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Clips from Three's Company - The Gift (S02E02)

"Oh, please, Jack. You don't owe me an explanation."
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"I have to explain, Janet, about Chrissy's jacket. Jack!"
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"There is nothing to it. It is very simple. Please."
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"I mean, you didn't know that it was Chrissy's birthday."
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"and then you just happened to give it to Chrissy with a big ribbon on it,"
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"all on the same day you asked me for money for your lunch."
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"Oh, you mean you're expecting something in return? You bet I am."
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"Well, that is the lowest,"
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"rottenest, most underhanded... Janet..."
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"I am not finished yet! It is the stingiest, the dirtiest... Janet!"
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"I did not buy that jacket for Chrissy. I bought it for Roper."
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"[ Muffled ] You bought it for Roper?"
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"I bought it for Roper to give to Mrs. Roper."
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"[ Muffled ] What?"
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"Excuse me."
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"You bought that jacket for Mr. Roper to give to Mrs. Roper on Chrissy's birthday?"
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"[ Mock Giggling ] You don't understand, do you?"
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"Wait a minute. Do you... Do you mean that that was Mrs. Roper's coat..."
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"and it wasn't Chrissy's coat?"
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"[ British Accent ] By, George, she's got it. I think she's got it."
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"Jack! Oh!"
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"Oh, that's wonderful."
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"Wonderful? Are you crazy?"
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"If I don't get that jacket back, I have to find $300, which may as well be a million,"
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"'cause I don't have that either. Okay, okay. Now, calm down."
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"All right. Uh, first thing... Chrissy's got to be told."
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"Janet, I can't tell Chrissy. She loves that jacket."
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"Okay. Second thing, you gotta find 300 bucks."
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"[ Groaning ] Jack, just... just..."
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"Look, just be straight with Chrissy. She will appreciate that."
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"She'll hate me. What's a little hate between friends?"
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"I can't do it. Yes, you can, Jack. You can."
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"You just go right up to Chrissy, and you tell her the truth."
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"Then you grab the jacket and run before she cries all over it."
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"you can take it, go back to the store and get all of Mr. Roper's money back."
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"Hello, everybody!"
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"Hasn't it been just a terrific day?"
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"Oh, hi, honey. Hi."
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"[ Nervous Chuckle ] Jack?"
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"Uh, it's about the jacket."
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"I... I go make dinner. No."
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"You go make talk."
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"Well? What do you think?"
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"Uh, I l... I love it, Chrissy, and the point is, though..."
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"You know, that jacket sure seems to fit a lot better than it did last night."
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"Chrissy, you may not like what I have to say,"
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"but it does seem to fit a little better, doesn't it?"
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"Yeah. My friend at the leather shop did a rush job, and he altered it for me."
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"She had it altered."
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"Oh, Jack! Oh, Jack, thank you."
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"What, me worry?"
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"Now, watch me from behind."
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"Okay? Uh-huh."
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"It looks altered."
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"Worry."
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"I can't take it back now, Janet. What am I gonna do?"
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"Well, can you beg?"
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"You would happen to have $300... Oh, Jack."
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"I wouldn't happen to have 300 cents."
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"Well, maybe I can get a loan from school."
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"How? Last time you tried, they turned you down because your dad makes too much money."
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"Well, Mr. Tripper, your application seems to be in order."
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"I don't see why, uh..."
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"I remember you now."
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"Aren't you the student who's living with two girls?"
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"- Yeah, that's me. - You look remarkably well."
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"Well, I get a lot of exercise."
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"I bet you do."
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"Mr. Travers, I really need this money. Do you think I'll be able to get this loan?"
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"Why wouldn't you get it? Well, you turned me down last time."
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"I did?"
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"Oh, yes. It seems your father makes too much money..."
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"for you to be considered a needy student."
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"Sorry. Oh, well, that's all changed now."
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"and-and he was laid off."
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"He's been looking for work ever since, and he's used up his, um, savings."
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"He's down to his last... [ Swallows ] dime."
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"And, uh, I'm sure he's heavily in debt by now."
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"What a lucky break!"
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"You mean that jacket is really Mrs. Roper's?"
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"Well, it was, when it was a couple of sizes larger."
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"Oh, Chrissy, it is not your fault."
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"Yeah, it's not my fault. It's Jack's fault..."
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"for leaving it where I could see it in the first place."
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"Right, right. And, of course, it never, uh, crossed your mind..."
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"that that was a pretty expensive gift."
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"No. Not even when the tailor told you what it was worth?"
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"Well, it crossed my mind then. And?"
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"Well, I just let it cross right out of my mind."
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"I don't blame you. But now you can see..."
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"why Jack couldn't bring himself to tell you about it."
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"Yeah. Thank goodness."
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"Oh, Chrissy. I know. We gotta help him out."
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"Where is Jack? He went to school early. He's gonna try and get a loan."
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"Oh, I can't let him pay Mr. Roper back himself."
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"- Yeah, but what can you do? - There must be some way a girl can make $300 in a hurry."
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"Wait. Hmm?"
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"You know, I am really mad at Jack. Wh..."
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"I thought you wanted to help him. Why are you mad?"
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"I just realized that this means he forgot my birthday."
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"Well, you see, it was Chrissy's birthday, and I bought this suede coat."
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"That's nice. No, I didn't buy it for Chrissy."
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"You bought it for your second roommate."
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"No, actually, I bought it for another woman."
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"Another woman?"
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"Uh, she's the landlord's wife."
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"Uh-huh."
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"She-She lives in the same building."
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"That's convenient."
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"Three women?"
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"No, no. It's not like it sounds."
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"Four women? Mr. Travers, uh..."
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"I'm sorry, Mr. Tripper, but I won't be able to approve this loan."
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"I don't see how you can possibly last out the week."
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"Oh, well, thanks, Margaret."
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"Listen, I knew we could count on you. Yeah. Okay. Bye, bye."
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"Hi. Hi. I have been on the phone..."
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"calling all our friends, trying to raise the 300,"
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"and Margaret just came up with 250 of it."
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"- Two-fifty? You're kidding. - No, no. That brings our total to $5.80."
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