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Clips from Three's Company - The Gift (S02E02)

"♪ You'll see that life is a ball again ♪"
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"♪ Three is company too ♪"
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"♪ Down at our rendezvous Three is company too ♪♪"
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"St... I said I don't want to hear it."
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""I"? What do you mean, "I"? There's two of us here. It's "we.""
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"All right. We can't afford it."
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"Cheap, Stanley. C-H-E-A-P, cheap!"
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"You think I got nothing better to do than to throw my money around?"
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"What do you think of that? Well, it does get pretty cold around..."
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"You got to admit, Mr. Roper, that that..."
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"What? Well, you'll save money."
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"Who? Tsk. Oh, I know who."
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"Listen, Chrissy. Are you kidding?"
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"Oh, Janet, when you said Jack would have something up his sleeve,"
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"No. This feels like real suede too."
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"Ever, ever ever!"
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"Here, honey. Come on."
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"Put that in there like that. Okay."
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"Give me the jacket back. What?"
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"Oh, I can imagine. Listen, uh,"
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"No, I can't tell her that, Mr. Roper. She'll be too unhappy."
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"So you go upstairs and you get the jacket and you bring it down now."
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"The present you got for Chrissy! It's gorgeous!"
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"And my own husband is... Hold it. Hold it. I got you one, Helen."
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"I mean, the two of us having the same jacket exactly alike."
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"Uh, that's Shakespeare's play."
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"Well, that's a good book."
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"And we solved your problem, 'cause Chrissy"
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"will keep the jacket as a birthday present."
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"Huh? No, I can't talk to you anymore! Bye!"
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"Yeah. See, I didn't even know it was Chrissy's birthday."
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"You just happened to go into the most expensive store in town..."
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"where you just happened to buy her the most expensive jacket they had,"
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"No. Chrissy picked it up by mistake."
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"Ooh! See, then, you can take the jacket,"
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"Yeah, it does, doesn't it? Yeah."
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"- Oh, doesn't it look great? - Altered."
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"See, I told you there was nothing to worry about."
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"Tsk. poor Jack. I just feel terrible."
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"Uh, uh, Chrissy... Oh, besides that."
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"Now, exactly what did you want the money for?"
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"You don't understand. I have a girlfriend who lives in Westwood."
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"Why not? I'll pay it back in a few months."
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"You! But... we don't need the money."
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"I know, I know. A guy by the name of Harry Simpson was the winner."
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"You see, I went selling tickets from office to office,"
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"Where's Jack? I don't know, but why don't you come in?"
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"I tried my friends, the school, but money is very tight, Mr. Roper."
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"Jack, forget the $300. I'll do it!"
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"[ Man ] Three's Company was videotaped..."
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"♪ Come and knock on our door ♪ ♪ Come and knock on our door ♪"
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"♪ We've been waitin' for you ♪ ♪ We've been waitin' for you ♪"
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"♪ Where the kisses are hers and hers and his ♪"
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"♪ Three's company too ♪"
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"♪ Come and dance on our floor ♪ ♪ Come and dance on our floor ♪"
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"♪ Take a step that is new ♪ ♪ Take a step that is new ♪"
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"♪ We've a lovable space that needs your face ♪"
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"♪ Three's company too ♪"
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"♪ Laughter is calling for you ♪"
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"♪ Down at our rendezvous ♪ ♪ Down at our rendezvous ♪"
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"I don't want to hear it."
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"Well, you're gonna hear it!"
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"You said that you... Helen, Helen, Helen,"
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"I'm gonna tell you for the last time... I can't afford it."
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"There's only one word for you, Stanley. You be careful, Helen."
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"Cheap!"
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"That's not so bad."
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"I thought you were gonna say something about my mother."
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"You're breaking your promise to me. No, I'm not."
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"You're not? I'm not breaking my promise."
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"Oh, Stanley! You mean we're going to Las Vegas? Of course."
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"Oh! But not right now."
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"You know, I promised you we'd go a year ago,"
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"but since then, prices have gone sky-high."
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"It would cost me a fortune to go now."
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"You know the trouble with you, Helen? You don't know the value of money."
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"That's 'cause you never let me see any."
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"Look, I would like something put away."
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"So would I... you!"
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"Hi. I just came to... Now, you listen to me, Helen."
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"Sticks and stones, Helen. I could just leave this,"
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"uh, somewhere. Sticks and stones."
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"How'd you get in here?"
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"Well, I rang the bell, and-and then you... Never mind that."
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"What do you think of a woman who wants to drive her husband to the poorhouse?"
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"What do you think of a man who wants to drive his wife to the nuthouse?"
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"Oh, yeah. You got something better to do, Stanley,"
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"but you're stingy with that too."
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"Do you know he never thinks of me at all?"
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"He never buys me candy or brings me flowers."
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"What do you think of a woman... every time she looks in a department store window,"
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"she wants everything in the store?"
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"Last week she saw a jacket for $400 in the fashion shop."
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""Oh, Stanley, I need that jacket."
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"If I don't have that jacket, I'm gonna freeze.""
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"Do me a favor, will ya? Butt out."
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"You asked me for my opinion. I wouldn't give you two cents for your opinion."
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"Yeah, he wouldn't give two cents for anything."
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"[ Jack Laughing ]"
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"She's got you there."
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"Well, that was pretty funny what she..."
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"Well, when you think about it, it wasn't that funny."
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"What do you want? Well, I just came by to give you the rent money,"
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"but if you're too busy for that... Oh, I'll take that now."
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"Oh, thank you. You're welcome."
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"Jack."
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"What?"
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"How do you get to understand women?"
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"If you want to know a woman, ask another woman."
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"Exactly."
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"So what do you think, Jack?"
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"About what?"
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"Well, when I asked her to go to Las Vegas, it didn't cost $600 then."
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"Six hundred dollars? Boy, that's money."
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"Yeah, so what do you think I ought to do? Buy her the jacket."
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"You say the trip to Vegas is $600? Yeah."
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"And the jacket costs, what, 400? Make a trade-off. Yeah."
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"That's not bad. Still, that's $400."
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"Now, hang on a second. I have a friend who works at the fashion shop."
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"She gets a discount... 25 percent. Tell you what."
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