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Clips from Three's Company - The Gift (S02E02)

"I could pick up the jacket for you. It'll only cost you $300."
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"No kidding? Still... [ Together ] That's $300."
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"I mean, I don't know where I'd get that kind of money."
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"Here."
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"Yeah, Mr. Roper. I got the jacket right here. It's gift-wrapped and everything."
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"Well, I didn't know if Mrs. Roper would be home or not, so I thought I'd call first."
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"Terrific. Well, listen, I'll start dinner, and then I'll bring it right down, okay?"
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"Oh. Uh, by the way, Mr. Roper, I got the receipt,"
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"and it only cost you $299.95."
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"Huh? Oh, thank you, Mr. Roper."
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"I can really use that nickel. Okay."
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"Oh, this is so terrific."
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"Oh, I got a great card from my mom and dad. [ Gasps ]"
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"Aw, and this one's from you."
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"How do you know? You didn't even open it yet."
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"Well, don't you remember? You asked me to mail it for you."
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"Oh. Right. Right."
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"Well, I guess everybody remembered my birthday except you-know-who."
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"and you get him, that's who."
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"Jack? Tsk. Who else?"
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"Now, I know Jack didn't forget your birthday."
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"Look, I bet he's got something for you up his sleeve,"
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"and he's just waiting for the right moment to spring it on you."
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"You really think so? [ Chuckles ] Sure!"
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"[ Gasps ] What's this?"
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"Oh, hey. I don't remember that being there this mor..."
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"Jack. Yeah, Jack! Yeah?"
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"Oh, Janet!"
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"Oh, I knew Jack wouldn't forget my birthday!"
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"Wow. That sneaky little devil. Hey, where is he, anyway?"
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"I don't know. Jack!"
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"I wonder what this is. Hey, Jack!"
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"- Somebody paging? Chrissy... - Ah, Jack, you are quite a guy."
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"Chrissy, what are you doing? You know what?"
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"Chrissy thought that you forgot her birthday."
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"Her-Her what-day? Oh, look at him! Here, come on."
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"You can stop acting now. Chrissy, you don't want to... you don't want to open..."
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"Oh!"
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"Oh, my!"
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"Ooh! Oh, my!"
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"- Jack! - Oh, my!"
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"Oh, Jack! This is... Well, this is..."
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"This is all wrong. Let me take it back to the store. No!"
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"I'll just take it back. Oh, no, no! Oh, it's absolutely perfect."
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"Perfect? That's more than perfect. That is sensational."
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"I never dreamed it'd be a whole jacket."
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"I gotta hand it to you. Good. Then hand it right here."
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"Well, that's the problem. You don't want this fake stuff. Here."
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"Let me just, uh... Oh, no, no, no. I really love it!"
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"Chrissy, listen. I just got to tell you something about this jacket."
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"What are you doing with tears in your eyes? Will you stop? Oh, Jack, this is..."
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"the most wonderful birthday present..."
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"anybody has ever given me in my whole life... No. No, it's not."
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"Thank you, Jack! Oh!"
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"Oh, Jack!"
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"Um, here, Chrissy, here. Why don't you try it on?"
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"Don't let her try it on. Do you think she should?"
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"Yes, I think she should."
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"Come on, honey. Here. Let me help you."
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"All right, all right. Here. Put that in there."
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"Oh, yeah. Here you go, Chrissy. Let me just..."
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"Hey, this is looking real good."
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"Chrissy, no. Put this in here. Jack!"
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"Will you give me the coat? Give it to me. Well..."
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"I think maybe we should... Jack, will you st... What is wrong with you?"
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"Turn around. Okay."
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"Well? How's it look?"
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"Oh, Chrissy."
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"What do you mean, "Oh, Chrissy"? It's way too big on her."
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"Do you think so?"
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"Yeah, it makes you look... You look older."
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"Well, of course. It's my birthday."
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"That's true."
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"Chrissy, look. It's about this jacket. I gotta... I gotta explain."
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"What are you making that... Chrissy... Oh, Jack!"
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"Don't... Come on. Be happy. Let's see a smile right there."
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"See? Do that, like... Chrissy. Oh, Jack!"
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"How am I ever gonna be able to thank you?"
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"No, Chrissy. It's okay."
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"Happ... Happy "birthcoat." I mean, uh, happy birthday."
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"Oh, my..."
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"Gee, Mr. Roper. I had no idea you'd be so understanding."
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"Why not? That mistake could happen to anybody."
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"Oh, yeah. And you should've seen the expression on Chrissy's little face."
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"I'm sure when the emotional impact wears off tomorrow night,"
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"I'll be able to tell Chrissy."
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"Good, good. Meanwhile, bring me the jacket"
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"tonight, 'cause I want to surprise Mrs. Roper."
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"Mr. Roper, I... I told you, I would break it to Chrissy tomorrow night."
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"Good, good. But I want the jacket tonight."
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"Look, we both have a problem."
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"The only difference is, I am married to my problem."
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"Oh, Jack! I just saw it! Ha-ha!"
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"Oh, well... Oh, just the jacket I wanted."
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"And Jack gets it for Chrissy."
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"What? I got you the same jacket."
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"I wanted it to be a surprise. You're gonna get the jacket tonight."
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"Oh, Stanley!"
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"Oh, I was wrong about you."
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"You're not cheap. Thank you."
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"What? Well, I did want it before Chrissy got hers,"
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"but, well, now it would look silly."
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"But thanks anyway, Stanley."
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"It was a sweet thought."
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"[ Sighs ] Well,"
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"as the Good Book says, all's well that ends well."
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"Listen. We solved my problem. Helen doesn't want the jacket."
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"Yeah. Now we only have one problem left."
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"What's that? You owe me $300."
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"What, Mr. Roper?"
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"No, I can't sneak into Chrissy's bedroom and steal the jacket back."
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"Because it isn't honest, that's why."
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"Besides, I already tried it, and the jacket's not there."
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"Well, she wore it to work."
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"- What was that? - Uh, it was an obscene phone call."
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"Ooh. Who were you calling?"
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"Listen, Janet, I-I want to talk to you."
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"Oh, yeah, sure. I get it."
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"Of course. Chrissy isn't here, so now you'll talk to me."
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"No, it's about last night. Last night?"
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