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Clips from Shameless - Killer Carl (S01E01)

"to have..."
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"Hungarian night."
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"and toltott tojas and rakott krumpli!"
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"Mom..."
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"it's Parents Night at school tonight."
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"Right."
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"Right. I will be there, sweetie."
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"I've been working"
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"towards that."
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"That's right, I have it right on my calendar."
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"busy, busy, but I will be there."
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"Dad, will you join us at Parents Night tonight?"
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"Me?"
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"Not you, fuckface."
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"I was talking to Daddy Frank."
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"Daddy Frank, will you come?"
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"Oh... no, no,"
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"ladies... I don't do school."
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"We all have our phobias, and school is mine."
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"All of it."
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"Textbooks full of falsehoods,"
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"teachers' unions"
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"full of thugs,"
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"who still use words like "irregardless.""
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"Not for me."
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"However,"
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"the crepes... merci."
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"Uh, regarding dinner, why not just move it up,"
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"do the Hungarian thing"
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"at 5:00?"
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"What do you say?"
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"Well, think it over. Whatever."
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"I'll be back before 5:00. I got a meeting."
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"I have a session today."
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"I'm gonna have a breakthrough,"
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"I can see it."
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"Yeah, come on..."
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"and I will slit your throat while you sleep."
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"I'm coming."
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"Warren. Debbie."
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"Lip upstairs? Yeah."
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"they all end up in the same place."
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"Who was at the door?"
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"Warren for Lip."
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"Don't worry about the ketchup and stuff."
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"- Just the milk and the meat. - All right, enough hot water"
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"for at last one more shower."
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"Did Carl blow up the neighborhood again?"
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"No, I forgot to pay the bill."
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"happens to the best of us."
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"Not to me, okay?"
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"I-I'm not like this."
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"Like what? Distracted."
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"Yeah, by what?"
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"Well, you're the only new thing in the mix."
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"Really!"
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"I... hey..."
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"I will make a coffee run after I finish."
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"Fine. Okay?"
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"Lip! Feet on the floor!"
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"Lip?"
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"Warren."
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"Where's my paper?"
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"Where's my money?"
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"I got it."
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"Okay."
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"I want to see it."
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"$35, right?"
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"No, $50."
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"Ching chow choon chow"
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"cho ching wang hang fo.... Stop speaking"
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"I never said $35."
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"Not for the paper I wrote you last month,"
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"not for the paper I wrote you last semester,"
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"not for this one."
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"All right? It's $50."
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"Can you do $36?"
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"No."
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"- $38? - Oh..."
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"Warren..."
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"once again proving that Koreans are the Asian Jews."
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"That's racist."
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"No. Facts cannot be racist."
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"Many Irish are drunks."
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"Many French smell."
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"Most Chinese hate children."
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"That's why they sell them to Americans."
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"is that you, the one Korean I know,"
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"made a deal of 50 bucks"
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"for an original essay about The Great"
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"goddamn Gatsby, yet..."
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"Okay? So..."
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"I want you to give me $50"
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"or GFY."
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"GFY?"
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"Go Fuck Yourself."
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"You're short again. What?"
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"Gone, out the door without being paid for."
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"Soup,"
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"salt... people are stealing salt, Kash, what the hell?"
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"and get yourself some juice."
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"Boys, stay right where you are."
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"You need to hear this."
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"Other than genetic markers for heart disease and bad teeth,"
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"this dump is the sum total of what we're leaving you."
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"The shoplifting is out of hand..."
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"$320 in one week."
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"This is not a food bank."
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"What are you doing when all this thievery is taking place?"
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"You playing Brickbreaker on your phone?"
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"Do I need to get the security cameras fixed?"
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"'Cause that's a $2,500 bill we cannot afford."
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"Do me a favor while I take the kids to school..."
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"grow a pair."
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"Come on, boys."
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"You sure this is it?"
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"When the kids leave."
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"We can take some of the money that we spent on diapers,"
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"Don't you like candy and cars?"
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"Okay, cool."
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