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Clips from Magnum, P.I. - China Doll (S01E01)

"Sailor, sir. Want a date? Want to really have a good time? Couple of drinks, maybe?"
Magnum, P.I.
"Hey, Duffy.! Long time, no see. When'd you dock?"
Magnum, P.I.
"You Choi?"
Magnum, P.I.
"[ Audience Cheering, Hooting ]"
Magnum, P.I.
"What is she to you anyway?"
Magnum, P.I.
"[ Groans ]"
Magnum, P.I.
"[ Whistling, Cheering ]"
Magnum, P.I.
"They upchuck all over my new upholstery, guess who's gonna clean it, Thomas."
Magnum, P.I.
"What did you do? What you always do!"
Magnum, P.I.
"but T.C. was gonna start in on Mai Ling again, and I didn't want to hear it."
Magnum, P.I.
"T.C., that China doll, as you call her,"
Magnum, P.I.
"happens to be an expert on ancient..."
Magnum, P.I.
"Harold. Uh, pilot."
Magnum, P.I.
"Am I replacing a paying passenger? Maybe."
Magnum, P.I.
"you would offer to give me gas money."
Magnum, P.I.
"That hurts, T.C. That really hurts."
Magnum, P.I.
"Anything else you want to know, there's a tour guide back there somewhere."
Magnum, P.I.
"Fares like this-- Nah, forget it."
Magnum, P.I.
"You got it? Don't you think you ought to use a half hitch there?"
Magnum, P.I.
"[ Bell Jingles ]"
Magnum, P.I.
"And it is."
Magnum, P.I.
"T.C."
Magnum, P.I.
"I'm so sorry."
Magnum, P.I.
"There is no one by that name here."
Magnum, P.I.
"When?"
Magnum, P.I.
"Mai Ling, this is Higgins. He kind of takes care of the place."
Magnum, P.I.
"[ Higgins Speaking Chinese ]"
Magnum, P.I.
"But the thought of you protecting a beautiful woman, you must admit--"
Magnum, P.I.
"- Mai Ling. - That's not a dynasty."
Magnum, P.I.
"When? just now, Higgins. Just now."
Magnum, P.I.
"Excuse me, sir. Yeah."
Magnum, P.I.
"A protector!"
Magnum, P.I.
"I wouldn't exactly call Higgins a friend."
Magnum, P.I.
"I mean, I've only briefly met them, but underneath, I sense something..."
Magnum, P.I.
"adventurous, perhaps even dangerous."
Magnum, P.I.
"It's what makes you so, uh, exciting."
Magnum, P.I.
"but I do know you lied to Higgins about the seal."
Magnum, P.I.
"Snow pea, I've patched and stitched these two jokers so many times in 'Nam,"
Magnum, P.I.
"I know 'em better than their mamas. [ Groans ]"
Magnum, P.I.
"What did he look like? Like I said,"
Magnum, P.I.
"I'll explain in the car."
Magnum, P.I.
"Anything he wants, Rick, it's on me."
Magnum, P.I.
"What are you gonna pay with? Your marker?"
Magnum, P.I.
"Phew."
Magnum, P.I.
"On her deathbed, the empress gave the Soul of Sung to a courtier."
Magnum, P.I.
"until another royal dynasty sat again..."
Magnum, P.I.
"my Cousin Pin will take over."
Magnum, P.I.
"You know, you could've told me, Mai Ling."
Magnum, P.I.
"[ Dings ]"
Magnum, P.I.
"[ Chinese ] Uh, Mai Ling. English, please."
Magnum, P.I.
"The tong murdered a merchant sailor last night on Hotel Street."
Magnum, P.I.
"and then you can be with me."
Magnum, P.I.
"Han?"
Magnum, P.I.
"Mai Ling? Mai Ling."
Magnum, P.I.
"so I opened the safe, ran from the dogs..."
Magnum, P.I.
"[ Phone Ringing ]"
Magnum, P.I.
"Wait a minute. Wait."
Magnum, P.I.
"Mai Ling."
Magnum, P.I.
