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Clips from Fantasy Island (1977) - King for a Day/Instant Family (S01E01)

"What's yellow, Yes."
Fantasy Island (1977)
"I've got a million of them."
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"Smiles, everyone. Smiles."
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"He looks like he just got the keys to the candy stores."
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"What's his fantasy?"
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"Mr. Ernie Miller, a plumber from Topeka, Kansas,"
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"A plumber who wants to be a king? Boss."
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"Ah. Thank you."
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"Laugh riot? That what it says on the box it came in."
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"Wish me luck, Mom. [ Chuckling ] Oh."
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"who shows that she's able to... adapt."
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"Oh, I guess it's time you met the rest of the family."
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"Like the hunchback in Frankenstein who got hanged."
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"[ Chuckles ] You see, Mother,"
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"I will guarantee my professional future."
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"Oh, Mom, what a chance."
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"[ Shutter Clicks ] Your Majesty."
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"Excellency."
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"Mm."
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"[ Chuckles ] As one monarch to another,"
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"that we discussed at your birthday party last month."
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"[ People Applauding ] Well, uh-- Your Majesty."
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"We used another fish-- sardines."
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"They look wonderful, Laurie, absolutely scrumptious."
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"Is it my fault that I'm not allowed to use the stove?"
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"I'm hungry! I'm hungry!"
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"Oh."
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"[ Blows ]"
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"What do you really do? Does it matter?"
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"For this weekend, I'm your queen."
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"How strange it is what a parent wants for a child..."
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"Oh, and why is that, dear?"
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"♪ [ Band Plays Waltz ]"
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"The king and queen are always the first to dance."
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"♪ [ Ends ]"
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"Your Highness. Good evening."
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"After all, he's a real emperor."
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"which require immediate attention."
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"Such as?"
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"Please, Ambassador Soro,"
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"Oh, well, uh,"
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"Your Royal Majesty, I'm, uh--"
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"Well, then where--"
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"Mr. Miller,"
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"Mr. Miller, your fantasy..."
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"The children are asleep."
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"Boss, you think he's gonna blow the whistle?"
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"Yes. Yes, he most certainly may."
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"that I am really the king,"
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"on the domestic issues of Carpathia."
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"They've been watching television."
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"built up in your part of the system."
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"on your country's side of the system."
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"let alone our dear, unknowledgeable friend, King Albert of Carpathia."
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"Well, I'm sorry."
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"Do you really mean that?"
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"Well, there's no real proof,"
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"Laurie, can you hear me?"
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"Laurie."
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"[ Water Churning ]"
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"- [ Loud Explosion ] - What on earth!"
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"Conrad! Herbie! Are you all right?"
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"- Uh! Oh! - Oh!"
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"Mother, I don't know anything about anything!"
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"to show her how hard being a mother and a housewife can be sometimes."
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"You're wrong, Mother."
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"Oh, Gail, darling,"
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"Test him."
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"Uh, Your Majesties, I am flying out tonight."
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"I've never hunted with you in my life."
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"What must I have been thinking about?"
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"That boating accident was a mistake in a lot of ways."
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"I can't believe that you're almost through in here. How are you doing?"
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"What about the rest of these? That's all right. Just get in there."
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"Oh, good, kids. I love you."
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"[ Chuckling ] Those are our children, aren't they?"
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"Of course we are, Mater."
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"Don't tell me they've been like this all weekend?"
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"[ Clapping Fins ] [ Chuckles ]"
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"And it was a picnic, believe me."
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"I meant it was terrific because of you."
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"I mean, at best, it's only temporary."
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"I know I'm not the greatest."
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"and come back with me and be a plumber's wife."
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"Mrs. Grayson. Oh, thank you so much."
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"What about your job with Dr. Block?"
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"[ Tattoo ] Your Highness. Yes?"
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"The plane! The plane!"
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"[ Girls Laughing, Chattering ]"
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"Boss! Boss!"
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"I've got a new one for you. Oh?"
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"You want to hear it? All right."
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"weigh 800 pounds and lay eggs? Yes."
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"Yellow... 800 pounds... and lays eggs?"
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"Um, I'm afraid I don't know."
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"Two 400-pounds chickens."
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"You get it, boss? Two 400-pound chickens."
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"Oh, it's very amusing, Tattoo."
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"They send it to me in my new joke kit. Watch."
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"No. I'd rather be Groucho."
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"At least he had more fun with the ladies."
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"- Indeed. - [ Vehicle Approaching ]"
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"Ah, the Jeep."
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"[ Roarke ] Mr. Ernie Miller."
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"[ Chuckles ]"
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"Oh, it's one shared by daydreamers throughout the ages, Tattoo."
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"simply wants to live like a king."
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"And that is precisely what he shall be this weekend."
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"Though I am not certain that his reign..."
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"will be everything he expects."
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"Miss Gail Grayson-- all the way from Cleveland, Ohio."
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"That's her mother with her."
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"- Does the young lady have a fantasy? - Oh, she does indeed, Tattoo."
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"Miss Grayson's fantasy is to get a chance to meet and be interviewed for a job..."
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"by the famous Dr. Sydney Block."
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"Oh, I know about him."
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"He's the famous doctor who wrote all these books how to raise children."
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"Yes, yes. That's right. Many people consider him..."
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"to be the world's foremost expert of family life."
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"That's why young Miss Grayson wants to meet him."
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