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Clips from Shameless - Killer Carl (S01E01)

"Last week on Shameless, this is what we were doing:"
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"Never gonna get him out."
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"When I get back, I want the new stock shelved with all the"
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"where you live with Linda and the kids."
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"I'm gay, dude, not queer."
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"Five hundred and eight-seven dollars."
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"I told Richie that your rates went up."
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"I am going to a wedding today."
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"♪ But it's not like that anymore ♪"
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"♪ What is this downside ♪"
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"♪ But it's not like that anymore ♪"
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"♪ What is this feeling ♪"
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"Mm."
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"Mm."
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"Hello, Liam."
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"How you doin', huh?"
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"Didn't Fiona tell you to stop electrocuting dolls?"
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"Well, first I cut off the crusts..."
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"You didn't make a sound."
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"Big family; thin walls."
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"But one day a pioneer that really wanted to get freaky...Steve..."
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"Focus."
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"Hector's at the pole again!"
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"She just forgot to pay it."
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"So..."
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"The banana and blueberry are spectacular. Oh!"
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"We are going"
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"All right? We're gonna have hurka Mm!"
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"I circled it. I've just been, I've just been"
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"and tenured imbeciles"
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"Karen? Sweetie?"
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"I'm gonna be there, okay?"
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"Keep laughing,"
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"Carl, eat."
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"Don't organize, okay? After you eat them,"
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"Hey..."
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"Wait, am I actually distracting Fiona Gallagher?"
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"Time for school, okay?"
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"fake Korean, Warren."
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"once again, you're trying to get me to lower my agreed-upon price."
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"Kids, why don't you go in the back"
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"Yeah. Can I please go now?"
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"Oh, Liam, we got to get you onto this potty!"
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"and we can buy you candy, and cars!"
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"Hey, let me help."
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"When Liam starts holding his breath and squinting,"
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"He's always flush during S.A.T. season."
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"I'm taking it for someone else after school today,"
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"but, uh, there's another session in two weeks."
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"I need it. For what?"
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"I sound more mature on the phone."
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"Nothing. Hey, bat stays here."
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"Why do we keep having this conversation?"
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"Catholics... look at 'em all."
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"They replicate like rabbits."
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"Who forgot what?"
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"This is a dangerous neighborhood."
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"Put the bat down,"
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"and tell him to get us the six grand he owes."
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"What?"
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"Three weeks."
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"I understand. It's good."
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"Children need to know their parents care"
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"I'm ready."
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"You're gonna take care of this. Now."
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"He's a boy."
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"This is what boys do!"
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"When I was growing up,"
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"I have never been threatened by teachers,"
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"I am fed up with these pangender hermaphrodites"
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"Well, do your research!"
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"the sooner we'll have a civilization worth celebrating."
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"♪ I feel the power of the Lord within me ♪"
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"I know you think he won't,"
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"Frank!"
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"Frank! Stop! Frank! Hey! Gimme it back!"
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"God! Ah, fuck!"
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"My hammy!"
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"some curry."
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"we go find some fresh chicken?"
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"Uh-huh?"
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"Okay."
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"Parents Night's tonight and they want Frank"
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"I'll text ya later?"
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"Make it dirty."
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"No."
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"Well, to master the art of the book report,"
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"you just take any novel, no matter when it was written,"
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"Haven't come back yet."
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"Any day now."
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"It's Frank. Frank?"
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"Okay, good. I'm fine."
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"Where's that papier-mache?"
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"Right here."
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"The kids have been making papier-mache sculptures"
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"is a budding psychosis. I..."
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"to his father or his mother."
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"here at this school, and I have never once met a parent!"
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"Not once! Who in the hell is raising this degenerate?"
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"for you to worship them,"
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"they're asking you to validate them"
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"to waste their lives as educators."
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"Uh... looking for Frank."
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"Oh. ...raising money for paralyzed kids,"
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"Let's see."
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"where's Frank?"
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"Frank?"
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"Geez."
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"Oh, heads up, man."
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"Mickey's father is in prison now, all right?"
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"What, so you're just going to let him keep coming in here,"
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"and take what he wants?"
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"It's the cost of doing business."
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"Hey, hey..."
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"We're cowards."
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"We're smart men in a stupid world."
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"Badly."
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"if Frank doesn't show,"
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"Why don't I come tonight and pretend to be him?"
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"Okay? I-I'll see you later."
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