolling den of iniquity?"
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"Oh, well, see, Potsie and I are gonna go in on it together."
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"- We've got $175. - How much?"
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"A hundred and seventy-five dollars."
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"I always wanted a Cadillac in the family."
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"It would be nice to have a second car, Howard."
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"Now, why should our son be any different?"
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"I know it would be a big responsibility, but that's what you always say I need."
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"It'd help me mature, it'd help me learn how to take care of things."
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"You're gonna be depending on me someday."
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"Don't threaten me, Richard."
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"Me, listen?"
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"When I was a kid, my mother used to tell me to listen to my father."
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"A lot of boys Richard's age have their own cars."
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"Let's just forget I ever even brought it up."
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"All I can do is offer you advice."
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"I suggest that you finish high school and college,"
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"get yourself a job,"
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"then you'll have enough money to buy yourself a decent car."
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"That's my opinion. But you weigh the pros and the cons"
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"and I'll go along with whatever you decide."
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"Terrific. I'm gonna call Potsie and tell him we can get the car."
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"I'm glad he's not rushing into this."
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"Well, Dad, isn't it a beaut?"
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"- I'm speechless. - Pretty neat, huh, Mr. C.?"
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"How much did the dealer pay you to take it off his hands?"
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"We paid 175 for it."
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"Yeah, it was 225, but the guy let us have a break on it."
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"Yeah, he sure let you have it, all right."
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"How do you like the eagle?"
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"Looks like he's waiting for a chance to jump off."
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"That was the best part of the deal."
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"The eagle probably cost as much as the car."
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"Oh, I believe that."
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"Tell me something, aren't these tyres a little thin?"
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"Yeah, it'll be great for peeling out."
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"- Peeling out? - He means pulling out."
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"Safe and slow, just like you're always telling us."
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"They don't make them like this anymore."
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