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Clips from Three's Company - The Gift (S02E02)

"What?"
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"I've got it. All of it."
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"Chrissy! How?"
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"I held a raffle at the office."
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"Ooh! That's a great idea!"
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"I think he was a little angry when he found out the prize was my jacket."
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"Oh, well, hey. What did he expect to win?"
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"Me. Waah!"
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"What? Well, I guess it was kind of my fault."
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"and I told everybody to... take a good look at what they were getting."
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"So, naturally, yeah, mm-hmm, they thought that they would get..."
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"Yeah. Oh! Only the guys. Oh, yeah, right."
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"[ Doorbell Rings ] Coming!"
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"He owes me... Three hundred dollars? It's all there."
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"Where'd this come from? I sold tickets."
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"What?"
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"Now, you must promise you will never tell Jack what I did, okay?"
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"He'll never hear it from me. Oh, thanks."
Three's Company
"How much did you charge?"
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"[ British Accent ] Oh. So sorry. I was looking for Mother. Wrong apartment."
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"No! Come back here, Jack."
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"Mr. Roper wants to have a word with you."
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"Oh, how nice. Yeah, so, uh, Chrissy and I'll just..."
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"You stand there, and we'll just go out in the kitchen and make coffee."
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"Look, before you say anything, Mr. Roper,"
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"I want you to know I have tried very hard to get your $300."
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"Jack. Very tight. No, no. Hear me out."
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"Jack Tripper always pays his debts."
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"I'll-I'll-I'll get a job. I'll get two jobs. I'll work nights."
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"I'll scrub floors. Anything. Just give me a break this time, Mr. Roper."
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"Jack, you got to do something for me."
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"I'll do anything. I'll scrub your floors, your shoes, your teeth, anything."
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"What? Forget it. You don't owe me anything."
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"Mr. Roper, you're talking about $300."
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"So what? I mean, it's only money."
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"Good night, Jack."
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"[ Mouthing Words ]"
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"Jack? What happened? Jack? You okay?"
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"- I just saw something really scary. - What?"
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"Roper turned into a human being right in front of my eyes."
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"Thank you."
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"One hundred, two hundred,"
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"three hundred..."
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"What are you so happy about, Stanley? I'm feeling good."
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"Wouldn't you feel good if you got something that you didn't expect?"
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"I don't know. I'm always expecting something I don't get."
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"Come on, Stanley. Let's go."
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"Is that all you ever think about?"
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"It's only 7:30."
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"Las Vegas, Stanley. Oh. I thought you meant..."
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"We're catching the 9:00 plane for Las Vegas."
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"Las Vegas?"
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"I told you before, and I'm telling you again... We are not going to Las Vegas."
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"Why not? Because I don't have any mon-mon-mon-mon-mon..."
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"You bring the bags, Stanley. [ Snaps Fingers ]"
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"in front of a studio audience."
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"- Like I said, Stanley... cheap! - [ Doorbell Rings ]"
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"Oh, and here's one from my Cousin Francis in New Jersey."
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"But I don't want it."
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"What's there to explain? Right. I knew you'd understand."
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"Yeah. Generous people do very generous things. I wasn't being generous."
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"[ Groaning ] Yeah, see, Jack, 'cause..."
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"Hi, Chrissy. Hi."
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"Yeah, but this time, I'll be smart."
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"Oh. Changing your whole image, huh?"
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"Wait a minute."
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"You see, uh, my, uh... My father's plant shut down,"
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"You have three women, all in the same building?"
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"Look. Uh, you two probably have a lot of things to talk over, so I'll just mosey..."
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"You can see how good it looks, okay? O-Okay."
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"Come on. We're gonna miss the bus."
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"And he knows who. And you put who and who together,"
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"- You are not helping. - Neither are you."
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"Altered?"
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"Excuse me. Ow!"
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