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Clips from M*A*S*H - Dear Dad (S01E01)

"Oh, Frank!"
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"-Oh! —Mmm!"
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"Oh! Aah! Aah!"
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"Someone sawed through these legs!"
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"There‘s pudding in the pillow."
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"— Oh, boy, I‘m gonna get them... for this! — [ Groaning]"
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"I‘ll get ‘em all, each and every dirty——"
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"[ freaking]"
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"0h, Frank! [Screams]"
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"— [ Frank, Hot Lips Continue, lndistinct] — Good night, Trapper."
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"[Man ] A reminder that the 4077th Christmas party..."
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"So everyone turn out to meet the kids. Santa will be there too."
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",L‘ [ yingle Bells "]"
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"[Conversation lndistinct]"
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"Would you hold this, please ?"
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"Uh, Pierce ?"
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"Pierce ? Captain Pierce!"
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"Pierce! Are you crazy?"
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"Why you—— you are a moral degenerate!"
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"Santa Claus?"
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"Well, the man‘s a beast, an animal."
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"Yeah, every bit ofhim."
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"Any good ?"
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"I think ifwe could get her away from Frank, she could become a major kisser."
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"— That‘s what she‘s doing now. — Oh, yeah."
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"You realize ifmy father sees this, you‘ll have to marry me."
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"|wou|dn‘t marryyou for five dollars."
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"How‘s our house?"
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"— Standing room only. — Great."
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"Okay. Help me with my bag, okay?"
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"— Santa can‘t play favorites. — Hold it! Radar, where‘s that——"
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"— Here, sir. — There‘s a squad pinned down on Hill 28. They‘re caught in cross fire."
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"— The corporal‘s been hit bad and needs cutting pronto. — [Hawkeye]Howdo lget there .7"
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"— Chopper‘s waiting. — Here you go, Santa."
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"—Wait a minute. I‘ll go. — No, it‘s a chest wound. It‘d better be Pierce."
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"— You betcha. — Here you go."
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"Hey..."
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"Tell me when you see me."
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"‘Tis the day before Christmas, Dad, and I‘d much rather be in the house."
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"Just too many creatures stirring around here for my comfort."
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"was winding up flying into battle dressed as Kris Kringle."
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"But then those kids down there are in the last place they ever figured."
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"Holy cow!"
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"And you said there was no Santa Claus, huh?"
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""Trapper " Mc/n tyre. .."
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"Henry Blake..."
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"even Frank Burns..."
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"future used—car dealer Radar O’Reilly..."
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"Corporal Klinger .."
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"all the ladies of the ensemble..."
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"and of course, me,"
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"your loving son and unsuccessful draft dodger,"
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"Hawkeye."
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"If war was hell in Sherman ’5 day, you can imagine what it is now."
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"Retractor."
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"Thanks to these regulations, all of us know precisely what to do..."
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"— Hey, hey! — Whoo!"
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"[Laughing]"
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"— [ Trapper] Uh, sir .7 — Mm—hmm?"
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"Yo, Hawk!"
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"[Grunting, Groaning]"
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"[ Whistle Blowing]"
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"— He‘s exhausted. — Okay. Where‘s the guy that exhausted him?"
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"— ,;‘[ 70y To The World"] — Another step, and I‘ll take us both out."
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"When filling out G.|. insurance forms,"
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"Our nurses are a great bunch ofgirls——"
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"/ wouldn’t mind making a grab for her myself"
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"Mmm!"
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"Don‘t even think it."
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"Oh! |—|‘m sorry, Margaret. |——"
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"F—Forget that I said that. I did not say that."
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"0h, / ’ll get them, / ’ll get them, / ’ll get them I"
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"It was a Christmas present. |fyou‘d like, I can do it into a stocking."
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"What’s the idea givin’ Hot Lips mouth—to—mouth resuscitation .7"
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""l’m Confessin’ That / Love You. ""
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"You‘ve got golden hands, Margaret."
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"— It‘s lookin‘ good, Red. —Wait till it‘s finished."
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"in case we‘re ever attacked by the French or the Indians."
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"They‘re gettin‘ too hip."
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"in an attempt to give this cesspool a Yuletide look."
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"That‘s a good idea, Frank, but some ofthose girls have been waiting for months."
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"That‘s right. Let the others get theirs."
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"Frank plays it very cool at all times."
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"—C|ark Gable? — Ha ha ha!"
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"There‘s an extra nurse on the bottom. Save her for me."
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"— Oh. Let me give you a hand. — Would you, please, sir?"
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"[Blows]"
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"— Where did you get that? — Nurse McCarthy give it to me, sir."
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",L‘ [ "The First Noel " ]"
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"Father Mulcah y..."
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"Ifthis keeps up, I was thinking ofasking the army for a raise."
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"There are certain rules in this man‘s army..."
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"All right, people. Let‘s settle down."
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"we come to the matter offamily reproduction."
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"A woman of considerable passion, she is also a stick/er for military correctness."
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"but it was the last thing Frank would admit."
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"Good night, Hawkeye."
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"Frankly, the last thing I‘d figured when I went to med school..."
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"if| don‘t see you... merry Christmas."
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"P.S., Dad, I almost forgot to wish you a merry Christmas from everyone at MASH——"
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"He and Hot Lips had a date the other night,"
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