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Clips from Fantasy Island (1977) - King for a Day/Instant Family (S01E01)

"And some people play... deadly tricks, if you get my meaning."
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"Well,"
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"long may our two countries remain friendly neighbors."
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"Your Majesty."
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"Is-Is it just possible that we might be able..."
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"to negotiate the tax on Carpathé perfume."
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"Possible? Anything is possible."
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"Thank you, Your Majesty."
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"Well?"
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"He's Albert, all right."
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"but the playboy has grown into a man."
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"This is the last of the laundry, and the kids are just finishing up the dishes."
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"I thought they finished an hour ago."
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"That was before I found out they cleaned them by having Igor lick the food off."
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"- [ Exclaims ] Oh, children! - [ Brakes Squeal ]"
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"Hurry. It's your parents. Quick. Come on, kids. Get in there."
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"Oh!"
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"Oh. [ Murmurs ] Okay."
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"Once upon a time, there were three bears--"
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"Mama Bear, Papa Bear and Baby Bear."
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"Oh, hello, Dr. Block. We didn't hear you come up."
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"Good evening, Mother. Good evening, Father."
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"Gail was just reading us a story."
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"Uh-huh, so I see."
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"Are you sure we've come to the right place?"
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"[ Conrad ] Sure, we have."
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"[ Clears Throat ] Then, in that case, your thesis really works."
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"Well, of course it does."
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"Ah, well, then, I just have two questions."
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"Why is the book your daughter is reading upside-down?"
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"[ Clears Throat ] And wh-why is there a seal in my closet?"
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"[ Barking ]"
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"[ Sighs ]"
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"Well, I'm glad it didn't rain earlier today,"
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"spoil our picnic."
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"All the way-- the whole terrific weekend."
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"Now it's back to leaky faucets,"
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"You know, when I said it was terrific just now,"
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"I-- I didn't mean being treated like a king."
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"What, uh-- What are you gonna do now?"
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"I mean, how long do you think you can keep them fooled?"
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"Long enough, I hope."
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"Sooner or later, there's bound to be another government like Soro's."
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"They'll find out that there is no king,"
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"and you won't have a country anymore."
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"Look,"
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"And Topeka, Kansas, is not a magic kingdom."
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"Oh, it's crazy."
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"I was just about to..."
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"ask you to... marry me..."
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"- You too, Ernie? - What?"
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"I'd love to be a plumber's wife or anything with you."
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"But right now, there are a lot of people depending on me."
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"Everybody believed that you were the king, even Soro."
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"A gentler, nicer, more considerate king..."
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"they never knew when Albert was alive."
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"I think I know what you're about to say, but--"
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"Would you go ahead and say it anyway, because... I don't believe it yet."
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"I realize that Carpathia..."
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"isn't half as big as the city of Topeka..."
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"and you'd have to go by the name of Albert instead of Ernie."
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"Oh, I have no right to ask you."
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"Oh, yes, you do."
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"My whole adult life, I've--"
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"I have never said this to a woman..."
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"and really meant it."
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"But... I do love you."
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"I guess what I'm saying is that,"
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"Your Royal Majesty, if--"
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"if you want a king..."
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"who in his spare time..."
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"can repair all the plumbing in the castle,"
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"Well, I--"
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"I guess... I'm your guy."
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"You're welcome. Miss Grayson. Thank you."
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"Well, ladies, I hope you enjoyed your visit. We certainly did."
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"I learned an awful lot, Mr. Roarke. Well, we both did."
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"I start next week, despite making every mistake possible."
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"He felt that if I could bring his three kids together..."
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"on a joint effort like they had to make,"
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"I must have something to offer after all."
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"Oh, I am so pleased. Oh, thank you."
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"One thesis-- from me to you."
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"Good-bye, Tattoo. Good-bye, Miss Grayson."
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"Ah. Good morning. Good morning."
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"Your Royal Highnesses."
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"You know, when I came here, I never expected a fantasy..."
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"that would last for the rest of my life."
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"And I never expected to leave with King Albert."
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"I am pleased you're both so happy..."
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"and, uh, in love."
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"Thank you very much for fixing the plumbing in Bungalow Number 4."
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"Oh, forget it."
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"Thank you very much. Au revoir."
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"You asked a king to fix the plumbing?"
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"Well, the queen didn't know how."
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"[ Laughing ]"
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"It seems we're still determined to be the Henny Youngman of Fantasy Island, huh?"
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"Her mommy must be very proud of her."
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"Dr. Sydney Block. Hope I say all the right things."
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"Well, Mom, it looks as though we're gonna do some babysitting."
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"He's named after a writer Conrad. And this is our dog, Igor."
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"your daughter has met Dr. Block, so her fantasy has begun."
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"And when Herbie tried to pull him out, he stood on a shelf full of cans."
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"If I were truly a queen, I might have been."
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"And you've been using me like-like a-- like a pawn..."
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"Shh! Be quiet, Tattoo."
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"By the way, dear, what have the children been doing..."
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"[ Switches On TV ] [ Woman ] Behind you! The werewolf!"
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"you'd take him to court."
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"[ Vacuum Cleaner Whirring ]"
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"Herbie! Herbie! [ Igor Barking ]"
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"[ Sniffles ] Oh!"
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"No way. Not with this place looking like this when they get back."
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"Maybe... it is the lack of sleep."
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"Not only is he still alive,"
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"brass fittings and clogged drains."
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"And good-bye, Mr. Roarke. Thank you so much."
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"You're very welcome. Good-bye. Enchanté."
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"Be flexible, dear. Be flexible."
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