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Clips from Fantasy Island (1977) - King for a Day/Instant Family (S01E01)

"You see, she's just graduated from college..."
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"with degrees in child psychology and family analysis."
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"Oh, I wouldn't jump to any conclusions, Tattoo."
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"You see, the title of Miss Grayson's "doctorial" thesis is..."
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""The Soft Life of the American Housewife and Mother.""
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"I bet that was a real kick in the head for her mommy."
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"Right, Tattoo. Her mother wants her to see..."
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"how soft it really is to be a housewife."
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"My dear guests, I am Mr. Roarke, your host."
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"Welcome to Fantasy Island."
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"Excellency."
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"The nectar from the gods, especially brewed for Your Majesty."
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"Your Majesty? [ Roarke ] But of course."
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"You did ask for a weekend where you would be treated like a king, did you not?"
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"Well, after much thought, we realized the only way that would be possible..."
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"would be to convince our other guests..."
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"that you are really a ruling monarch."
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"Oh, well--"
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"No wonder that everybody has been so... friendly."
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"Your nectar, sire."
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"Then my fantasy has already begun?"
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"Oh, Mr. Miller-- Um,"
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"I should say King Albert."
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"That's the name you'll use during your stay with us."
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"Your fantasy began the minute the plane landed,"
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"and we raised the official flag of your country."
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"- Even a flag. - Of course."
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"Wow. Well, I really didn't expect any of this."
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"But then I don't know what I did expect."
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"Uh, tell me, does my country have a name?"
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"- Carpathia. - Carpathia."
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"Tattoo."
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"And you think that all of these people..."
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"will really believe that there is such a place?"
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"But of course they will."
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"Oh, King Albert, the world is full of small kingdoms..."
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"that people have never heard of."
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"The world is also filled with people..."
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"who want to believe in kings and queens and fairy tale lands."
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"Cecil Saint James-- your valet, sire."
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"Sire. If you will accompany me to the royal bungalow,"
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"I have laid out your wardrobe for the official reception."
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"We certainly hope Your Majesty will enjoy his stay with us."
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"Well, I'm sure going to try."
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"How do you like my new trick, boss? Isn't it funny?"
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"Oh, it's a regular laugh riot, Tattoo."
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"Oh? Hmm. What a coincidence."
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"[ Giggling ]"
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"Oh, thank you. Thank you very much."
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"Yes."
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"Well, this is the home of Dr. Sydney Block and family."
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"Oh, Miss Grayson, your mother is also expected."
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"What?"
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"I thought I was gonna see Dr. Block alone."
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"Oh, I'm so sorry. There must have been some sort of mix-up."
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"But Dr. Block is expecting you both."
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"Well, I don't mind, dear."
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"I'll try to stay out of the way. Fine with me."
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"One word of advice, if I may, Miss Grayson."
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"Be flexible. Don't limit yourself..."
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"to the academic knowledge you received from your studies."
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"You see, Dr. Block will welcome someone..."
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"Right."
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"Like they say in show business, knock them dead,"
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"[ All Chuckling ] Right."
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"Good luck. Thank you."
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"See you later. Yes."
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"Tattoo."
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"[ Knocking ] Uh, come."
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"Oh, hi. You're-- You're Gail and Mildred, uh-- uh, Grayson, right?"
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"Right. Yes, sir. Wonderful you could come. Fabulous."
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"They're here, Selma. Hurry up."
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"I loved your thesis."
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"You don't know what this means to us."
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"I mean, particularly since there are two of you."
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"One always makes my wife very, very nervous."
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"One what? One babysitter."
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"This is our first vacation in years,"
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"and it's gonna be a pleasure to sit back and relax..."
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"and know that our kids are in the care of the girl who-who wrote this thesis."
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"Yeah, and you too. You too, Mrs. Grayson."
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"Selma! Come on. We're late."
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"Here she is. We can go now. Go? But, Dr. Block, we--"
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"This is like a dream come true. It's so wonderful."
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"Bless you, Miss Grayson. Bless you both."
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"Sydney, I'll be in the car. Uh-huh. Uh-huh."
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"Oh, Mr. Roarke said you'd be delighted."
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"Now, make notes. And, uh,"
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"if-if things get rough, just consult your thesis."
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"Guys, Mommy and Daddy are leaving."
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"Have a wonderful time and behave yourselves."
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"You'll handle everything. I have absolute confidence."
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"Buh-bye."
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"Hi. I'm Herbert Bayard Block, but I like to be called Herbie."
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"And this is my sister Laurie. Laurie's short for Lorelei,"
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"which comes from a famous German poem about a mermaid who sits on a rock..."
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"and lures sailors to their death."
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"This is my little brother, Conrad."
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"- Oh. - When do we eat? Igor's hungry."
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"- I'm hungry. - So am I. I'm starved."
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"I guess now would be a good time to be, uh, flexible, dear."
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"We're all going to eat as soon as lunch is ready."
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"Now, how would you children like the chance to fix it for us?"
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"Boy, would we ever. Yeah. We get to fix lunch."
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"Come on. [ Whines, Barks ]"
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"Do you think turning them loose in the kitchen is a good idea?"
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"[ Laughing ] Oh, Mother."
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"It's all here in black and white."
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"Give children responsibility, and they rise to the occasion."
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"being a housewife is easy if you let it be."
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"You really believe that, don't you? Absolutely."
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"All I have to do is keep this house and those children in order..."
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"until Dr. Block gets back,"
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"and I will not only prove my thesis,"
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"It certainly seems so."
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"[ Roarke ] His Majesty, King Albert."
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"[ Woman ] Your Highness. [ Camera Shutters Clicking ]"
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"Harry Sand, United States Undersecretary of State."
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"Compliment his golf game. Ah."
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"Your Majesty. Mr. Sand."
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