"- You mean it's a fake? - I didn't say that. I said--"
Magnum, P.I.
"- Up! Take us up! - Huh?"
Magnum, P.I.
"- Pin Ling? - [ Speaking Chinese ]"
Magnum, P.I.
"Ah. Mai Ling."
Magnum, P.I.
"I wanted to apologize for having lied to you about the vase."
Magnum, P.I.
"You'll have to get into the safe first, Magnum."
Magnum, P.I.
"- Halt! - [ Cheering ]"
Magnum, P.I.
"[ Growling ]"
Magnum, P.I.
"And watch his eyes. He blinks before he strikes."
Magnum, P.I.
"The Chinese Communists and Nationalists..."
Magnum, P.I.
"would both give millions for it."
Magnum, P.I.
"And what, pray tell, are you doing with this one?"
Magnum, P.I.
"He has agreed to be my protector."
Magnum, P.I.
"You hired Magnum? He's my protector."
Magnum, P.I.
"He's your protect-- [ Laughs ]"
Magnum, P.I.
"[ Grunting ]"
Magnum, P.I.
"[ Chattering ]"
Magnum, P.I.
"Sailor, how about it? Do you want to know me, have a good time?"
Magnum, P.I.
"[ Applause ]"
Magnum, P.I.
"[ Cheering ]"
Magnum, P.I.
"[ Whistling ] [ Man ] Koko."
Magnum, P.I.
"Midnight."
Magnum, P.I.
"Any me mates about? Not yet."
Magnum, P.I.
"But there's a malihini Pake at number three."
Magnum, P.I.
"[ Whistling, Cheering ]"
Magnum, P.I.
"[ Hooting, Hollering ]"
Magnum, P.I.
"Well, let's get to it."
Magnum, P.I.
"I was told in Hong Kong that you'd pay 5,000 American..."
Magnum, P.I.
"for the location of one Mai Ling."
Magnum, P.I.
"Since you're sittin' at my table, I take it I was right."
Magnum, P.I.
"[ Laughing ]"
Magnum, P.I.
"Oh, don't tell me, mate. Don't tell me."
Magnum, P.I.
"Let me guess. Which one of the arts is it?"
Magnum, P.I.
"Uh, tae won do?"
Magnum, P.I.
"Shotokan? Uh, kung fu?"
Magnum, P.I.
"Shito-ryu?"
Magnum, P.I.
"Whichever it is, it don't scare me none, rice ball, 'cause I've fought 'em all,"
Magnum, P.I.
"from Singapore to Yokohama, and I ain't been whipped yet."
Magnum, P.I.
"So don't get cute,"
Magnum, P.I.
"or I'll break your fingers like they was chopsticks."
Magnum, P.I.
"Now,"
Magnum, P.I.
"we was discussing Mai Ling."
Magnum, P.I.
"I know where she is."
Magnum, P.I.
"And for 5,000 American..."
Magnum, P.I.
"and that bit of gold and jade hanging round your neck,"
Magnum, P.I.
"so can you."
Magnum, P.I.
"[ Cheering, Hooting Continue ]"
Magnum, P.I.
"[ Sighs ]"
Magnum, P.I.
"Runaway wife?"
Magnum, P.I.
"Sister?"
Magnum, P.I.
"You don't talk much, do ya?"
Magnum, P.I.
"[ Chuckling ] But you sure do know how to count."
Magnum, P.I.
"She's on Kauai."
Magnum, P.I.
"It's called Treasures of the Dove. You cannot miss it."
Magnum, P.I.
"[ Cheering, Hooting Continue ]"
Magnum, P.I.
"It's called wing chun."
Magnum, P.I.
"[ T.C. ] You know, Thomas, chasing a China doll can be fun,"
Magnum, P.I.
"if she wants to be caught."
Magnum, P.I.
"T.C., do you have to fly into the sun?"
Magnum, P.I.
"Do I what? Have to fly into the sun?"
Magnum, P.I.
"I was out all night on a divorce case, and I'm tired."
Magnum, P.I.
"Aw! Well, no, suh, massa, suh."
Magnum, P.I.
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