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Clips from Fantasy Island (1977) - King for a Day/Instant Family (S01E01)

"of Queen Aurora of Carpathia."
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"I'm sorry. I mean--"
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"Where is the real King Albert?"
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"Four weeks ago, he was killed in a motorboat accident."
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"So far, we've been able to keep the news from the outside world."
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"But wh-why would you do all of this?"
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"much like the relationship Monaco has with France,"
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"unless the tiny kingdom of Carpathia has a king,"
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"or, at any rate, a male heir to the throne,"
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"it will be annexed by the nation at its border--"
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"the one represented by Ambassador Soro."
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"- Soro? - Mm-hmm."
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"He's an evil man. He's the reason that I asked Mr. Roarke..."
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"to arrange this weekend."
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"You were not the only one with a fantasy."
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"- And Soro is suspicious. - Yes."
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"I'm trying to keep Carpathia from being swallowed whole,"
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"at least until elections are held in Ambassador Soro's country next month."
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"Hopefully, his party will be voted out..."
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"and one more sympathetic to Carpathia's independent freedom will be voted in."
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"So what you needed was a sucker that looked like the king."
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"And I filled the bill, right?"
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"was to be treated like a king, was it not?"
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"Yes."
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"But you've been using me."
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"I mean, I came here for a fantasy, to have fun."
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"in some lousy game of politics."
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"You have every right to be angry."
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"You're damn right I do."
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"I have a mind to go out there to the ballroom..."
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"and blow the whistle on all of you."
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"If you do, in 24 hours,"
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"Soro's troops will have overrun my country,"
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"and that will be the end of freedom for three million people."
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"I was trying to buy a little time for the good of my country."
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"But maybe I was trying to do it the wrong way."
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"I'm very sorry."
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"[ Door Closes ]"
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"The decision is yours, Mr. Miller."
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"[ Door Opens, Closes ]"
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"What do you want me to do with these towels? [ Toy Clatters ]"
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"Sweetheart?"
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"Oh, the poor girl."
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"Sleep tight."
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"[ No Audible Dialogue ]"
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"Your Majesty."
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"May the king now finish the dance..."
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"he and the queen started an hour ago?"
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"You know, if we are going to convince Ambassador Soro..."
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"I think you had better spend some time briefing me..."
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"[ Chatters ] Kids, I've got a new joke for you."
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"This is a funny one."
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"On my way here, I met a drunk."
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"He stood in front of a parking meter,"
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"put a penny inside of it and said,"
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""I weigh 10 minutes.""
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""I weigh 10 minutes." You get it?"
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"He thought the meter was a scale."
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"Uh, Tattoo, perhaps you should remember..."
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"none of your audience has ever seen a parking meter, you see."
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"So, uh-- But, boss,"
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"they did not laugh at any of my jokes."
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"[ Chattering ]"
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"You stupid monkey. What do you know?"
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"[ Gail ] I think I have a very unusual washing technique."
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"I get the feeling I keep doing the same load over and over again."
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"I'm sure you'll work it out, dear. All mothers do."
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"You're enjoying this, aren't you? [ Shuts Lid ]"
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"Well, it's time to see who wants what for lunch."
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"And after that, I'm going to take a well-earned rest. Oh, that would be nice."
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"while you've been up to your elbows in harsh detergents?"
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"And don't accuse me of using the tube as a babysitter."
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"I selected a very stimulating, educational program on the life of a moose."
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"And they were fascinated."
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"[ TV Movie: Woman ] The night is dark, the moon is full, [ Conrad Moaning ]"
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"and soon the werewolf will walk the forest-- [ Man ] No!"
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"[ Turns Off TV ] Hey, you shut the good part off."
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"The only thing that was good for was nightmares."
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"But if you're looking for something to do,"
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"I saw some great books on the lives of--"
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"- Where's Laurie? - She took Igor for a walk down to the beach."
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"That's an awfully long walk, and-- and then there's that cliff."
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"How long has she been gone?"
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"Don't worry. Igor's a good watchdog. He'll take care of her."
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"Well-- Laurie's hat."
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"Oh, he's soaking wet. [ Whimpering ]"
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"Something must have happened to her."
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"Igor wants us to follow him. He knows where she is."
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"No. Herbie, Conrad, stay here and stay out of trouble."
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"Come on, Mom. Let's go."
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"You turn on the TV. You turn it on."
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"You turn it on. All right, I'll turn it on."
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"[ Screaming ]"
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"[ Soro ] Delightful picnic. I did not see one ant."
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"Their encroachment was forbidden by King Albert."
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"Ambassador Soro, you mentioned last night..."
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"that you were disturbed by our raising of the import duty on tea."
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"Since it is we who export it to you, yes."
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"After you first import it from India."
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"Oh. I also think I should tell you..."
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"that we are going to raise the export tax on our Carpathé perfumes."
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"But that's our principal import from Carpathia."
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"You are charging us more?"
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"It seems that that's the only language your country understands."
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"Your Highness seems refreshingly candid today."
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"Perhaps you are ready to discuss our dredging problem."
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"Yes, as a matter of fact, I am."
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"The dredging was stopped because of a breakdown in the pumping system,"
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"a breakdown that was caused by excessive pressure..."
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"[ Chuckles ] Surely, that can be..."
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"mere speculation, Your Highness."
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"On the contrary, Mr. Soro."
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"It is the basics of good plumbing."
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"You see, I looked over the blueprints of the system last night."
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"And that damage could have only been done..."
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"by a blowout of the gasket drums..."
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"Sire, are you telling me..."
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"that you intend to bill us for the dredge breakdown damage?"
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"If a plumber came into your house and did a job like that,"
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"Yes, of course, we're going to bill you."
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