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Clips from Shameless - Killer Carl (S01E01)

"I'm thinking I scored you, like, a 2,200."
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"Later."
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"Morgan."
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"I'm an investigator"
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"Yeah, I know. Oh, you do?"
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"Oh... right."
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"Yeah, I know my shit."
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"Freezing my gonads off, that's what."
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"Distract them and we'll talk."
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"Promise me you'll come to school for me tonight and I'll do it."
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"Where the hell were you?"
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"Nowhere, I..."
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"Who?"
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"We're closed."
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"I cannot thank you enough for representing"
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"And make sure you ask lots of questions"
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"You're gonna get mail on that."
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"I lived a lot of years before I met you."
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"Now hold it like you want to do something with it."
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"Right shoulder."
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"Neck... Face."
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"Heart."
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"that we are a family that is thriving."
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"We just opened the letter today."
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"on a nine-year-old to deliver important correspondence?"
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"and a meeting with his legal guardian is the next step."
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"Please, you can't do this."
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"I mean, he loves school."
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"Pounding, pounding, pounding relentlessly."
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"the paperwork so that we can become"
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"Think of U as in F."
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"As in fucked."
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"who makes me believe in the existence of Satan."
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"Get a breath of fresh air?"
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"It was the night the Bears were playing Green Bay."
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"There was an after..."
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"Second team all-state in the mile."
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"Sell a kidney, prostitute your 12-year-old,"
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"The kids call 'em Mr. G's turtles."
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"Shit, man, they don't even know"
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"The summer of 1979."
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"Yeah, they made great music."
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"from this Skidmore chick..."
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"Man... this is some good shit."
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"You know, we're gonna turn Carl around."
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"high-quality medicine such as this,"
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"I want to say hi to Daddy. Daddy!"
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"Hello, pumpkin!"
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"We love you, and we need you in this family."
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"In this house."
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"and punching and hurting people."
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"Get you out on the ice."
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"Oh."
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"She is."
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"be the woman she's supposed to be"
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"My Frank."
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"then one day, when you really need me to show up, I won't."
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"Fuck, you'll go straight to the pros!"
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"Please..."
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"Get him back inside!"
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"What the hell is going on?"
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"I was just joking."
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"Okay?"
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"Does rape count?"
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"I was acquitted."
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"Turns out I can't afford"
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"to live somewhere else and support you two."
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"Why can't you stay with Uncle Ray?"
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"labels facing the same direction."
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"We're gonna have a whole night together to celebrate."
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"This is your house..."
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"I'm taking the PSAT's for some Polish kid over in Ridgedale?"
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"So he's giving you $150."
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"See you in three hours. Be out in two."
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"I am really gonna do it this time."
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"You're coming, Mom?"
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"I'll just get you a piece of cake, Mom."
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"That would just be..."
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"♪ Think of all the luck you got ♪"
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"♪ Know that it's not for naught ♪"
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"♪ You were beaming once before ♪"
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"♪ That you speak of? ♪"
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"♪ Round up the friends you got ♪"
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"♪ You were willing once before ♪"
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"♪ You're so... sure of? ♪"
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"Mm."
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"Brush your teeth; I want to play."
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"Smoothie. Thanks."
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"They have to pay for their sins."
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"You almost there?"
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"What? I got to make lunches."
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"Oh, tell me more."
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"- Uh-huh. - ...and then I put the apple slices in a baggie..."
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"Oh, don't stop."
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"You look amazing."
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"Hurry up."
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"I don't want to go before you."
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"I already had a couple."
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"When you consider how humans evolved,"
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"they were probably used to mating in public."
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"What? What? Steve, I'm late."
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"Damn it! Carl!"
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"It's not me!"
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"Hector!"
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"Hey, Hector..."
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"is there any way that you could..."
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"I can't this time, Fiona."
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"Not the first time we got shut off; won't be the last."
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"Is there any way that you can scrape the money together today?"
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"We have it."
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"I took an extra shift yesterday, and I just spaced it."
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"Call my cell phone when you pay it,"
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"I'll swing back at the end of the day."
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"Thanks, Hector."
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""Arts and Leisure"? So I can read about"
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"pagan-worshipping actors complaining about how America sucks?"
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"I'll stick to my steroid-riddled athletes, thank you."
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"what's the verdict?"
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"So good, Mom. Really?"
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"So, tonight we are going to go off the beaten path."
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