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Clips from The Golden Girls - 'Twas the Nightmare Before Christmas (S02E02)

"You're kidding. I thought it was Fidel Castro."
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"You know what she took back? Pearl earrings."
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"I thought I'd sit and look at the tree."
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"He was a principal backer of Howard The Duck."
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"have been cancelled until 6am tomorrow."
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"It's always best to drive defensively over the holidays."
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"Merry Christmas, Dorothy."
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"What the hell is this, the Waltons?"
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"My craving for cheesecake has returned."
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"Rose? Dorothy?"
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"Sophia?"
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"The coast is clear. Come on in, Ed."
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"My roommates are out shopping,"
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"so we have the place to ourselves."
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"It's time to find out who's naughty or nice."
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"Didn't you have the best time Christmas shopping, Dorothy?"
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"I loved it. Being pushed and shoved all day to buy gifts I can't afford."
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"It's a regular Yuletide treat."
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"- You've been grouchy all day. - I'm sorry, Rose."
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"I'm sad because Christmas doesn't have a meaning anymore. It's so commercial."
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"How can you say that?"
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"The three wise men in Burdines' nativity scene"
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"were wearing Ralph Lauren ski parkas."
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"Catch me, catch me, catch me."
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"Let me take a wild guess."
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"You didn't expect us home this early."
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"- I'd like you to meet... - We know who he is, Blanche."
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"Santa, how could you?"
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"Rose, this is Ed Kletner. He works at the mall. He's on his break."
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"Santa is never off duty, mister."
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"In that uniform, the only thing on your mind"
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"should be giving people what they want for Christmas."
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"He was trying to, Rose."
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"I saw Blanche's list."
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"Get your cap, get your beard and get moving."
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"Rose."
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"I had to wait for a hour to sit on his lap."
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"Tough holly."
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"- What would Mrs Claus say? - Not to mention Mrs Kletner."
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"- Who was that? - He's a Santa Claus."
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"- What was he doing here? - Blanche picked him up at the mall."
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"I can't help it. A man in a Santa Claus suit drives me absolutely crazy."
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"Maybe it's the warmth of all that red, hot, sweaty flannel."
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"Set against the austere coldness"
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"of those black patent leather jackboots."
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"Or maybe it's because those rosy cheeks and twinkling eyes"
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"bespeak a passion about to erupt"
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"from a man who spent a Ionely year cooped up with dwarves."
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"I'm not sure. But the sight of a Santa"
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"sets my body aflame with unbridled desire."
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"Blanche, you do realise you're in the minority on this?"
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"- Did you finish your shopping? - Yeah, just about."
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"It's unbelievable how much things cost."
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"I just spent $89 for a doll for my granddaughter."
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"Ma, you had $89?"
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"Don't be ridiculous. I charged my gifts with your credit card."
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"You're taking them back."
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"Even the beautiful cashmere sweater I got for Blanche?"
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"Cashmere? I love cashmere."
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"Don't tell me. Tell Scrooge."
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"Rose, I hope you didn't have your heart set on a video recorder."
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"You bought me a video recorder?"
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"I bought you a video recorder."
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"Two video recorders?"
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"This is going to be the best Christmas ever."
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"How did you think I'd pay for all this?"
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"On time. Loosen up the mousetrap a little. It's Christmas."
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"You see what this holiday has become? You see?"
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"Everybody thinks you show someone you care by going into debt."
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"Where is the love? Where's the sharing?"
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"Where is the true spirit of Christmas?"
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"Neiman Marcus, ladies' apparel, third floor."
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"Maybe you're right, Dorothy."
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"I've spent too much again this year."
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"Girls, I have a terrific idea."
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"Before we go home to spend Christmas with our families,"
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"why not have a celebration right here?"
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"St. Olaf style."
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"I will not drink eggnog while wearing a cast-iron brassiere."
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"We do that at Easter."
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"At Christmas we exchange gifts we make for each other."
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"Rose, that is a great idea."
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"We'll return all those meaningless impersonal gifts"
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"that we always buy for each other"
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"and make something that comes from the heart."
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"- That's a terrific idea. - What do you say, Ma?"
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"Unless you make a lamb's-wool jacket with a fake fur collar,"
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"my heart stays with Neiman Marcus ladies' apparel, third floor."
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"This one's from me, Dorothy."
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"They're popular back home. It took me a week to whittle it."
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"Rose."
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"- Do you like it? - Like it? Honey, I love it."
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"Who wouldn't love a wooden brooch"
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"in the shape of a turkey's head?"
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"No, that's a maple syrup spigot."
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"- The ones I fell in love with? - Yep. Ho, ho, ho."
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"Ma. Who cares?"
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"Rose, I love it."
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"This'll come in a lot handier than pearl earrings,"
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"when I'm lost in the woods with a stack of pancakes."
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"Dorothy."
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"I wanna give you all my gift next."
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"I thought this was such a cute idea,"
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"I made the same for each of you. Here. Sophia."
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""The Men Of Blanche's Boudoir.""
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"It's a calendar."
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"Each month has the picture of a man"
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"who's brought some special joy into my life."
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"Blanche. Honey. This is so thoughtful."
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"- September? - Yep."
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"I'm surprised you could walk in October."
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"Just think, girls, tomorrow's Christmas Eve,"
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"and we'll be back home with our families."
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"There's nothing like Christmas in Minnesota."
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"Unless it's Christmas in New York."
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"A light snow falling over Fifth Avenue,"
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"ice skaters at Rockefeller Center,"
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"Santas on every street corner."
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"Really?"
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"I guess my very favourite Christmas ever was in New York."
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