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Clips from The Longest Yard (2005)

"I love that dress."
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"- You have done it again. - Well, it's all for you, Bradlee."
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"Oh, the girls are by the pool."
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"Well, well, well, Lena. So where's this sexy boy toy of yours hiding?"
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"I didn't know you were a football fan, Patrick."
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"I have never watched a game. I am just a big fan of his old underwear ads."
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"Well, he's probably just getting out of the shower. Let me go hurry his ass up."
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"- Hi. - Hey, babe."
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"You have got to be kidding me."
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"Remember the catering trucks and the valet parkers?"
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"Oh, shit, I forgot."
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"I will tell you what you should forget about."
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"Because it's forgotten all about you."
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"Now, you're going to put this outfit on that I bought you,"
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"drag your drunken ass downstairs"
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"and mingle with my clients like a good boy."
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"Who am I? Elton John? I ain't wearing that shit."
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"No. You're much more expensive than that."
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"But I tell you what."
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"If you're not downstairs in five minutes,"
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"I am going to throw you out of my bed,"
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"out of my house and out of my life."
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"What gift?"
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"Paul, I am so excited."
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"- Where'd you put it? - In the back, on the right."
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"I think we need some alone time, honey,"
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"so I am going to go take a cruise in your Bentley."
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"Somebody please open this damn door. Patrick?"
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"- Lena? - Patrick."
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"What happened to you?"
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"He locked me in the closet and left me to die."
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"He thinks he can mess with me."
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"911."
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"Well, well, well. I will be damned. If it isn't Paul Crewe."
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"Nope. Nope. This car was reported stolen."
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"No, no, no. It's actually my girlfriend's car."
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"Shit happens."
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"I got to ask you something. Does he get XM Radio with those?"
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"Actually, they get a couple of channels."
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"It's Paul Crewe."
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"Another question, though."
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"Santa Claus. What's he like?"
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"Boy, I hate to arrest a public figure like yourself,"
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"endorsement deals to worry about, now, do you?"
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"Man. I hope you got a lot of money for that game you threw,"
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"You're slurring your words a bit there, Paul. You been drinking tonight?"
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"Absolutely not. Now, could you do me a favor? Hold this beer while I back it up."
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"We got a 3-94 in progress."
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"Okay, remain calm."
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"We're receiving word now that the driver of that vehicle"
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"Crewe, you might remember,"
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"was the only man ever to be indicted on federal racketeering charges"
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"for shaving points in a professional football game,"
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"although it was never fully proven."
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"Yeah."
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"You care about this car more than you do us."
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"And how'd you even know there was a scratch on this baby?"
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"Because I am watching you on TV, as is the whole country."
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"Well, I hope they like this."
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"Hey, Lena."
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"Good news, boys, I didn't spill my beer."
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"Without question, Crewe's five-year federal probation for point-shaving"
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"The future of this once-great football star looks very dark indeed."
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"Long way from the big city, huh, superstar?"
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"Staying with the times around here, huh?"
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"Home sweet home, boy."
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"Get on your feet."
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"You're one lucky son of a bitch, Crewe."
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"See, the warden loves his football."
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"Fact, he was on the winning side of your little thing."
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"Welcome to Allenville."
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"Thank you, sergeant. I will take it from here."
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"- Afternoon, inmate Crewe. - Yeah."
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"Come on. Warden wants to see you."
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"Let's do it."
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"I bet a lot of your old teammates are locked up in here."
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"No inmates from my playing days. Couple of guards, though."
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"See, we got us a fine prison-guard league down here."
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"It's like a company softball team."
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"Now, the warden..."
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"...he's going to ask you to help out."
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"When the warden asks you,"
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"Yes?"
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"You're going to tell him "no." You got it?"
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"You're going to tell the warden"
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"that you want nothing to do with his football fantasies."
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"You understand?"
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"Okay. I feel you, dog. I feel you."
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"Paul "Wrecking" Crewe."
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"but it's an honor to have you here at this institution."
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"He's my political adviser."
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"See, I have been approached by several very influential people"
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"wondering if I'd be interested in standing for governor."
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"They see the way I run this prison, think maybe I should run this state."
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"Only with less sodomy, right?"
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"Now, there are two things we take very seriously here in the state of Texas."
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"Prison and football."
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"We play a little of the latter here."
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"The warden is too modest to admit that his team is rather good."
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"But not good enough."
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"Five years since our last championship."
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"Five years."
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"Now, I have worked real hard, pulled strings,"
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"I haven't played football and I don't know how long. I don't really want to."
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"You wouldn't be playing, Paul. Just consulting."
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"Anyone who was once the MVP of the National Football League"
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"Captain, what would you say to Mr. Crewe looking in,"
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"giving us the benefit of his experience?"
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"I think that's a real good idea, warden. We can use all the help we can get."
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"What you say, Paul?"
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"that your time here will be a whole lot easier if you just participate."
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"I just want to do my time and go home. Nothing else."
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"If you will excuse us, Mr. Crewe."
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"Captain Knauer, you can stay."
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"Thank you very much."
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"My ex-husband wore the same brand of tighty whities."
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"He didn't fill them out quite as well as you, though."
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"Special effects. Hollywood. Not all me."
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"Oh, I doubt that very seriously."
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"Come on, get up."
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