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Clips from The Longest Yard (2005)

"A gift for you, Mr. Crewe."
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"We're here deep in the heart of toothless country,"
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"coming to you from a simple Texas high school stadium"
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"Now, when my man Travis tried to drag me out here, I said,"
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"Everybody on their feet for the warden."
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"Anthony, wow. You can sit down."
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"Thank God."
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"Gentlemen, Texas marshals have been kind enough"
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"to supply us with a dozen of their finest sharpshooters."
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"So for those of you thinking of mingling with the civilians"
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"or trying to make a break for it,"
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"you will be shot."
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"In the head."
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"Now, let's all go out there and have some fun."
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"Crewe. I will see you on the field."
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"I think he's in love with you."
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"All right, listen up."
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"I know it's hard to get psyched for the game without Caretaker being here."
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"But somehow that sick, skinny bastard"
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"found a way to get us all fired up from beyond the grave."
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"Caretaker's last gift to us."
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"Battle, I presume this is yours."
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"I still don't think that's big enough."
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"- That's it? - No, that ain't it."
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"I think he found us a name too."
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"Mean Machine. Mean Machine. Mean Machine. Mean Machine."
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"Good afternoon and welcome to a very special edition of ESPN football."
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"As today, the semipro Allenville Federal Prison guards"
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"will be taking on the very prisoners they guard."
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"as I am joined in the booth by Baby Face Bob."
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"Say hi to the folks, Bob-O."
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"Chris, we went to a commercial."
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"This job, Bob, it's a lot of give and take."
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"So when I bring you in, don't be afraid to talk to the folks."
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"Unless you don't want to."
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"And here come the cons,"
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"Holy shit. Hey, hey, hey."
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"- Hey, now. - Call me."
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"What the hell are you dressed up for?"
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"Hey, I didn't spend 14 years in the joint just to watch this game."
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"And there in the high-security bleachers"
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"We're going to kick your ass And then we will kiss you"
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"I didn't do it."
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"Come on, Batt."
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"- What's that? - Did you see that?"
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"Damn it."
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"Papajohn's at the 20, the 10. And he will score."
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"Sweet dreams, bitch."
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"than tackling the ball carrier."
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"Hey, Mom. Hey, Dad. Thanks for picking me up from school."
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"Paul Crewe, serving a three-year sentence,"
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"Center, shift it. Shift it."
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"Hey, Sasquatch."
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"Goddamn it."
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"Knauer has Potter wide open. Touchdown, guards."
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"- Son of a bitch. - And in the first 90 seconds,"
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"Are you okay? Oh, God, you're not hurt, are you?"
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"Listen, if you want to cry, you go ahead and cry. I will cry with you."
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"Sorry, guys."
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"All right. Now, let's get started."
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"Let's see if Paul "Motley" Crewe can make something happen."
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"That's got to be pass interference."
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"But the ref is waving it off."
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"Come on, now. I am in this hellhole for less than that."
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"- Be a man and make a call. - You're right."
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"Unsportsmanlike conduct. Eighty-eight black."
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"What?"
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"Come on."
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"- Bullshit, D. - Calm down. Let it go."
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"Let's call that one a questionable call."
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"He's brought down hard, by his facemask."
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"What? Oh, come on, man. That was a facemask."
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"What you looking at? Are you serious?"
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"I mean, this is absurd."
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"We can't win with the refs on the payroll."
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"Listen up. I got an idea to end all this bullshit."
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"Come on, let's all stay up. Come on."
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"Down, set."
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"That one hurt my marble sack."
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"All right."
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"- You all right? - Yeah."
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"- No, no. It would be fourth down. - Okay."
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"Underneath. Let's go."
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"Well, I don't quite get this, but on fourth and 22, the cons are going to go for it."
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"Down, set."
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"Red 58. Hut."
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"How about from now on, you call a fair game? How's that sound?"
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"Sounds good."
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"Yeah, you like that."
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"Have we got any? Have we got some balls?"
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"- Yeah. - All right. Let's go kick some ass."
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"White 50. White 50. Hut, hut, hut."
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"Switowski is so big, it's like being tackled by a Coke machine with legs."
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"Nice to see you smiling, Bob."
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"Green 90. Hut."
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"Third and 5, and the give is to Megget."
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"And now Crewe."
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"And that's a first down."
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"or they're going to need body bags on the sidelines."
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"Cons still down by two touchdowns, but they finally have some momentum."
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"Hut."
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"Crewe with a shovel pass to Megget."
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"And Megget scrambles for a first down."
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"You know, Engleheart, you are the best-looking guy on your team."
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"You know, Paul, in the midst of all this, for you to say something like that is..."
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"Crewe dumps it over the middle to Deacon Moss."
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"And he's hammered at the 17 for a 13-yard pickup, and that's a first down."
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"All right."
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"And so there will be no shutout today, as the cons are on the board."
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"Quit booing, people. Both teams are trying very hard."
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"- Sportsmanship, try it. - Shut up."
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"2:11 left in the first half. And Dunham is back in at fullback."
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"And he is a load, at 6'2", 260."
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"He refuses to go down."
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"Yeah, but you ain't on D. Are you, bitch?"
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"Switowski. Come here."
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"who's averaging close to 12 yards a carry this half."
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"I think he just shit himself."
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"See? I told you I made him shit himself."
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"Yo. I will make sure I send them books to the hospital, pimp."
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