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Clips from It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia (2005) - Time's Up for the Gang (S13E13)

"CHARLIE: Come on, hurry up, guys. I want to get a good seat."
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"DENNIS: What do you mean you want to get..."
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"I mean, I'm not saying it doesn't happen to, like,"
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"loads of women all the time,"
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"but I don't harass anybody, so why am I here?"
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"of unsafe places for women."
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"And we can't have that, okay?"
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"The future of Paddy's depends on us completing this seminar."
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"Everything is graded by points, right?"
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"have won the Super Bowl, right?"
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"but I encourage you to keep your minds open..."
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"Statute of limitations."
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"Okay. I'm just trying to get through the introduction here,"
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"from the last act, depending on the state and..."
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"-Frank! -What?"
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"DENNIS: Hold on a second there."
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"KATE: Yes, that's right."
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"FRANK: Nevada, huh?"
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"and the rest will be led by my associate Alan."
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"-to keep tabs on you guys. -Don't worry, Dennis."
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"-Oh, go Birds, go Birds. -All right, fine, go Birds. Yes."
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"Look, just sit here and do nothing."
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"-Oh! Oh! Alan! -Alan! Alan! Alan!"
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"-Uh, so, uh... -Alan! Alan!"
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"-Thank you. -[Charlie groans]"
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"Now, can anyone tell me what the boss did wrong there?"
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"Yeah. He mumbled his lines."
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"Uh, no, sorry. I mean in the scenario."
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"-He-he used vulgar language. -That is correct."
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"-What? Why? -No, no, no, the employee"
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"Okay. Uh, let's... [laughs] ...let's switch gears."
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"Just, uh, uh, take a seat."
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"Great. So, you check IDs. That-that sort of thing."
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"I'm not in the scenario."
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"-We're good. We're good. -Yeah, we're okay."
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"Okay. So what's my character?"
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"Yeah, but why?"
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"What a waste of money. What are you gonna..."
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"-I'm here for revenge. -Okay. Sure."
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"-That was great, right? -You got me, like, a foot off the ground."
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"Why-why would you call the police?"
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"-Really? -Assault? -[clock ticking]"
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"No. Dee, Dee. I did not assault you."
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"Please tell Alan that I did not assault you."
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"you-you've got a big problem, all right?"
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"No! Dee. No."
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"wasn't coined until 1975,"
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"-Sorry. -[chuckles] You really know your history."
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"-So who could tell me... -DEE: [clears throat] Hey."
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"Um, federal law really only recognizes"
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"two types of sexual harassment:"
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"I was sweating through my clothes."
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"I don't know why, I just don't."
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"I really did a number on her."
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"-You... -Oh, I wish I was dead."
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"Did you see that? Did you see..."
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"Their powers are growing. Okay?"
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"Now, we got to start taking this more seriously, okay?"
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"Just don't say or do anything."
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"the two types of sexual harassment?"
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"No! Uh, groping and-and dick pics."
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"uh, based right here in Philadelphia."
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"-who works at a local coffee shop. -[clock ticking]"
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"Now, i-in this particular instance, this waitress"
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"Y-You know, 'cause, for... She doesn't realize"
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"Hold on a second. Now, this is just a-this is just"
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"15 years later, when she needed a baby, like,"
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"really bad, and she'd been in and out of, like,"
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"All right, look, are you trying to tell me that no matter what,"
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"The boss."
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"Uh, yeah, technically, don't, like, I get, like, a free pass"
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"He did get molested by his Uncle Jack."
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"-I dodged him. -Oh, no, he got you. He got you."
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"-I got molested by Dee. -What?!"
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"she banged me, and I didn't want to do it."
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"-There you go. -Wait, wait. You had sex with Charlie?"
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"-Yeah. -Yeah, yeah."
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"-but it was consensual. -It was not!"
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"-Oh, yeah, I can see that. Yeah. -So, you know."
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"-I don't... Not to me. -Y-You didn't tell me to stop."
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""Let me do my thing. I can't, I can't get off"
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"with you moving and talking and shit.""
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"Oh, shit. Yup. That's ringing a bell."
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"It doesn't work that way, 'cause I'm a woman and you're the man."
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"Is that what happened here?"
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"because I'm totally confused about..."
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"What? Are you kidding me? After all of this,"
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"I ended up firing her?"
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"Hey, Larry? How soon can you get to the Hyatt?"
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"everybody take a deep breath."
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"Here's a statistic for you:"
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"[dramatic music plays]"
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"Now, see, here's a, here's a graph of ugliness"
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"as it relates to time."
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"Oh. Mildly sexual, but innocuous enough, yeah."
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"Is it your fault? I don't think so."
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"[bell dings]"
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"Now, I know what you're thinking."
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"You're thinking, "How do I know if I'm ugly?"
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"probably best to assume that you are."
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"Now here's the part where you say,"
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""But, Dennis, I can't be ugly,"
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"I'm rich.""
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"all day long, right? And he gets away with it"
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"-[bell dings] -"But, Dennis," you're saying,"
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"and it doesn't matter how much"
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"Okay, it's never gonna happen. All right?"
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""But Dennis, I can't be ugly. I'm a hopeless romantic.""
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"nothing--more unattractive than desperation."
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"No, talking about you. No."
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"-[bell dings] -"But Dennis..."
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"I'm neither. Yeah, you see that?"
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"Not taking questions right now, Mac."
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"Point is, I keep my body tight."
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"But I also keep my life tight."
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"So you're asking yourself, "What can I do to save myself now?""
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"You're a monster."
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"-Yeah. -Yeah."
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"Pretty drastic move to publicly expose us,"
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"I'm just saying we need to be more careful"
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