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Clips from The Golden Girls - 'Twas the Nightmare Before Christmas (S02E02)

"I'm not surprised that you spend Christmas by yourself."
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"You know why? You don't know what Christmas is all about."
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"People don't owe you a nice Christmas"
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"because you decided that's what makes you happy."
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"You can force us to stay here all night,"
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"but I'll be damned if you'll force us"
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"to celebrate this joyous holiday with you."
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"I've been sitting in the car for half an hour."
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"What am I, a dachshund?"
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"Ma, be careful. He has a gun."
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"This is a toy."
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"He has been holding us hostage with a toy gun?"
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"I can't believe it."
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"Dorothy, you call yourself an Italian?"
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"You can't tell the difference between a toy and a real piece?"
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"I feel so ashamed."
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"Everything you said about me is true."
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"I'm a loser."
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"You're not a loser, you just need some help."
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"Maybe you're right."
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"Mrs Nylund, a lot of what you said applies to me, too."
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"My whole life has been one lie after another."
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"I realise now I was doing it just to get attention."
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"I think it's time for me to stop."
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"Mr Meyer, that's wonderful."
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"Marvellous. Let's go. I could've walked to New York by now."
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"Dr Escobar, I'm so glad you're here."
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"I don't have time to explain,"
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"but this gentleman would like to talk to you. Merry Christmas."
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"Dr Escobar? We should talk, too."
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"Dr Rooney from the Mayo Clinic."
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"I'll fill you in on the particulars of this case."
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"Good Lord, we made it."
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"Girls, I don't know what to say."
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"Say goodbye. Our plane leaves in five minutes."
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"Goodbye. Merry Christmas."
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"Merry Christmas, Sophia. Have a wonderful time."
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"- Bye-bye. - I'll miss you like crazy. Bye."
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"Merry Christmas. Bye."
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"Ladies and gentlemen, due to the severe storm front in the area,"
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"all flights in and out of Miami International Airport"
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"Have a merry Christmas."
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"Excuse me. Would you like to buy a flower?"
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"Beat it, chrome dome!"
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"And while you're at it, get a job, get a suit,"
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"get on your knees and beg your mother's forgiveness."
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"I am chilled to the bone."
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"I've never seen it this cold in Miami."
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"It was at its worst when we ran out of gas"
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"I appreciate everyone leaving me stranded"
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"after my heel fell off at that intersection."
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"Good evening, ladies. Welcome to Albert's Diner."
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"- I'm Albert. Merry Christmas. - Thank you."
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"- Just a cup of coffee, please. - Sure. Coffee all around?"
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"I'd like hot apple cider with a cinnamon stick."
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"Lady, does this look like Knott's Berry Farm?"
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"- Coffee'll be fine. - Coffee."
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"I ever tell you I met my husband George on Christmas Eve?"
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"Blanche, how exciting."
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"Let me tell you how exciting a Christmas Eve can be."
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"I was home on Christmas vacation"
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"when my best friend fixed me up with the most beautiful boy."
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"George."
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"No, this was Richard J. Wild."
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"Believe me, his name said it all."
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"We must have pulled over five times on our way to that dance."
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"Anyway, when we got to the dance, Richard dropped me off,"
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"and I ran smack into a man so gorgeous,"
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"he made Richard J. Wild look like a prepubescent choirboy."
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"- George. - No, no, no, Ernie Willis."
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"Ernie smiled, and the next thing I knew, we were dancing in a local bar."
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"All of a sudden I heard a voice say,"
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""May I cut in?""
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"It was the man I knew I'd spend my life with."
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"George."
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"Thomas and I left the bar..."
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"Blanche, I could get herpes listening to this story."
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"At what point in the evening did you finally meet George?"
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"I didn't meet George until the next Christmas Eve. That was a boring story."
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"I said I'd tell an exciting story."
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"Ladies, I hate to see people just drink coffee."
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"It's Christmas. Please have some cheesecake on me."
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"- How very sweet of you. - My pleasure."
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"I'm depressed. I don't even want this cheesecake."
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"Are you ladies having a bad Christmas?"
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"- The worst. - I'm a little down myself."
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"It's tough working on Christmas Eve. I'd like to be with my family."
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"We know. We can't be with our families."
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"You all are not related?"
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"- No. - Really?"
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"The way you were teasing and talking, I thought you were family."
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"Isn't that something?"
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"Isn't it funny how sometimes it takes a total stranger to point out something"
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"that's been right there in front of your face?"
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"We were feeling so sorry for ourselves,"
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"we forgot we are celebrating Christmas with family."
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"Merry Christmas, Rose."
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"Merry Christmas, Blanche."
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"- Merry Christmas, Blanche. - Merry Christmas, Rose."
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"So we're a family... a family stuck in a diner on Christmas Eve."
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"Yeah, but at least we're together."
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"I know I'm feeling better."
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"Wish there was something we could do for that man."
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"Maybe there is. Excuse me."
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"Yes, ma'am?"
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"How would you like to go home and spend Christmas Eve with your family?"
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"- I'd love to, but... - If you trust us,"
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"we'd be happy to watch the place."
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"- Can you cook? - Are you black?"
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"I promise I'll be back in less than an hour."
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"- Thank you and merry Christmas. - Merry Christmas."
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"Girls, you know what this cheesecake is missing?"
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"Chocolate syrup."
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"- I wonder if he has any. - I'll look in the back."
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"- My God. I don't believe it. - What?"
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"- Take a look. - That's snow."
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"It's kinda light and whippy, but it is snow."
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"A white Christmas in Miami? Can you beat that?"
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"This calls for some Christmas music."
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"I pushed the wrong button."
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