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Clips from Fantasy Island (1977) - King for a Day/Instant Family (S01E01)

"I hope we get a chance to play golf together while we're here."
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"- I'm told you're quite good. - Thank you, Your Majesty. I'd like nothing better."
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"Eric Soro-- ambassador of that large nation on our eastern border."
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"I am surprised-- but delighted--"
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"to find Your Majesty in such good health."
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"Oh, well, uh, thank you, Eric."
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"Emperor Bakota of uh, Seeda, East Africa."
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"Well, well, well."
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"We seem to be having marvelous weather, Albert."
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"Yes, yes. It's a beautiful day."
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"I hope we shall have some time to speak about that loan to our country..."
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"Your queen, Aurora."
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"My queen?"
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"Oh. Oh, yes, of course. My queen."
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"Darling, we're all so pleased you could make it."
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"Mm, so am I."
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"Gail, lunch is taking a long time, isn't it?"
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"One must be patient with children, Mother."
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"You have to give them space."
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"I bet they're working their little fingers to the bone."
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"Luncheon is served. What did I tell you?"
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"And I bet it tastes pretty good too. Yes."
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"Herbie. Oh, my goodness."
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"Oh! Uh."
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"We're having chicken chow mein."
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"I copied the recipe out of Mom's cookbook."
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"Except there wasn't any chicken, so we used our imagination."
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"Did you use tuna instead? That works very nicely."
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"Yes, I know, but we didn't have any of that either."
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"Our mom uses it sometimes too."
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"Ah. Sardine chow mein. How... interesting, Herbie."
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"I made delicious bacon-lettuce-and-tomato sandwiches on toast."
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"You'd better not eat it. The bacon isn't cooked."
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"Well, apparently, somebody is, because I smell something burning."
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"My cherries jubilee! I left it flaming in the kitchen!"
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"Oh!"
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"[ Yelps ]"
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"Please, don't help."
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"Terrific. The house is burning down,"
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"and all he thinks about is being hungry."
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"Oh, Cecil laid those out for you."
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"[ Laughs ] I tell you, this is crazy."
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"You know, I spend most of my time cleaning clogged drains."
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"I'm a plumber, you know. And now a real emperor is asking me for a loan."
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"This must be your fantasy too."
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"Gosh. You know that Roarke-- he thinks of everything."
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"Well, Mrs. Grayson,"
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"But tell me. How is yours coming along?"
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"Her fantasy? You mean they both have fantasies?"
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"Mrs. Grayson's fantasy was for her daughter to live out her doctorial thesis..."
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"and find out just how easy the life of the American housewife and mother really is."
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"[ Gail ] Conrad! No!"
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"Oh, Mr. Roarke, right now,"
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"I-- I'm not so sure how good an idea that was."
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"You fear your daughter may lose all her confidence. Is that it?"
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"Well, yes, I suppose so. You see, I'm really very proud of her."
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"She worked so hard getting through school."
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"But you're not sure how much she really knows."
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"Or does not know."
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"Mom! Can you give me a hand with this canned stuff?"
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"Oh, I, uh-- I guess so."
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"Coming, dear."
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"often satisfies neither of them."
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"And I don't expect any more problems like I had at lunch either."
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"Because I'm now being very specific about how I want the children to behave."
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"I've even given them a list of things to do while we're in the market."
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"Good. [ Laurie ] Gail! Gail! Quick!"
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"Igor took a string of sausage from the counter,"
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"and when Conrad tried to put it back, he fell in the freezer."
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"[ Gail ] Oh, no! [ Conrad, Muffled ] Help! Help!"
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"Oh, no! Help! Help!"
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"Lady, what kind of a circus are you running-- Oh, Herbie!"
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"- Why did you let Igor into the store? - You didn't tell me not to."
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"Help me get outta here! I didn't tell you not--"
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"Maybe you weren't specific enough, dear."
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"All right. Get the dog outside..."
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"while I help Junior get out of the freezer here."
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"[ Herbie ] Come on, Igor."
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"[ Chattering ]"
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"Okay, but I'm not exactly Fred Astaire."
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"You know, they're really acting like I am for real."
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"Hmm. Perhaps because you look so much like a king."
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"Oh, yes? They oughta see me lying flat in a crawl hole,"
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"trying to repair a broken water main."
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"Your Sublime Majesty, your pardon. ♪ [ Resumes ]"
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"But it's become most urgent that we pursue the subject of our loan."
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"Well--"
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"Why did you do that?"
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"I know. I was at his coronation."
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"Why does he persist in talking about the loan?"
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"You were at his coronation? [ Laughing ]"
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"No, no, no. You said you were."
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"And out by the pool,"
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"Emperor Bakota told me that we had talked about the loan in the past."
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"I'm getting the feeling that something's going on around here..."
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"that I don't know anything about."
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"Perhaps we should... return to the table."
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"Your Majesty, a moment of your time, please."
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"Uh, sire,"
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"there are some matters between our two countries..."
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"The new import duty you announced last week, for one."
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"The joint dredging operation at Gudow Point for another."
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"The shutdown has thrown 3,000 of our workers out of a job."
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"I realize that all of these matters are very important,"
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"but... I cannot discuss them with you tonight."
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"Is anything wrong, Your Highness?"
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"Would you please excuse me for a few minutes?"
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"Is something wrong, Albert?"
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"Something is wrong. I don't know what exactly,"
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"but something is terribly wrong."
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"I think he suspects."
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"Then there really is a kingdom of Carpathia."
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"There is indeed. And if you turn the page,"
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"you'll see a picture of the real ruling King Albert."
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"- Is this a trick? - No trick."
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"But... he really looks like me."
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"Will you turn the page again, please?"
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"You're the real queen."
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"Or is she a look-alike too?"
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"No. You are indeed in the presence..."
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